Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

ahhh my bad... again Internet sarcasm... almost unreadable! Well fingers crossed i may get the title back.... could always do with that extra inbox space ;)

I know i know... ok i have a spare 20 minutes before i pass out (4am) so i shall start it here. Official DayZ Brony Meetup 4.0 Location: Airfield, Fallujah. I am alone.... or so i think, i sit here in my small sandbagged nest looking toward the runway, downed choppers around me and gunfire off into the distance. I have to hold this position till everyone gets here... and it's going to be a while before they do. Only things i can rely on are my AS50 and AK, the world vs me..... Suddenly a shot rings out from the barracks, then another and another, but not from the same weapon, cautiously i switch to my Bino's for a closer look, 2 pretty well armed guys are running from one barracks to another pulling in every undead sucker from here to Bahgdad, i need to get rid of them incase one of us runs into them... somehow i don't think "friendly" will cut it. I draw my AS50 from my side and scope in... both in one corridor, easy picking by any means, Range easily about 400m, i take aim and fire. Blood spurts and the body drops like a lump of concrete, i think to myself i will have a waiting game with his buddy, will he camp out and wait before moving or will he simply ALT F4 but before i could decide on my actions he steps out, safe to say that was 2 notches on my barrel. The next six, well this was good i will admit, I get a hail over Teamspeak that one of us was gunned down by a chopper heading my way and as the comms die i hear it, brushing in from the North the gunner was launching hot lead in all directions, i keep low... i wait... A few passes overhead i realise he is scouting... but then he begins to hover, not even 300m in front of me, and he just holds it there, begging to be shot and i obliged... another .50cal sound rang around the airfield and the chopper slowly begins to fall from the sky.... The explosion was horrific, a monsterous clap as it hit the ground, 6 names appear on the left of my screen, 6 members of a clan, i knew then i was truly in the shit then. Then it came across the side chat.... Order to Kill Derpy_Hooves... Sniping at the airfield. Things stayed quiet for a good while... an hour and a half had passed by now and i had 8 kills, RazorPT was on the outskirts of the airfield but i had no idea, due to the side channel i could barely hear my Teamspeak and had no idea of his movements toward my position, until it was too late... i spy him about 500m away checking out a hangar, his nametag never appeared so i took no risk... i bide my time tll i guess his running pattern... One Shot and he drops... "RazorPT was killed". Oops was a major understatement... 9 kills though 1 was friendly. About another half hour to 45 minutes pass and again over the sidechat this clan called out for my blood and not more than 2 minutes later i hear a shitstorm approaching, another chopper, another 6 kills i though yeeehaw!! Knowing damn well i had very little time till i was surrounded i proceeded to fire at the chopper regardless of caution, shot after shot bounced off the cabin or barely scraped by... the gunner at this point affixed to my position began bursting shots at me... closer and closer then rang but lady luck was with me, one shot left in my mag and the chopper was moving pretty quick around me, pure pot luck brought that chopper down... another 6, the same DAMN CLAN!! i reload my last mag into my rifle... another player to the west now running directly at me... booom!!! number 16, bullets ricochet off the sand bags behind me almost a second later, im calling to the others to hurry but no one is near or armed well enough to help me, this was truley the last man standing. Again the bullets barely miss me by much but i clocked him, somehow he missed me static twice with a DMR, no idea how be he had. My first shot is way over his head.. i hadn't changed my range from 500m yet and he was about 300m at most away, he cracked another shot but luckily i was out the way and proceeded to leave the safety of my nest to get him. I sneak out side and creep behind the giant barricades giving me the upper hand, i see him scouting my old haunt but he doesn't see me, safe to say kill 17 could have been harder! 18, 19 and 20 however were a damn sight harder to kill. I must have been back in my nest for no more than 10 minutes when this Pickup with mounted gun came smashing through the fencing by the barracks aiming right for me, .50cal blazing away i had to get out of there, my AS50 was as good as nothing at the moment so i switched to my AK-M hoping they jump out the vehicle.... 2 did and one stayed on the gun, by this point though they hadn't noticed me running behind the ATC, i wait for the two on foot to sneak up toward where i was, i can see the gunner from where i was just peering at my last spot... this is do or die, i had to act or i was a dead man so taking my chances i run out hoping the gunner doesn't catch me out the corner of his eye, thankfully he didn't so flanking and killing him wasn't hard, but now his friends knew where i was, open and exposed with no chance of help coming any time soon, the next 10 minutes ended up being one of the best stands of i've ever been in, shot for shot we just had a go at each other, i got hit but not too bad, nothing i couldn't bandage up. i was almost out of ideas when i remembered a lone frag in my inventory. I hate frags but this seemed the kind of time where it would work and i would win and regardless of it not working i was going to die anyway... so up and over the pickup it went. Somehow i killed on and i hear bones breaking.. without hesitation i run to them and see one player dead and the other KO'd... easy picking in my book, 20 kills but now on 5K blood, running out of ammo and running out of ideas. Kill 21 was completely by accident, i took the pickup and arranged to pick up the other Bronies and try get to some sort of safe haven (yeah i was tripping i know) Great idea i thought so pedal to the metal i get the hell outa there. i must have been driving for about 2 minutes when this survivor just runs from behind a building right in front of me. Up and over the windscreen he went and landed with a crunch, Poor sod never stood a chance! Seconds later i met my maker when a .50cal round penetrated my skull leaving a brain smoothie everywhere!! DAMMIT! Couldn't complain though, 21 kills... pure chaos and well never actually met up with the others in the end... we all kept getting lost!

