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Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)
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Thread in which to whine about Hackers. (Because we don't need 10.)
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) replied to (_BlaZe_)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I'm all for love and tolerance, but when the number of these thread begins to outweigh those of actual use on the forums then something has to be done, Maybe if an area for you guys to post these stories was included in the forums then fair enough.... but in the end im pretty much i can speak for a majority in saying and ill be blunt, "We don't actually care"... Also this reminded me of you to an extent.... -
The Slender man
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) replied to Littleassassin2's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
What do you mean??... Slenderman IS the Mountain! -
Thread in which to whine about Hackers. (Because we don't need 10.)
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) replied to (_BlaZe_)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Another QQ thread, look we don't need loads and we don't need one dedicated, this forum needs no more whiney little posts about Scripters and the such.... -
You're Zombie Survival Gear!!
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) replied to Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
Get some pics up. wanna see how we would all look come the end of DayZ -
I am extremely satisfied to see this Thread is sooo full of Muffins :)
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Drivers license revoked
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) replied to zombian's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
lol absolutely brilliant, got a good chuckle and almost chocked on my cup of tea! Beanz for you! -
takin a shit in the standalone
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) replied to Eazy-Makaveli's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Beware of the Green Turd... it's cursed i tell ye! -
Props for the moderators
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) replied to Matthias1987's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Muwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa............................ -
Fair point indeed, but OP never covered that....
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You're Zombie Survival Gear!!
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) replied to Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
I can navigate a boat but i can't fly, so i'll have to come pick you up then yeah off to the Czech republic for an epic game! -
How to trade/meet up with friends
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) replied to blornz's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
i understand this but honestly use the SEARCH function and find the infinate amount of posts that are exactly like yours ;) -
You're Zombie Survival Gear!!
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) replied to Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
I bought my webbing and boots outside the Military, don't know why i just did (something was telling me i will need them one day). Damn we should team up, you make the weapons and ill get you the clothing, the Beanz and the tactics and we can live forever! -
Drivers license revoked
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) replied to zombian's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
should have told him once in the vehicle just to leave his mouse and keyboard alone till you arrived at your destination! -
You're Zombie Survival Gear!!
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) replied to Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod Gallery
opening my Beanz... i have no tin opener.... -
sounds reasonably familiar to an experience on lingor i had not long ago, was run over, i survived, bandaged myself, guy came back to finish me off and wasn't expecting me to be waiting in ambush with an AK,
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Official DayZ Brony & Pegasister Meetup
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) replied to Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
haha maybe have been the better idea, im struggling to make the time to set this up today, and im heading out in 4 hours aswell, if i cancel tonight then im going to lock my doors, turn my phone off and have all tomorrow dedicated to a Brony DayZ ps.... what you think of my survival gear? http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/93967-youre-zombie-survival-gear/ -
only ever hit two people, one in the white pickup near cap golova, and by god did he bounce (hit at like 98mph) and second was in a bud doing about 60... he just ran out in front of me yelling STOOOOP! so i did, unfortunately i had already hit him and he was under the bus... poor guy never made it
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There should be no high grade weapons in standalone
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) replied to TheMachine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
.50cal weapons are an evil weapon against flesh and blood, you don't even have to hit your target to shred a limb off due to the sheer force of the bullet tearing through the air and the pressure that brings.... you get hit by a .50cal then it's game over.. and whats left over aint pretty either -
Never upon finding loot like yourself but ive been hit by a URAL and a Bus, both needed two attempts to finish me off while i gave the drivers my exact thoughts on what i thought about their actions... Not safe to post here im afraid!
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Props for the moderators
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) replied to Matthias1987's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
So was my Ex :) -
There should be no high grade weapons in standalone
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) replied to TheMachine's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Agree'd, the situation in Chernaus is obvious, road block medical and military tents together, the place is in lockdown during the infection, NATO lead missions would be in and out the place meaning a variety of weapons would be on offer, think of it as an international battlefield in Russia's back garden, oh yeah and there are sometimes these undead guys that get in your way... -
Props for the moderators
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) replied to Matthias1987's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You are quite a sinister chap at times... Muffins for you! -
How to trade/meet up with friends
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) replied to blornz's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
or make witty replies about making witty replies.... double combo -
How to trade/meet up with friends
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) replied to blornz's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Here is my guide to meeting with friends.... Use Teamspeak or other such communication tools. via forums use the appropriate sections to post how lonely you are..... Risk having your balls blown off via direct chat.... have fun! -
Props for the moderators
Derpy_Hooves (DayZ) replied to Matthias1987's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Woohoooo cake, and ill be sure to send Fraggle many many messages about something.............
