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Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

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  1. OOOKKKK here we go it's round 5!! Same as before applies. Lets all meetup on a private server and just have a damn good laugh!! Just post to get access!! Attending Derpy Hooves Shminx Shutterfly SonicRainbrony xxKumorinekoxx HuggeTheDruggie Pretorian117 KittyWitty RazorsEdge daskleineviech Bronze Smoulder Dance1211 Piranha Plant SoMore98 RDxAJ KaiKai Basement Lurking Pony Fag Inception Farsight bamakid1272 Princess Ludus WyLd_D3v4sTaTi0n Neelon Cyanyde Bromethius RazorPT Steak and Potatoes Kimberlah MrTechnowgeek dragonkatol Good Guy Alex Pinkie_Pie Brandon "Dasher" Kyuuki Sonicrainboom_BOOM Official Journalist Cherno Journo
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    dayzstandalone-direct coms don't work.

    I used to have a similar issue but that was because my Mic was running through USB instead of Mic IN. Goto your audio settings and select play back devices, make sure the one you are used is classed as "Default device" De-activate any others you may have. This will stop any confusion your PC may be having and ARMA should instantly pick up your DEFAULT device.
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    Teamspeak overlay, cheating?

    Nah it's only a warning but not one person has been banned for using the TS3 overlay, i am pretty sure BE are very aware of how it works hence as much as it's picked up as a cheat it will never ever be banned. Some mods you do have to be careful with, i had a close encounter with a texture boost mod that almost seen me with a ban... Seems it's unfair to have better quality and view distance than others :P
  4. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Took a break ~3months ago, came back today and...

    These topics are now bugging me since its all i seem to see. I solved the problem of DayZ and not liking it along time ago, it's a simple fix. Stop playing it.... I have, never looked back.
  5. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Need help , new to dayZ

    Z German is correct, best way is to ask those with more experience.
  6. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Dean Hall encourages server hopping at egx rezzed

    Say "ALPHA" one more time.... I double dare you mother bucker.....
  7. I totally agree with you, however if they add the feature that it fired similarly to the Garrand and not bolt action (somehow ARMA 2 takes the MKIII and gives it the firing characteristics of a WWI MK1 or 2) A brilliant all round weapon. good to fight with but excellent once you master it.
  8. You would see more M82's than M107's
  9. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Accused of cheating

    Ignore the sore losers and continue playing.
  10. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    With Rocket starting his new studio

    Reservedly i will be hesitant on any future "Dean Hall" creations. i've spent 2 years nearly with this project to see it pretty much fall apart. Being on the inside for an amount of time really threw me off Game development and taking part in any early alpha projects because and i'm not afraid to say it... the SA testing was a shambles. Best thing... i got a free copy of DayZ... next best thing... it's never getting installed again.
  11. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Calm the hell down about Dean allready....

    Whining about Whiners never works....
  12. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    If your PP's turned off you can't be much of a man

    QQ'ing about a feature in a game that has huge optimization issues at the moment.... Who cares, it probably will be dealt with soon enough but it isn't a huge deal just now, only an attention seeking muppet would call anyone out on this one. So many other issues that need to be attended to before anything like this is fixed....
  13. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Why aren't there 'fat' characters in DayZ?

    But but.... think of the Immersion..... DID ANYONE THINK ABOUT THE IMMERSION....... (Didn't think so.....)
  14. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Why aren't there 'fat' characters in DayZ?

    because
  15. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    What do we really want as far as zombies?

    Gimmie the 28 Days later Zombies... Those are real nightmares!
  16. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Banned From Us 3480

    Ignore the bad admin,,, move on to another server that isn't ran by a 12 yr old funding the server through mummies bank card.
  17. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Spawn Rate Of Can Openers.

    I have to agree with you here. The loot tables and respawns probably won't be fixed for some time to come yet despite in my opinion they are critical elements to the game and should be quite high on the "To do list" Also glad to see there is someone sporting my muffins... good on you :D
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    DAYZ Standalone VS. ARMA 2 MOD version

    Since SA is still very early doors the mod offers more, plus you have the advantage of being able to play ARMA which in it'self is a bloody great game once you get the hang of it. I still prefer the mod over Standalone and i probably will for some time to come.
  19. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Reaction On Dying

    "Dammit... ach well not like this hasn't happened several hundred times in the last 18 months" (mod included)
  20. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Being killed in the PVE server by a player

    When does anyone read what the devs say... if people did, more than half the posts on these forums wouldn't exist
  21. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    DayZ Crashing and Errors

    Don't worry about those errors, ultimately they wont effect your gameplay much, at least your client is now running stable. Feel free to PM me if you have any other issues
  22. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    paintings in chernarus

    My ancestors did me proud.....
  23. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Where is everyone?

    Berezhino, can never get away from the place because people (and them lovely supplies they carry) just keep rocking up.....
  24. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Stickies.

    yup it's just a vicious circle of people being ignorant and repeating the same posts over and over and over again.
  25. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    DayZ - Day 24/7 - Lady Balota Admin is Hacking

    Well having the IP certainly helps in identifying the server and they can change the server names....
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