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  1. Was that you or the game breathing so damn hard? I never noticed it that much.
  2. mattwatson.mail@gmail.com

    Hackers

    Bang? As in you were shot? Exploded? Fornicated? Sometimes people have guns in this game.
  3. I think the deer were turned into zombies.
  4. To be fair, The Walking Dead hardly has anything to do about zombies.
  5. mattwatson.mail@gmail.com

    Ethanol & Stills

    How about some bourbon distilleries while we're at it.
  6. mattwatson.mail@gmail.com

    Better then SEX!

    Props on relating morning wood to DayZ, gotta be a first.
  7. Note to self, don't leave this thread up for your fiance to walk in on. Awkward...
  8. mattwatson.mail@gmail.com

    Shot out of a car

    Well done, yet to get THAT geared out. Looked like fun.
  9. That was actually really entertaining! Beans for you, and a truck full of loot.
  10. Should have drank your milk.
  11. I once saw this documentary about adolescent wizards, some chick pulled it off.
  12. mattwatson.mail@gmail.com

    Sniper Squad

    Someone has an itchy walkie-talkie finger.
  13. Anyone else hear the old Diablo 2 ear hitting the ground noise when they read the OP?
  14. Sounds to me like your friend is in love with you.
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