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Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

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Everything posted by Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

  1. hmm well best cross your fingers and hope someone walks past you with a weapon and ends your infinite misery!
  2. have friend with medical supplies..... or ask nicely to be shot in the head!
  3. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Randomly teleported into air

    Hacked!! lol
  4. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    How was your first experiences with the game?

    crawling through elektro, completely lost hunting desperately for a weapon... that was some time ago!
  5. " I bet you can't make my friend here drop dead....." "Silas was killed" "Well i'll be damned....."
  6. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Is anyone else having this problem?

    DayZ commander or Six Launcher, depends witch one is working for me at the time... but yeah i've waited up to 15 mins to join a server before, just a game of patience!
  7. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Post your humanity!

    down to -80K at the moment with no sign of redemption!
  8. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Things you've never found

    4 months, Only thing i aint found yet is an M107....
  9. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Lf Dmr / Svd Camo

    yeah they are easy use snipers, but i always have one incase of vehicles... and equally armed opponents.
  10. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Players in 24h Count

    Agree here, most people i know are now trying Lingor or Takistan, i'll just sit in Chernaus waiting for someone to come visit at the NW Airfield *sigh im so bored up here*
  11. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Lf Dmr / Svd Camo

    why downgrade an M107 for an SVD or DMR?? or have you ran out of ammo?
  12. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    I keep dying when i join a server.

    Thats pretty crappy, are you maybe playing private servers, other than that i can't think of anyway to solve this problem
  13. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Best place to find a tent? NV Goggles?

    Look in every bush, you will find a tent somewhere amongst them, and gauranteed one of them will have NVG's. other than that Heli Crashes, Deer stands and Barracks are your best hope
  14. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Stuck in the water :(

    yeah, but you will dehydrate a bit quicker
  15. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Stuck in the water :(

    yeah thats a pretty lame place to be, nothing much you can really do apart from keep swimming or dehydrate to death
  16. Well i thought i might aswell put what i've learned forward and pass it on. If anyone has a question about a situation or want help setting up a squad for tactics or gear setups just ask away and i'll happily tell you the best situation to my knowledge. Input and critisism is welcome, but try not be too nasty! So go ahead ask away!
  17. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Q&A: Ask an Ex Infanteer about tactics and help

    2 guys make life in a forest much easier, stick almost back to back or as a single column formation.... one always looking back while the other forward (giving you a panoramic 360 view if you communicate properly). While going through the forest break slightly so one pans in front of the other and decide what arcs of fire you want to cover, Ie N >W>S and your friend does N>E>S, again covering your angles, walk crouched and low always listening and looking for anything that doesn't add up, and stick to the deeper forest, snipers and infantry have a harder job shooting at you through large amounts of woodland!
  18. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Q&A: Ask an Ex Infanteer about tactics and help

    Lol some people, yes this is the internet and some things are hard to believe. But i am who i say i am, Actually im normally up till 4am yes but gauranteed im up and working by 8am, lack of sleep, something i was exposed to alot in my first 5 weeks of basic. Define "real Soldiers" as the ones i know normally are quite happy to share experiences etc with the right people, and in my case im sharing some knowledge with you guys. Again it falls down to a name and avatar, yes i like MLP and i am a Brony but what has that to do with what i did in the past, trust me not everyone in the Army hides behind iron gates and barbed wire candy floss. We are still only Human and MLP i think has been one of the best Anti-Depressents i've had since leaving the forces. Finally just as a quick note i couldn't care less about your griefing, i mean your helping my thread count stay active so people with genuine questions can get answers or some advice that may be able to help them, unlike people like you who's only help seems to be a bucket full of sarcasm... Morale of my little story... never judge a book by it's cover.
  19. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    wtf is dayz chernarus

    Yes indeed!
  20. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Accused of hacking...

    lol bad luck indeed.... but that's something you will have to bring up with the server admins. Dev team are far too busy to look into your matter that's for sure
  21. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    wtf is dayz chernarus

    You have just joined a private server, (private hive) all you do on that server stays on that server and wont effect your Public character
  22. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    I picked up dew then died.

    The Mountain is cursed i tell ye! i aint never going back to that place!
  23. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    wtf is dayz chernarus

    yup more private servers than anything else
  24. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    I haven't played in a few months

    Yup that's proper hacking, may have only been 2 or 3 who cracked DayZ in the beginning, they are the real hackers, everyone else is just a script using kiddie!
  25. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    I picked up dew then died.

    i'll stick to the pepsi then
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