Scipios (DayZ)

That's cute friend. But I would never talk with such poor grammar or intelligence. Nor call myself gotbeans.

First of all, thanks for this thread, the op has shown not only that he is either 13 or has the mental age of a 13 year old but that he is blind to intelligence of all levels. Also this thread has been probably one of the more entertaining threads I have seen in a while and I thank you for that op. Secondly, is the community choosing to ignore the whole gtfo of here shit? That was a valid argument about what, 3 years ago? Bless your heart for trying op.. But I think you will find that pretty much everything you have said in this thread is childish, uninformed, arrogant and generally poorly thought out. I finish only by saying that everything that has been said in contrast to what you have... Is correct. In future, stay playing warz and jerking off to anime. Your friend, Scipios.

Whatever has happened here you did something stupid and got caught out. Either this happened due to your own stupidity in giving away info or by you trying to get sneaky stuff. Either way I have little sympathy for your case.

Well isnt that nice! :D But no dice..

Get an Ipad or an extra screen. Problem solved.. one of many problems i'd suggest.

I genuinly dont think I have ever felt more sorry for people who join these "HARDCORE" gaming societies.. chill out and relax with games.

Probably one of the best Dayz Videos to date.

Remember thr days when people said that the Wii would revolutipnise gaming? Oh those were the days.

However will any of us survive without you playing? Without you the game is sure to die!!! Beta/alpha/whatever. Just remember this is a free unfinished game which we are given the privilege to play.

Also when zombies fist you, you feel shame, self loathing and sometimes shit yourself.

I'm just imagining zombies being the ones who start running when fisting is introduced. I'm a wear them like a hand puppet.

Sounds interesting. I'm at work just now but hit me up in a pm.

A lot of people think that when going north. Most are proven wrong though.

Yeh I've decided to be Batman. What next?

This world will show you that its full of bandits who dont believe in good.

I need a Robin or sexy Catwoman kind of figure... actually.. make Robin sexy too.

Wow this admin guy is funny. And by that I mean he thinks he is the dogs bollocks because he bought a server and therefore he has some god given right to the game and to the way his server runs. He can schedule things, maintain things but ultimately you can tell this guy has decided to run a server because he is some overweight loser who thinks that by buying a server he is automatically given the ability to be god. Quite frankly.. The admin is a deuche and I think only an idiot would play on his server.

yeh add me aswell... james.crothers1 Id love to play with you guys.

A great man once created a phrase which perfectly describes this situation. "Get up.. Man up... shut up and reload."

I spawned just West of a small hamlet on the coast of Chernogask. After looking around and getting my bearings (where is the tree line, where are the roads, what time is it, can I see any Z's or other survivors) I decided to slowly walk just in the tree line towards the village. Immediately I saw a small house with an open door, I was looking for anything, this was my first time and all I wanted was food, water or anything that could be useful. As I entered I saw a small kitchen to my left with a table in the middle and a body bag on the floor. I disgustingly decided to see if the body might have had anything I could use on it but quickly realised that the house was clear of anything. Disappointed I left the house and looked to my right. Somehow - I dont know how - there was a bandit there. He was looking further down the road but clearly he had just been in the house.. scared shocked and wary of what I had heard of Bandits I paused for a moment. I considered whether I should kill him or not. It wasnt long before I was aiming my Makarov directly towards his brain and I pulled the trigger. And I didnt pull it just once - oh no! I pulled that trigger about four or five times to make sure that he was dead. I paused and watch him tumble onto the ground in a heap of brain, skull and blood.. lots of blood. I searched his body and found more makarov rounds along with some pain killers and food. I couldnt carry it all so decided to eat the food I already had and drink my water before picking up the bandits gear. My heart was pounding about what I had just done. I felt guilty, ashamed but absolutely thrilled that in some respect I had just taken revenge for one of my fellow survivors who had been killed by that sorry bastard. I continued on through the town before suddenly hearing shotgun fire. I ducked and went into a building, peering from the window to see If i could catch a glimpse of who it was. This time it was a survivor, clearly a relaxed one at that (and who wouldnt be with a shotgun?). He was casualy running around the streets shooting any Zombie that he wanted. It was at that point that I made a decision, I knew that while i had a few more makarov bullets than before and enough beans and water to last me for a while, I knew that I was going to have to get more advanced supplies like a compass, hunting knife a map maybe. If I was ever going to survive. I decided to follow him and observe his actions, slowly I crept behind him, ever constant of passing zombies who might get in the way. Then it all happened so quickly, he turned around and spotted me. Before I knew it he suffered the same fate as the Bandit before. He collapsed on the ground and was bleeding to death. I walked over to him and finally lodged a bullet into his brain, ending his life. I found what I was looking for from that poor man. But it had cost me my humanity and some blood (his shotgun hit me in the leg). I vowed that now I could survive quite comfortably, that I would never make the mistake of murdering somebody ever again. Then 2 hours later.. I did. Tl;DR I killed a bandit and a survivor within the space of 15 minutes and got epic loot.

Internal Bleeding is not really something you would be able to "cure" with first aid kits.