Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

my flying skills without my joystick are...... poor.

nope

Finding a full kitted out Huey and instantly thinking "Not Today" and walked on.... Certainly saved my life.

Simple, it forces players to "think" their actions before they do them. Very few games these days make the player think about what they are doing or about to do and what it will do to effect them over the long run. Simple things like "Is it worth losing all this stuff that has taken me days to acquire by giving away my position when i take a shot at a target?". Games where the players think are more rewarding in my opinion, the satisfaction i get when i out maneuver another player or simply "out think" them and come out trumps, much more than that of the usual run/gun of CoD and Battlefield which require all the skill of an itchy trigger finger.

I'm gonna make a song about this.... 37th of Jelember... pre order your copy at http://www.waityouimpatientbuggers.com/standalone/

been saying it for a while now... 37th of Jelember... i have mine pre ordered.

37th of Jelember.... already marked on my calendar!

Fantastic server, such a good laugh and always keeps me on my toes, perfect for new players and veterans alike!

Rule #1, no matter how stupid the admin is, never argue with them, Rule #2, if it's really that bad, pack your bags and find another server, there are hundreds out there, most with pretty good admins. Rule#3, What an admin says goes... it's their kingdom so to speak and they are in charge... no matter how idiotic it may seem.

wait, there is a Lego thread?

The Bus returns!!!

Nailed them NPC's, also if you look there is no kill message when you drop an AI, but there will be if you kill a player.

Alright so a little while back some of us grouped together to see what weapons could do damage to a helo and witch had the better effect at bringing it down... Simple thing is the glass is NOT bullet proof, Shotgun shells (all be it at really close range) still penetrate and wound the pilot, and Enfield will kill the pilot in 1 or 2 well placed shots, all remaining snipers still kill the pilot in 1 and did damage to vital components, all be it that it took 4 or 5 shots. Heli's are far from safe even after the removal of the .50cals though personally i would have loved to have seen the L11A3 Lapua brought back in. But it goes to show that losing the .50cals is not the end of the world....

Well it's time i make my server public, EFS clan server UK 373 is a survivor friendly server who punish hackers and allow a fair state game for all players. Constant admin keep everything in order and are always up for helping anyone with problems! Go ahead log on and have some fun.. Derpy Hooves

Right, i've came to the conclusion we need Duke Nukems mighty boot for the mod, was trying to heal my mate who was KO'd by zombies, and naturally headshotting them with the Makarov is about as usefull as pissing on a forest fire... then it dawned on me, while they are crouched feeding on his liver i could run up and boot them in the face with the steel toecaps im wearing.... yes i know some weapons were dumbed right down but 6 shots to the head to kill a zombie?? one to the temple really should be enough no matter what air-pistol your using! Well my friend is dead and rage quit, i got some new equipment.. but now i have the urge to just run up and mighty boot any crouched or hopping zombies... it would be so epic. Also those nippy prone people... a swift boot to the temple just to render them KO'd for a little bit, maybe break a leg.... Just a though... an evil one at that :D

After about 5 years trying, i've caught 1 fish in my life, i'd starve well too quickly

Just you know.... keeping things interesting...

I dropped mine while on Holiday....

Aye! we need more Kilted Dragons!

Server has been down for some time now :P i moved to work with the Balota Buddies! im surprised this thread was still going! Now based as UK46 37.59.22.2:2302

Badass, but im a lovable Brony who loves everything.... you fecking asshat!

If i get the chance to drive an Interceptor in the desert my face would be like the gentlemen on the right!

Nahhh, go full speed, hit some docks and recreate the famous flying bike scene from E.T.

Go hero, never turn back ;)