Seanyboy360

Alright people, I'm sure you would all like breaking your bones if it became "realistic" xP

LMAO the way they pop up from the water after they die looks so funny xD

If they let morphine heal dem bones INSTANTLY, why not make one more little exception for the community :)

So I had recently died by losing hope because I had somehow glitched my fn fal, so in my next life I spawned at elektro and went straight to the firetower. I found an ak 74 kobra I think and kept heading up. Then suddenly hear sniper fire and a hole appeared right to the left of me. I heard stories about how stupid people are when they snipe at the "hill" of elektro. So I manage to get out and try to return fire at him, but apparently my vision sucks and I was shooting a rock xD. He fired about another 3 shots before I started heading my way behind the hill he was at. There were a few zombies behind me and I was zig-zagging really hard. As I was going up the hill from behind, there was still a zombie behind me so I just proned behind a bush and lost him lol. When I got up to the top I scanned the whole hill from right to left and I just see this guys backpack and name. I was so calm (I'm proud of mysel for not panicking because the last time I shot at someone my heart was beating so hard and I missed most of my shots :c:) And put about 2-4 bullets in him and he dies. I grabbed all the essentials I needed, map,compass,ect. Took his weapon and he also had a silenced pistol with 4 mags :DD. Then I just buried his body so if he came back, nothing was there xD. This is what you get for sniping freshy's at elektro BIATCH!

Yeah..I don't think going on a server with 1337 as the server name was a smart idea xD. Fuck that shit though :c

Yeah, I wouldn't mind the zombies running like Usain bolt if they ran not all zig-zaggy :/

Oh gawd I would rage like a little girl if that happened to me DX

I would make myself a madman one life, maybe even a guy with a fetish for zombies, going into deep details in these things would be hilarious xD.

Why can't I ever find fortified shit like that :c..

Oh I'd love some ;D

Dem girls aint even gurrd luukin mang, dem nasty bootys :/

lol clever

Oh wait... I"m also helping out rocket by making him get even MOAR MURRNEY YEY! IT JUSTIFIES EVERYTANG ;O

Sounded awesome, please record next time you get in a situation like this :D

Try giving us some cool back-story to at least persuade us why this thing would be put in the game next time. It just seems weird to implement such of thing for no reason :/

The end of DayZ have cometh, SATAN HAS ARRIVED!

Well remember there "infected" maybe long story short, some zombies were more immune to the infection than others, but still all the changing ugly,ect happened. They still have their human brains and thoughts... but wait! They are starving to death and another made up story ( they remember how they got infected, bitten or something like that) and that makes them think thats the only way to survive and they go insane. "To stop the pain I must at the flesh of others" and like starving hurts them but they dont die. This causes them to have a rage like sound (maybe even crying, goh how sad DX but funny) and if yur human and smart you would get down and listen from where hes coming from. Idk lol. Sorry for the bad grammar and spelling errors :P (I am neither against or with btw)

Seems like rocket made all the zombies earlobes get cleaned

Stop bitching over other people bitching (2nd time or 3rd ive seen you use the word "bitching in your replys xD)

On the bright side, you didn't die in the process :D

God, I hope they fix this soon :/

Don't talk bad to my hot pockets :c

Having same issues :/

Maybe make some witch type of zombie (I know it looks like L4D) but it would creep me out hearing some weird zombie witch moan like doing some weird ass witchcraft.

I had recently lost my Nvg's and Bizon/dmr,didnt really care I actually wanted to die so I went into the middle of the NWAF waiting for someone to kill me but noone did, but then later someone did xD. But reading these makes me happy because things like this make me feel awesome when it happens to me. So far I found a tent with NVG and he had so much dmr ammo. But nice find :D. P.S where would you find bicycles?