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Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

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  1. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Thug life in this bitch

    DUUUUUDE no shit, i have an A Reg 1983 MKIII 2.8i Capri, needing alot of love an care needed, but man. Proper Essex boys motor! You sir have a good taste in Mobile Battleships!
  2. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Thug life in this bitch

    what?? all i wanna do is drive about Chernaus in a Vauxhall Nova blasting out Techno at all hours of the morning...... If your gonna go Ghetto you might aswell add Neds in too!
  3. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Official DayZ Brony & Pegasister Meetup

    also saw this the other day, couldn't stop laughing. Two of my favorite things together.
  4. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Tickle me Rocket?!

    Seems Legit
  5. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Tickle me Rocket?!

    Have you been speaking to DeepThough again?
  6. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    To anyone thinking of hacking

    Sheepism (yes i just made that up) They see something and they follow.... or Magpie-ism (damn that should be in a dictionary) See something shiny and download!
  7. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Tickle me Rocket?!

    Also forgot 1: can i shit in Standalone 2: Why Bronies Exist. 3: Answer to life, the universe and everything
  8. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Official DayZ Brony & Pegasister Meetup

    http://thepadstar.deviantart.com/ i havn't uploaded anything in a little while buuuut i have 4 new pieces that i have used new styles with and new colours i shall upload soon
  9. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Tickle me Rocket?!

    lol first line in your Sig says it all......
  10. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Official DayZ Brony & Pegasister Meetup

    Sweet Saturday it is then, and ill do Sunday too if anyone can't make Saturday! Yes epic re-track indeed!
  11. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Official DayZ Brony & Pegasister Meetup

    On the money right here!
  12. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Molotovs idea

    well if you look back to the Tibetan Monks in the 60's doing their flaming protest, some burned alive for a good ten minutes before finally dropping dead.
  13. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Official DayZ Brony & Pegasister Meetup

    Key word.. Assumption. But anyway you're throwing the thread off topic... if you aint interested in the meetup then could you kindly stop posting here, Thanks :)
  14. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    takin a shit in the standalone

    im sure animating the "squat" position wouldn't take up too much time or resources...
  15. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Official DayZ Brony & Pegasister Meetup

    This is true yes, i'll stick to drawing my Non Porn ponies.... witch reminds me, i need to upload a few more to DeviantArt in the near future!
  16. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Molotovs idea

    It is a good idea don't get me wrong but only 10 seconds... im sure the Zed's would happily chase you about for a good couple of minutes, i mean i couldn't think of a funnier site whilst on sniper hill, 10 or so flaming, smoking Zed's chasing some poor sod about....
  17. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Official DayZ Brony & Pegasister Meetup

    why on earth would you type "Pony Porn"?? simply type "MLP" and your answers shall appear before you're very eyes.
  18. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Official DayZ Brony & Pegasister Meetup

    we are always looking for more Bronies to join us dude, im sure ive had you on the list before so ill pm you details in the next day or two, I havn't spoken to KittyWitty in ages about the chat, and im also still hunting for a private server, though i now have total power over my server if we want to use that
  19. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Spoiled Meat???

    whats wrong with a grenade?? instant fishing! Also this game needs Deer, mmmmmm Venison :)
  20. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    this is really pissing me off

    Best advice yet i have to admit!
  21. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Spoiled Meat???

    if you hang the meat right it will last longer than most character lives, best meat is usually cured for about 21 days... then mmmmm tastes good!
  22. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Molotovs idea

    one downside, zombies will still run at you when on fire... they don't feel pain remember, you do!
  23. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    this is really pissing me off

    See if you looked at like every 3 post on these forums you will find the same stuff you just ranted about, either deal with it or wait for the standalone, nothing we or the dev team can do against the script kiddies... (God im starting to sound like a broken record) Please for heavens sake use the SEARCH FUNCTION before you post another "waaa waaa i got hacked and lost all ma gear" thread..
  24. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    takin a shit in the standalone

    Worst case scenario: Slipping on someones shit and breaking your leg with no morphine on you..... to then find the next survivor comes your way, pisses on you and then walks off!
  25. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    EFS clan recruiting new infanteers, medics and snipers

    You should be able to join us, we have a couple of Yanks and a Canadian as it was, but thanks for the bump dude! Most Appreciated!
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