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I'd trade an M4A3 for an FAL w/ a couple mags..

I'd be willing to trade something nifty for an MK with a couple rounds... PM me man...

I've had this character for a while now, and have decided to gear him to be a stealthy scout of some sort, with a camo SVD and M4, and a Ghille. If anyone needs some extra assistance raiding some place or maybe another person in their squad that can spot/scout stealthily, I'm your guy. Need a trade overwatched or need a body guard? I'm your guy. I'm looking to cooperate with other people, and I will take commands to an extent, PM me if you need some services like those, or have room in a squad that does raiding and will play, I'm currently located south of the Airfield.

The title says it all, my friend has a good server, but it doesn't save tents at all. lame!

Omg, this reminds me of what happened to me the other day. I wanted to troll my friends hard, so I changed my name, and logged into out server to hunt them down. I was hunting down my friend close quarters with an AS50, while he had a crossbow with 1 bolt, so I thought I was safe... I was wrong... I will standing behind him as he looted something to be funny, and he turned around and shot me in the head with the crossbow.. 1 hit i'm dead. Headshot. Not a fun time for me :( haha

For the first time in forever, I spend like an hour searching around the fields on chenarus on one of my favorite servers, I find a downed helicopter, I get NVGs, AS50, and two DMRs, (One for my friend) I walk for 5 minutes, and a hacker kills nearly 36 people all at once on the server. This is the third time in a row I've been killed by a hacker. 3rd time. I've literally died to hackers more times than zombies. In a zombie survival. Wtf. All on server I know and have played on for a while. What the hell is going on with this game.

First off, If you have any troll comments, stop here. Please and thank you. So I'm looking for a silenced weapon to finish off my loadout for my character Otherwise, a silence M4 would be great, or an M9, I'm not interested in the Bizon or MP5 for obvious reasons. I have some coolio stuff so PM with an offer/trade. Secondly, I've acquired a set of gear with this character's life that makes me a pretty stealthy fellow, and I'm kinda looking for a group of people (not too big but not too small) that wants to have me as an asset to their team. I'd do scouting/close quarters sniping mostly, and I'd like to find a group that takes it a little more serious and is very tactical. (Like has a leader that tells people what to do, like a working squad of people) I don't want to be spammed with *Clan invites* I do not want to join a 200 member clan, thanks but no thanks, PM me with info and stuff if you have some room on a tactical squad! Thanks :D EDIT: I just need a silenced M9, I'd rather have some sort of LMG or M14/DMR instead of a silenced M4, again, PM me.

LOL.. don't ask ;)

Do any of you play with that one friend that you will just never let drive anything again? I mean, I've had my share of screw ups in vehicles, I once crashed a car going 107km/hr into the face of a barn out in the north, and killed 4 people in my car, and somehow I flew from the car, went unconcious from the explosion, and lived. This is an example of one of those friends you NEVER let drive a chopper. Anyone have any stories of some vehicle screw ups? :P (No comments about "omg you are a hacker" or blah blah blah. I'm not, my friend was, and he doesn't hack anymore.)

-No shit, don't post the obvious, troll. Yea I know, people fucking suck! We do this when the server is locked with no one on it, well, we used to, until he got banned. Also, that's the same reason I've crashed 2 helis lol :P No shit. No shit. No shit. Jesus. It's not like im sniping freshspawns, were just fucking around. No, if you actually read, I DON'T HACK, my FRIEND does. *Did. He got banned, and I have to say, we had a shit load of fun, so balls off.

So, earlier I PM'ed a guy about trading my AS50 for his SVD. We decided we would meet in the power station of Elecktro and exchange weapons with no problems there. He seemed cool, and said he has never had an AS50 before, and hasn't really had a lot of good gear, so I decided I would give him my NVG's and Rangefnder as well. We started to get overrun by zed in the Firehouse so we climbed the ladder to the roof. He put the SVD in my pack, and I put all the goodies in his pack. Then, we both got downed at the same time by simultaneous AS50 rounds to the head. I'm not really sure if they were just in the right place at the right time, or somehow they caught wind of our trade, but I don't think I was set up. They guy was pretty upset and thought I had set him up, even though I didn't at all. So, I got onto my second account (I have a bandit account and a trading/hero account) and it just so happens my AS50 bandit was on the hill to the West of Elecktro Hill! I watch my body as I spawned in Elecktro with my other account. I watched 2 Ghille Suited characters run down from the hill to loot our bodies (unaware of my 2nd account watching) And I shot both of them as they checked my gear, 2 solid shots, 2 solid kills. I then hopped on my other account and ran to the power station, still dodging shots from the 3rd sniper. I then alt+tabbed back to my Bandit and shot relentlessly with my M4 into the hill where I thought he was to gather his attention, and then logged out. I then alt+tabbed a final time into my other character, climbed the ladder, and sprinted to my body and snatched the backpack with the package! (SVD CAMO), noticing I haven't been shot yet, I went to the 2 ghille'd bodies and hid them both, and a final shot flew by my characters head just before I got out of line of sight of the sniper down the ladder. That's what happens to Bandits who camp Elektro hill and shoot fresh spawns! Take it! And I got my SVD Camo too! I'm gonna contact this guy and give him his AS50 tomorrow, he got off when he died :[

Or how bout we bash a game that doesn't even have something simple like a wait time to log out, like world of warcraft? Hey, I wanted that SVD, and I was going to take any means necessary to get it. That's what a fucking survival game is, do what it takes to survive. Those snipers (Probably using thermal AS50s considering like everyone has them) were a threat to my own survival, so i took necessary measures to take care of them, no matter what I do, so that I SURVIVE, and get my weapon! And it's not like we met there on purpose, we both had no ammo for secondaries, and were getting pushed up the firehouse by about 30 zombies, so when we got to the top we are just like "hey might as well trade now" it was just bad timing. You think I would risk a 7 day character on purpose? No. I lost a good character from my own stupidity and false sense of security, yes, but I don't need a bunch of asses telling me what I already know. I can't post one thing on the forums without 30 people crawling out of bushes like "oh hey guys, here's another guy we can be a dick to."

so much hate. screw all of you, I posted this to share my story, not to get a whole bunch of fuckheads to tell me how stupid I am, I know it was a dumb move, no need to be a sarcastic ass about it. And thank you to everyone who isn't an ass on the forums.

Hi! I'm just trying to find a silenced weapon for my character that I'm playing on right meow, I really want the G36-C Silenced (Yes I know it's hacked, It doesn't give me advantage, It's just one of my favorite weapons) although i'd be cool with an M4 or an M9 Silenced too, I have an M4A3 CCO to trade, a coyote backpack, nvgs, and rangefiner. :P Thanks!~

Forum trolls.

Lol good add!

I was at the north western airfield on my friends server and I vaulted over something and my player randomly fell down, went unconcious, is bleeding, and has 4000 blood... I alt+f4ed and I could really use someone with an epic pen/bandage/blood bag! Someone who is preferably close to me and wont shoot me for my gear... This is the farthest i've been on a legit character and I dont wanna die :( 63.209.36.2:9115 team speak channel if you can help :(

TYPING IN ALL CAPS DOESNT MAKE IT EASIER TO READ

if you find one, tell me as well, my server i recommended doesnt save tents well.

Lol, you have my beans for your sig. LMFAO

Pm'ed!

Yes ikr? Lol, a brief moment of stupidity, it was kind of in the moment.

Yes actually, tis the one we were playing on. It loads in fast and my friend owns it, so we chill there mostly.

That's exactly what I expected to get from the forums haha, that would be a pretty easy thing to believe, but if you played with me long enough, you'd realize i'd never be low enough to do that ever haha.