Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

Pet shop.... pretty sure i saw one in Vybor the other day................

yup just the bullets tearing through the air around you, they like break small air pockets creating the Click or Pop sound, Sounds epic IRL

Yeah spot on... i have to agree, its an endless problem that we just have to do our best with, in the end we need to stop pointing fingers and get on with it

Other thing is you will most likely meet players of higher caliber up there, people who have worked hard and together to survive that far... pure grit these players, some of the best moments of my DayZ life have been up North... best PvP's, best look and best fun! North FTW!!!

Look dude im going to put this in the nicest way i possibly can... I know what i got myself into when i signed up, i know alot of people are ungrateful shits who take things for granted, Rocket and the Dev team work their arses off to provide you guys with a free mod... My life in the Military tought me to be patient and to exercise people skills in a calm and controlled manner even under stress, even if it involves keeping a bunch of damn pixels in order... You sir are a player, who has "Researched" Admin work, that's like me "Researching" what Rocket and the Dev team do and then turning around and saying "Oh you guys have fucked this up, i know because i researched what you do, i never have actually done it but research yeah!" Somethings in life need to be done on a practical level like being an admin or being a developer, looking into how it's done is going to get you nowhere on the experience map.... jeez it's like saying you would be a better soldier than me cos you "Researched" my training programme... Just no!

Grab my basic supplies on the coast, enough for a good trek and head towards the North till i hit the NW airfield for the military loot, then start hovering around there, make it along to Berezhino and then i just wander from there

Haha brilliant... yes unfortunately im sober, though alcohol mixed with some idiotic posts about how admins suck would probably end up with me being banned for a 40 word swear combo.... (as far as im aware we are the only country capable of making whole sentences out of nothing but swear words)

This is true, but until you experience the hours ticking by as you sort problems and keep players happy then you may just understand why im a little agitated at your attitude at the moment, Research is one thing, experience is a whole other

Oh man im now whistling that now haha!! i need these laughs at the moment as the "hacked weapons thread" is bringing out a very agitated Scotsman....

well im afraid to say i can't see your point totally mainly because you have no idea how much shit we admins have to put up with, i run a clan, host meetups, run the server with only 1 other admin as well as having a normal life. but i do it so people have somewhere safe and secure to play, at the end of the day people will learn i don't tolerate any shit and if you play legit, you are welcome... I'm tired of seeing people go on about how unfair everything is and they are being put down by admins, yes there are some bad admins out there, but thats some people on a power-trip, it happens, but when i take all this time out of my life for your benifit i would at least expect some appreciation, maybe even a "Thank you Derpy for allowing us somewhere to play DayZ" in the end if it wasn't for guys like me you wouldn't have anywhere to play DayZ.

Server restarts don't work anymore with the latest patch, that's all been fixed now

It will be on Skalichy (bad spelling) island if anywhere (east of elektro) as that is it's only legit spawn now. Yes if destroyed it won't be back on the island for 7 days...

Hahaha brilliant, cruel but brilliant, shame again im out of Beanz... again i can tell "My little Pony, My little Pony, aaahhhhhh" would be enough for some people to just end everything there and then...

I'm sorry, what side were you on when you got banned? and i speak for some Admins not all, so please don't throw all your hate at me, im merley speaking for those admin that take the time to rent a server then take hours out of OUR playing time to ensure you enjoy yours.... Some people tend to forget that I pay for YOUR entertainment at the expense of MY playing time....

or see all those empty bottles of JD, maybe every so often find a full one... would make my day!

I understand what you are trying to get at but can i just ask this... Do you yourself Own and admin a server?

The EFS driving school can help... we test you on the twisty roads north of Kamenka, Bonus points if you can drift the Pick Up like me ;)

I wont giggle, but i think chasing you about shouting "Give me a Hug" might annoy you a tad... failing with that i'll just sing the MLP theme song till i myself decide i can't stand it anymore and satchel charge ourselves.... then ill sing it to you in the lobby :)

Yeah the damage is done, but then players get wrekless and go on PvP rampages, i just keep an eye on the logs and mop up the mess, then go hunt for whatever remains. Clean and Clear policy... same with camps with duped or scripted weapons. i take my axe to them and erase them from my server.... If a player agrees to take a scripters offering then they are as bad as the scripter... and will be dealt with, not by kick or ban but by death.

Thank you very much, your generosity will not go unnoticed :)

Dude it's what i see a beard for, stashing stuff man... first time ever since leaving the military i've been able to grow one myself, and i will hide stuff in it when it's long enough! Hair would be long and rugged, nails like claws, and hidden away are high heel shoes capable of doing more damage than an axe! PS. always good to see another Derpy about :)

Again i won't ban certain things unless it's getting out of hand, IE a scripter running about arming new spawns with say LA85's or MK48's, scripter gets banned and i ask nicely for players to drop the weapons, most wont but i wont kick them, i generally wait for them to bump into each other and start killing... i simply hide the bodies of their "unfairly acquired loot" and proceed to mop up any excess players still with the scripted in weapons... This is a survival mod, at the end of the day it's not like IRL someone is just gonna appear in front of you, hand you an SA80 A2 rifle with 6 mags and wish you a good day......

Danke my good man, there have been some very valid points put across today deserving beanz... but alas no more till tomorrow! though i must be doing something right as my stockpile is getting pretty good ;)

aslong as the number of scripting tools is being decreased it's a step forward, now the server admins need to start stomping out the illegal gear and progress is really being made. Im just happy to see Battleye is still striving to make a difference, a small one yes but still a difference at the end of the day

This deserves beanz but im afraid my quota has been filled today, i do apologize