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    [Video] .... AMBUSHED, BI***ES

    Must've been his truck.
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    Trapped Like a Pathetic Helpless Ant

    Was that you or the game breathing so damn hard? I never noticed it that much.
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    Hackers

    Bang? As in you were shot? Exploded? Fornicated? Sometimes people have guns in this game.
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    if we have deer stands

    I think the deer were turned into zombies.
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    6 Alice Packs and 2 Czech Packs in one Supermarket!

    Paper or plastic?
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    Why bandits ruin this game...

    To be fair, The Walking Dead hardly has anything to do about zombies.
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    Ethanol & Stills

    How about some bourbon distilleries while we're at it.
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    Better then SEX!

    Props on relating morning wood to DayZ, gotta be a first.
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    Why did you frag!?

    "That's fuckin' teamwork"
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    your first murder experience

    Note to self, don't leave this thread up for your fiance to walk in on. Awkward...
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    Shot out of a car

    Well done, yet to get THAT geared out. Looked like fun.
  12. mattwatson.mail@gmail.com

    DayZ: Camp Raid, and Satchel Charge (2:19)

    That was actually really entertaining! Beans for you, and a truck full of loot.
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    Some people really aren't meant to play this game.

    Maybe that was his posse.
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    Leg randomly breaks

    Should have drank your milk.
  15. mattwatson.mail@gmail.com

    what goes on in a dayz hospital

    That was amazing...
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    Can you store an empty backpack in your equipped backpack?

    I once saw this documentary about adolescent wizards, some chick pulled it off.
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    Dayz Merchandise

    Look out ladies.
  18. mattwatson.mail@gmail.com

    How to get beans!

    Pyramid Beans
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    Sniper Squad

    Someone has an itchy walkie-talkie finger.
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    "Oh, what's in the church?"

    You nearly hit Mary...
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    Do you guys feel bad for killing people?

    He just wanted some funyuns...
  22. mattwatson.mail@gmail.com

    The last Bandit thread you will ever need

    Anyone else hear the old Diablo 2 ear hitting the ground noise when they read the OP?
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    Turn off bandit sounds?

    Sounds to me like your friend is in love with you.
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