Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

I can navigate a boat but i can't fly, so i'll have to come pick you up then yeah off to the Czech republic for an epic game!

i understand this but honestly use the SEARCH function and find the infinate amount of posts that are exactly like yours ;)

I bought my webbing and boots outside the Military, don't know why i just did (something was telling me i will need them one day). Damn we should team up, you make the weapons and ill get you the clothing, the Beanz and the tactics and we can live forever!

should have told him once in the vehicle just to leave his mouse and keyboard alone till you arrived at your destination!

opening my Beanz... i have no tin opener....

sounds reasonably familiar to an experience on lingor i had not long ago, was run over, i survived, bandaged myself, guy came back to finish me off and wasn't expecting me to be waiting in ambush with an AK,

haha maybe have been the better idea, im struggling to make the time to set this up today, and im heading out in 4 hours aswell, if i cancel tonight then im going to lock my doors, turn my phone off and have all tomorrow dedicated to a Brony DayZ ps.... what you think of my survival gear? http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/93967-youre-zombie-survival-gear/

only ever hit two people, one in the white pickup near cap golova, and by god did he bounce (hit at like 98mph) and second was in a bud doing about 60... he just ran out in front of me yelling STOOOOP! so i did, unfortunately i had already hit him and he was under the bus... poor guy never made it

.50cal weapons are an evil weapon against flesh and blood, you don't even have to hit your target to shred a limb off due to the sheer force of the bullet tearing through the air and the pressure that brings.... you get hit by a .50cal then it's game over.. and whats left over aint pretty either

Never upon finding loot like yourself but ive been hit by a URAL and a Bus, both needed two attempts to finish me off while i gave the drivers my exact thoughts on what i thought about their actions... Not safe to post here im afraid!

So was my Ex :)

Agree'd, the situation in Chernaus is obvious, road block medical and military tents together, the place is in lockdown during the infection, NATO lead missions would be in and out the place meaning a variety of weapons would be on offer, think of it as an international battlefield in Russia's back garden, oh yeah and there are sometimes these undead guys that get in your way...

You are quite a sinister chap at times... Muffins for you!

or make witty replies about making witty replies.... double combo

Here is my guide to meeting with friends.... Use Teamspeak or other such communication tools. via forums use the appropriate sections to post how lonely you are..... Risk having your balls blown off via direct chat.... have fun!

Woohoooo cake, and ill be sure to send Fraggle many many messages about something.............

think this needs to be looked at some more http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/8512-read-this-before-starting-a-new-topic/

Probably best for the fragile minds of the 12 year old lurkers about here..... wouldn't want to scar them now!

Damn, i need to practice hitting that left click faster now... must counter the Combat Loggers with superior firepower

Excellent!! Roll on the end of the world!

This is DayZ, not a German Porn Movie

All im saying is there are vehicles... there are Anti-Material Weapons.... they go hand in hand!

Room for another dude?

Sounds like it was scripted in.... i havn't ever came across anything like that in the last 4 months of play, and i am pretty sure i have been everywhere.

You still can, If you want PM me and i'll take you too it.... bit of a work of art to be honest, and i think we stripped our server plus like 3 others of resources....