AppleDash this may interested you http://mlpmusicarchive.com/ Man i aint even got that far yet on Panthera... will get some more time on it tomorrow

Sounds like an excellent idea!! If you bare with me i shall dig up a link for you.... most interesting indeed and the reason i have 2 days of Pony music! I know i just started playing Panthera tonight with a couple Bronies, kinda like it actually, i shall PM him asking if he is avaliable for the 20th and 21st

Here is DrWastelandMD's thread. worth asking for some help here http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/99986-need-medical-assistance-find-a-medic-here/

Playing solo has it's many advantages and dis-advantages but for your situation i would look for a "Medic" post and ask for help there. Maybe someone may be able to come along and help you out.

Yeah it's a headshot kill..... anything is... though i have seen scripters (Hackers is not the right word) use things witch allows them to fire the Makarov or such and it launches .50 cals... or busses, sheep, cows.... will admit the flying cows were funny as hell!

Good work OP, probably one of the best suggestions out there!!! Seriously guys do use the search bar.... it will save your posts from becoming part of the mass burial in the "Graveyard"

hahaha all good, would be cool to et more meetup videos done!! which reminds me i need to et hold of Cherno Journo cos he was on about wanting to come report on our escapades!

21st should be all good, had a very mini meetup for the last couple of hours because of how bad my weekend has actually gone... so the Real 5.0 will be all good for the 20th and 21st so fingers crossed you can join us on the 21st!

lol he was actually on Direct!!

anything but that damned Gangnam style.... god it's sooo annoying!

Seems alot quieter tonight..... im liking this little improvment!!

Yes you did, i just took it over ;) Wait what do you mean the "Furry Community?" they just opted to vote for me?? Probably becasue of the meetup i host, the amount of time i spend on the forums etc... im not overall fussed about being a Hero or not but you can't slate people for voting who they want no matter who they are. Of course the Bronies may vote for me, i host the Brony meetup, makes perfect sense to me....

Oh that "Other" game..... you should come play with us tonight dude since Steak is working (according to his PM)

Enlighten me oh great one

Hatchet and Lee Enfield.... combo of the Gods

Yes of course you can haha!

Getting some games on tonight guys, anyone wants to join then just get on the TeamSpeak 109.72.82.28:10097

Okie Dokie Lokies.... i shall Pm you in a few minutes anyone else interested just leave a note here and ill also send out a PM

I use TeamSpeak mainly with my clan though if im testing a new recruit on my own i use Skype

Gimmie like half an hour and ill post some details for you guys

Welcome to the mindset of a Human Being.....

Basically what i do aswell. Takes a little work but it sometimes pays off!

Yes, same answer why i play it.