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Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

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Everything posted by Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

  1. Evil, and i love it, im pathetic with grenades, never got one in the bin at selection, never got one on target at Catterick either... no wonder they told me to just stick with my Rifle, i was damn good with that!
  2. Ohhh why on earth not... i like things that go boom! wait no i agree, i wont use any! Yeah i think i just might, or stones, they don't explode
  3. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Official DayZ Brony & Pegasister Meetup

    Ok since we are now back on topic how would you guys feel about starting at 5pm GMT tomorrow?? I'll be on most of the day as it is and hopefully we are going to have a DayZ photographer with us (He did the Freeside Trading Article). Anyone with any ideas feel free to add them here :D
  4. hell you have better luck than me, i have thrown 3 in total and wont throw another one again. Throw 1: tried to bounce it in the doorway of the orange building in Elektro centre square to flush a guy out, it bounced off the framework and landed at my feet.... dead. Throw 2: Full power trying to launch it over a wall and it just dropped... Dead Throw 3: launched it further than i liked and it landed right where my flanking section were position, 2 Men dead 1 wounded... i might aswell start throwing sticks, better for my health!
  5. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Thug life in this bitch

    Supplies incoming at your position!
  6. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Official DayZ Brony & Pegasister Meetup

    Yes you may, a whole basket if you would like :)
  7. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Official DayZ Brony & Pegasister Meetup

    Ok do some research, Celestia is a character from the series, like a god, so instead of Dear God i used Dear Celestia... end of discussion, goodbye :)
  8. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Official DayZ Brony & Pegasister Meetup

    Thank you Fraggle, hopefully a few people will see this post of yours and take something from it before critisicing or trolling Threads of all sorts... Damn i need mod powers haha, maybe people might actually take me seriously... oh wait this is the internet, that isn't going to happen!
  9. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Thug life in this bitch

    Meh, my love for them just sunk. how the great fall lol! I did for a second.... had to run to the bathroom and throw up a little
  10. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    1.7.3.0

    You sir are a legend
  11. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Official DayZ Brony & Pegasister Meetup

    wait what? to what end did i even mention impersonation, i merely said you are annoying and for you to at least watch an episode before you criticize. What part of my avatar shows a ponies "rear end"?? to me it looks like Derpy in combat uniform. I assure you im no clopper nor am i an impersonator of any sort, you sir need to go away, do some studying on the subject of Bronies then come back with the attitude you carry now. You are straying this Thread off topic and generally are beginning to make very little sense to me. Good day to you sir.
  12. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Your Final Words Before Death

    last nights.... "No no no.... stop it, no, Behave, Hoi stop it... nooooo, you are a bad perso....." Derpy Hooves was killed. i only snuck up behind him and shouted "boo"
  13. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Thug life in this bitch

    I can't believe you just said that, im sure i just felt a grey grow in when i read that
  14. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    1.7.3.0

    They sound nice... actually sound really nice hmmmm, will never replace my love for Muffins but worth trying out :)
  15. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Thug life in this bitch

    Epic man, shit or not thats a tune wi GLC man, wonder what happened to them though, they just kinda vanished....
  16. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    1.7.3.0

    Yay, ill bring Chocolate and Strawberry, i will admit i have no idea whats going on but it sounds fun! :D
  17. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Thug life in this bitch

    Oh man been soooo long since ive heard this... I had the discography at one point, i need to re-download it again!
  18. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    1.7.3.0

    are you bringing muffins?
  19. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    1.7.3.0

    can i bring muffins?
  20. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Thug life in this bitch

    Nah... Sausage n Bean pastie dude.... legendary, even better my mum is a manager of a Greggs so i get the frozen ones freshly oven baked when i go visit! ;)
  21. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Official DayZ Brony & Pegasister Meetup

    Dear Celestia you are annoying.... Go watch an episode then come back with your opinion, until then please vanish :) thank you
  22. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Thug life in this bitch

    Damn man that sounds ideal to me EDIT: Guns don't kill people... Rappers do!
  23. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Official DayZ Brony & Pegasister Meetup

    Again wrong, the high majority of the fan base happen to be older, and the term "cloppers" is used for those into the pony porn, Brony is just a term for Bro's who like MLP.... never believe everything on the internet. Again please stick to the Thread Topic.... you're pointless trollin' is just well.... pointless
  24. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Thug life in this bitch

    This is what we need for cruising, Renault 5 Turbo's Capri's and Nova's.... my weapon will be an empty can of Super Lager and an ugly wench in the passengers seat....
  25. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Molotovs idea

    yeah somehow we have gone from Burning Zombies to metric measurements.....
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