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Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

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  1. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    what do you do with beans?

    Locked and loaded.... stand still i only got one shot!
  2. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Hit & Run

    Scootaloo, Scoot, Scoot, Scootalooooo
  3. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    How to trade/meet up with friends

    Too risky, especially with my name.... people like me... for a target!
  4. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Hit & Run

    Yeah that was the bonus, ahhh he made me rage soo much!! Good meetup in the end though!
  5. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Global banned because of too high ping?

    You CANNOT be banned for too high a ping, global bans are only issued to those caught Scripting or if you have attempted to download a hacking system..... and had your CD key replaced with a banned one... Go grief to Battleye. no one can help you here.
  6. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Hit & Run

    wouldn't of been that muppet in the URAL on the east of Cherno who made it rain chickens on parachutes would it?
  7. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Won't Break ME!!

    Keep fighting bro... Take my muffins, you will need them
  8. god damn they are some Royal Marine tactics right there!
  9. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    what do you do with beans?

    give them to me!! and all your muffins, in fact i demand your muffins, or i shall love and tolerate the shit outta you!
  10. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    War Machine-Gaming

    My muffin senses are tingling!! you have my attention!
  11. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    UK 373! Survivor friendly anti hacker server

    You are both very welcome, i hope you both enjoy your stay on the server.
  12. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    How to drive a boat AUTOMATICALLY

    (\ right back at ya bro
  13. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Hit & Run

    Yeah well you died and i ended up walking about with a large tire print up my chest... no hard feelings :)
  14. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    UK 373! Survivor friendly anti hacker server

    Basically yes, i constantly check logs etc... rather have everyone enjoy the game!
  15. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    How to drive a boat AUTOMATICALLY

    Hi Pendragon!!
  16. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    How to drive a boat AUTOMATICALLY

    You absolutely lazy bugger! this is epic! 14mph anywhere i want!
  17. sounds a bit silly to me, in the end it's a survival sim and at some point or another people will shoot other people, be it for resources or territory, Human nature is an evil thing
  18. Yeah you got me on that one lol, even a Brony has to let the steam off now and then, so thanks for that, plus it was a good excuse to put up a Pony video... infact i shall use that video everytime i see someone whining!! PS i only posted the vid up here cos you had Whining in the title!!
  19. I do have far too much time on my hands. but DayZ has become more a project for myself also. Yeah you got me on the QQ thing but i suppose it's down to how many damn threads i've seen, and lately there has been a hell of an influx but with battleye doing a huge clearout yesterday i think im sure the presence of the Scripters will be severly hampered. Kinda ideally the Forums needs an are for these type of posts, it's nothing against you just i kinda get irritated when im jumping between a few good topics (not saying your story wasn't good,) and then suddenly a plague of "OMG HAX WHINE WHINE" fills my front page. Really these threads need a place, then of course i wouldn't mind them, sharing the stories is welcomed just Scripters... damn them to hell!! Nah i can understand the misunderstanding (that was a mouthful even just to think). and no worries glad i kept you entertained on what yes is a very dreary day... again nothing against you dude, just the posts in general that's all
  20. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    You're Zombie Survival Gear!!

    Damn my mis-spellings!
  21. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Props for the moderators

    Ahhhh i couldn't stop laughing when i read this. BeanZ for you LVG
  22. I normally explore everything posted to see what i can give to help people and the mod develop... or to as im doing now, have a go about how many damn pointless QQ threads are about. Im glad you don't care that i wish to see the mod prosper, says alot about yourself friend. I'd rather the forums were clear of posts like this allowing the ones with useful info to get seen. i Know you have nothing against Bronies, i am quite capable of speaking the Queens language, i merley put that phrase up for the hell of it, almost to say "Yeah i understand that you understand the amount of flak we Bronies take for who we are" but i guess that just went over the top of your head.
  23. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Props for the moderators

    Muffins, not a huge cake fan but i do make a mean batch of warm blueberry and chocolate chip muffins :)
  24. On the contrary please stop wasting my time by creating these threads..... the matter now is no one actually cares what the topic is about but merley how much we loathe seeing these in the first place. Don't worry my friend this Thread will dissapear into the depths along with every other QQ thread here. I only posted to discourage you from making these Threads, that's all! PS, Haters gonna hate... Ponies gonna Pwn ;)
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