Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

Awww no one ever asks me :( haha, well i got a spare one, picked up 2 last night being greedy... im sure i may be nice enough to donate it to yourself!

didn't find any FAL's last night, Just an LA85 and AS50 at one, and a Bizon, DMR and med supplies at another

Couldn't agree more, everyone on that server is making the mod work, wether you are nice and want to feed the world or be a total ass and kill everything. It's every single player out there that takes the time to wait for ages at that damned loading screen, who puts up with the script kiddies and Combat Loggers that make this game, well just awesome. I Salute you all!

Thats just pansies way out from the best Hiking Simulator ever!

Love moments like that, the blood is pumping and my senses are alive.... Hardest thing from there is not to get too excited and lead you or your squad to death!

At the end of the day i have reached Endgame status, but im happy to play on, i have everything i need, got the chopper, built a good few bases, made a clan, rented a server.... Now its just a case of finding people to fight and not ALT F4 as soon as you fire upon them... had a couple of good fights in Balota last night with some AS50 wielding bandits... wiped them out, someone stole my UAZ at this point, so he got the badass end of my MK48... Though i have noticed a steep decline in the amount of users on our server recently witch is a shame cos it's very well policed from Hackers and such and we are generally nice to most people we come across, try and help them or take them places etc... wait for them to gear up and become a challenge then start hunting them!

Dear Celestia, not TROLLCON 1!!!

That's cool, i need to get that figured out and used on mine!

Makarov: It's the answer to the AS50 Problem..... we need to replace every "rare" high tier weapon with Makarov's ie. Tents etc.

come again?

It was in my eyes... he shot me, i don't care if you fix me up over my name or what i say, you still shot me.... and i will have my revenge!

Last night was in Starry, been hit and bleeding out, guy comes over to me "So any last requests" to witch i replied "I just don't know what went wrong". He laughed.... blood bagged me, bandaged me, gave me some morphine and said "Well Derpy, looks like your lucky day," Unfortunatley for him i was just coming round from being passed out and he had his back to me so i returned the favour.... his last words noted were "Fucking Bronies man.... Killed by a fucking Brony...." Maxwell was killed.

or here is a completley fool safe, 100% gaurantee to avoid Script Kiddies..... DONT PLAY DAYZ WHILE ITS STILL ALPHA... Nothing can be done and you will eventually find them on the quieter servers.

I wouldn't use the "cheating" or "farming" as a reason to have killed him, Him just being there circling about makes him a valid enough target to shoot, survivor or not.

Oh shit. oh shit, oh shit.... FUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKK Derpy Hooves was killed God Dammit....

unlucky.... well see ya on the standalone!

hmm well best cross your fingers and hope someone walks past you with a weapon and ends your infinite misery!

have friend with medical supplies..... or ask nicely to be shot in the head!

Hacked!! lol

crawling through elektro, completely lost hunting desperately for a weapon... that was some time ago!

" I bet you can't make my friend here drop dead....." "Silas was killed" "Well i'll be damned....."

DayZ commander or Six Launcher, depends witch one is working for me at the time... but yeah i've waited up to 15 mins to join a server before, just a game of patience!

down to -80K at the moment with no sign of redemption!

4 months, Only thing i aint found yet is an M107....

yeah they are easy use snipers, but i always have one incase of vehicles... and equally armed opponents.