Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

3am and you having me pissing maself laughing, if i had Beanz left you would be getting them!, i shall go for the "Bandit" look tomorrow, or probably the "Survivor" look actually, since i can't be arsed trying to staple a tea towel to my head!

Man that is epic like!! im gonna have to do the same now and upload a picture!

haha i know how you feel man, one of these days my daysack and webbing will be worn while playing for the ultimate experience!!

haha good patter indeed.. it's what keeps the forums alive and me awake till OMG its almost 3am....

Yes. your gonna have to be neutered....

For me it's all my training just right back again, i even breathe to match my rifle fire even though i know it has nothing to do with my on screen character, it's just second nature now, though my parents now freak out when they see me like that!

Duping.... almost if not as bad as scripting....

if every time you drop your underwear you hear a whimper then yes... you have dogs.

i don't jump out my seat but my heart rate increases, start to sweat, eyes focus... breathing gets quicker, ears prick up... and my poor mouse almost gets crushed to death!

Pet shop.... pretty sure i saw one in Vybor the other day................

yup just the bullets tearing through the air around you, they like break small air pockets creating the Click or Pop sound, Sounds epic IRL

Yeah spot on... i have to agree, its an endless problem that we just have to do our best with, in the end we need to stop pointing fingers and get on with it

Other thing is you will most likely meet players of higher caliber up there, people who have worked hard and together to survive that far... pure grit these players, some of the best moments of my DayZ life have been up North... best PvP's, best look and best fun! North FTW!!!

Look dude im going to put this in the nicest way i possibly can... I know what i got myself into when i signed up, i know alot of people are ungrateful shits who take things for granted, Rocket and the Dev team work their arses off to provide you guys with a free mod... My life in the Military tought me to be patient and to exercise people skills in a calm and controlled manner even under stress, even if it involves keeping a bunch of damn pixels in order... You sir are a player, who has "Researched" Admin work, that's like me "Researching" what Rocket and the Dev team do and then turning around and saying "Oh you guys have fucked this up, i know because i researched what you do, i never have actually done it but research yeah!" Somethings in life need to be done on a practical level like being an admin or being a developer, looking into how it's done is going to get you nowhere on the experience map.... jeez it's like saying you would be a better soldier than me cos you "Researched" my training programme... Just no!

Grab my basic supplies on the coast, enough for a good trek and head towards the North till i hit the NW airfield for the military loot, then start hovering around there, make it along to Berezhino and then i just wander from there

Haha brilliant... yes unfortunately im sober, though alcohol mixed with some idiotic posts about how admins suck would probably end up with me being banned for a 40 word swear combo.... (as far as im aware we are the only country capable of making whole sentences out of nothing but swear words)

This is true, but until you experience the hours ticking by as you sort problems and keep players happy then you may just understand why im a little agitated at your attitude at the moment, Research is one thing, experience is a whole other

Oh man im now whistling that now haha!! i need these laughs at the moment as the "hacked weapons thread" is bringing out a very agitated Scotsman....

well im afraid to say i can't see your point totally mainly because you have no idea how much shit we admins have to put up with, i run a clan, host meetups, run the server with only 1 other admin as well as having a normal life. but i do it so people have somewhere safe and secure to play, at the end of the day people will learn i don't tolerate any shit and if you play legit, you are welcome... I'm tired of seeing people go on about how unfair everything is and they are being put down by admins, yes there are some bad admins out there, but thats some people on a power-trip, it happens, but when i take all this time out of my life for your benifit i would at least expect some appreciation, maybe even a "Thank you Derpy for allowing us somewhere to play DayZ" in the end if it wasn't for guys like me you wouldn't have anywhere to play DayZ.

Server restarts don't work anymore with the latest patch, that's all been fixed now

It will be on Skalichy (bad spelling) island if anywhere (east of elektro) as that is it's only legit spawn now. Yes if destroyed it won't be back on the island for 7 days...

Hahaha brilliant, cruel but brilliant, shame again im out of Beanz... again i can tell "My little Pony, My little Pony, aaahhhhhh" would be enough for some people to just end everything there and then...

I'm sorry, what side were you on when you got banned? and i speak for some Admins not all, so please don't throw all your hate at me, im merley speaking for those admin that take the time to rent a server then take hours out of OUR playing time to ensure you enjoy yours.... Some people tend to forget that I pay for YOUR entertainment at the expense of MY playing time....

or see all those empty bottles of JD, maybe every so often find a full one... would make my day!

I understand what you are trying to get at but can i just ask this... Do you yourself Own and admin a server?