Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

a Machete, this game needs a Machete, and hacking limbs off to be implemented, Realism and all....

Im one for the bayonet. Stabbity stab :)

Had my server for 2 months now and all i have and all the feedback i get about my server is negative..... Constant crashes, somehow our UK server ended up being based in France, they automatically change the ping to suit whatever they want.... not OUR needs. They refuse to update to the latest patch at the moment despite us already having the server and client versions. and the latest issue that broke my will about 10 mins ago.... paid the month due yesterday, payment went through and boom, server shut down AGAIN tonight, no excuses, no time limit just boom no you don't , £35 a month for something that doesn't work so i won't recommend them to anyone.... However does anyone have any decent providers cos im really wanting to switch ;) PS: they have the most useless customer service ever, last time i wanted the ping raised it took them 4 days to get it done then they re-set it 8 hours later.....

i can only imagine so!!

More just not working rather than jittery myself.... yep im already preparing for the live broadcast, popcorn and snacks at the ready!! wonder if it will be a 1 or 2 part opener.. hmmmm

yeah, go hold a city down for a day, see how long it takes you to get overwhelmed.... quite a bit of fun!

Take all your stuff, go on a rampage, it's what you collected it for riiiiiggghhhhtt??

LA85, just because it's one weapon i do have experience with, and works rather well in game :)

A: The Bleach Avatar is cool :) B: Yup thats luck of the draw, sometimes you can go all night not bumping into one, then all of a sudden 3 on the trot where you are constantly being teleported here an there, think i've wound up a good few hackers recently, just through disappointment of not playing their games. You're friend hasn't been looking at some youtube links and maybe downloading something via the link they find there? if so it's probably how he lost his key...

Generally any hill.... anywhere... is "Sniper Hill" or at least that's what i've found out.

Mr Enfield on the west approach to Elektro, soon i found a 1911 in the church, shot 1 player with Mr Enfield at the west firestation... found AK-74... dropped Mr Enfield... skipped into the distance! :)

Try being the admin lol, it's a damn nightmare at times and you can't police it 24/7, hackers are a common sight now on most servers, We admin only have a limited power over what actually happens on our servers and trust me, we simply cannot stop every hacker and even with us on there is a chance you will end up being hit by a hacker at one point or another.

yup it happens from time to time, gotta deal with it, but yes pointless thread.

Thanks for that Somore :) i've not been able to connect to the forums for the last couple of days! Yes it's a pretty lame name, i mean an Italian Princess?? Better news though! SEASON 3 IS ALMOST HERE!!

hmmm no idea what this is, had very little information about it myself... anyone got details?

We are always looking for new members from the UK, feel free to hitch up at somepoint for a game. ill pm you the details of our server and TS if you want

They are rare, like super rare, but do nothing really, apart from getting random messages at random times... and the Spooky message at "That Mountain". More of a "look at me" accessory really :P

This.... but why?

Still damn noisy! plus when you are taking cover in a bush it just looks daft seeing this massive barrel sticking out!!....

The M107 and AS50 are mentally loud... the L1553 is more like an SVD Camo but obviously louder and a good gun for "Scouting". Yes i know the Anti-Material rifles are better weapons but not for my style of play, i would rather have a Cz550 or a SVD Camo mainly cos i find the weapons are easier to conceal... Nope i wasted the whole 6 rounds i had for it on zombies, being i knew that 1: i wouldn't be alive long enough to use it on a player and 2: i was in the middle of nowhere so i thought "why not", just to see what it was like from 800m. Rather impressed for a non .50cal

Yup, we are stocked up here, always ready to roll! I will jump on your servers somepoint this week to introduce myself and some of the lads.

Nope neither was i it seemed, wrong end of the scope at the airfield >:)

Gotta be Dubstep to get me pumped or if on a long treck by foot somewhere, but when it comes to picking targets off at range, i like something more soothing like Trance, and when my team go for a raid, just purely Hardcore/Happy Hardcore, just not too loud so i can't hear the game or my team.

I found it a really good rifle, until yes i ran out of bullets, though in the very short time i had it i found it to be better suited to a hunter player myself to say the M107 and AS550. Very good scouting weapon and handy for picking off Zed's from range, wish it had been included.

"Andrew" as it was.. plain and boring yes, but it had that feel good touch about it knowing i really did kill Andrew.