Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

Errrm if that's an order.... means i have to stop listening to Sim Gretina!! darn!!

Me too :( but at somepoint anyway we must get a game... seems we have alot to chat about :D EDIT: Haha your Location is epic!! Never thought of that one maself!

I need to stop being occupied with Real Life issues... apologies for yesterday but it was matters completely outwith my control!! Today my fellow Bronies we shall play!! Get registered here to play http://planet-dayz.com Search for the Brony Meetup there and post away..... All the server and TS info is on the site... i am on TS from now until i pass out to make up for yesterdays lost time... Hurry along!!

No it is never too late to sign up for the meetup! As for everyone else sign up to the forums and check for the Brony meetup thread in the survivors camp, I shall be online in a couple of hours to kick it all off!

Ok Bronies, if you want to access the Privatehive meetup this weekend you will all have to register here!! http://planet-dayz.com get involved!! superb servers and a hell of alot of fun!! I look forward to seeing you all there!

Well this was posted in the Urban Legends thread but many people asked for me to post it here also, so here you go! hope you enjoy my Fallujah Airfield story :) Official DayZ Brony Meetup 4.0 Location: Airfield, Fallujah. I am alone.... or so i think, i sit here in my small sandbagged nest looking toward the runway, downed choppers around me and gunfire off into the distance. I have to hold this position till everyone gets here... and it's going to be a while before they do. Only things i can rely on are my AS50 and AK, the world vs me..... Suddenly a shot rings out from the barracks, then another and another, but not from the same weapon, cautiously i switch to my Bino's for a closer look, 2 pretty well armed guys are running from one barracks to another pulling in every undead sucker from here to Bahgdad, i need to get rid of them incase one of us runs into them... somehow i don't think "friendly" will cut it. I draw my AS50 from my side and scope in... both in one corridor, easy picking by any means, Range easily about 400m, i take aim and fire. Blood spurts and the body drops like a lump of concrete, i think to myself i will have a waiting game with his buddy, will he camp out and wait before moving or will he simply ALT F4 but before i could decide on my actions he steps out, safe to say that was 2 notches on my barrel. The next six, well this was good i will admit, I get a hail over Teamspeak that one of us was gunned down by a chopper heading my way and as the comms die i hear it, brushing in from the North the gunner was launching hot lead in all directions, i keep low... i wait... A few passes overhead i realise he is scouting... but then he begins to hover, not even 300m in front of me, and he just holds it there, begging to be shot and i obliged... another .50cal sound rang around the airfield and the chopper slowly begins to fall from the sky.... The explosion was horrific, a monsterous clap as it hit the ground, 6 names appear on the left of my screen, 6 members of a clan, i knew then i was truly in the shit then. Then it came across the side chat.... Order to Kill Derpy_Hooves... Sniping at the airfield. Things stayed quiet for a good while... an hour and a half had passed by now and i had 8 kills, RazorPT was on the outskirts of the airfield but i had no idea, due to the side channel i could barely hear my Teamspeak and had no idea of his movements toward my position, until it was too late... i spy him about 500m away checking out a hangar, his nametag never appeared so i took no risk... i bide my time tll i guess his running pattern... One Shot and he drops... "RazorPT was killed". Oops was a major understatement... 9 kills though 1 was friendly. About another half hour to 45 minutes pass and again over the sidechat this clan called out for my blood and not more than 2 minutes later i hear a shitstorm approaching, another chopper, another 6 kills i though yeeehaw!! Knowing damn well i had very little time till i was surrounded i proceeded to fire at the chopper regardless of caution, shot after shot bounced off the cabin or barely scraped by... the gunner at this point affixed to my position began bursting shots at me... closer and closer then rang but lady luck was with me, one shot left in my mag and the chopper was moving pretty quick around me, pure pot luck brought that chopper down... another 6, the same DAMN CLAN!! i reload my last mag into my rifle... another player to the west now running directly at me... booom!!! number 16, bullets ricochet off the sand bags behind me almost a second later, im calling to the others to hurry but no one is near or armed well enough to help me, this was truley the last man standing. Again the bullets barely miss me by much but i clocked him, somehow he missed me static twice with a DMR, no idea how be he had. My first shot is way over his head.. i hadn't changed my range from 500m yet and he was about 300m at most away, he cracked another shot but luckily i was out the way and proceeded to leave the safety of my nest to get him. I sneak out side and creep behind the giant barricades giving me the upper hand, i see him scouting my old haunt but he doesn't see me, safe to say kill 17 could have been harder! 18, 19 and 20 however were a damn sight harder to kill. I must have been back in my nest for no more than 10 minutes when this Pickup with mounted gun came smashing through the fencing by the barracks aiming right for me, .50cal blazing away i had to get out of there, my AS50 was as good as nothing at the moment so i switched to my AK-M hoping they jump out the vehicle.... 2 did and one stayed on the gun, by this point though they hadn't noticed me running behind the ATC, i wait for the two on foot to sneak up toward where i was, i can see the gunner from where i was just peering at my last spot... this is do or die, i had to act or i was a dead man so taking my chances i run out hoping the gunner doesn't catch me out the corner of his eye, thankfully he didn't so flanking and killing him wasn't hard, but now his friends knew where i was, open and exposed with no chance of help coming any time soon, the next 10 minutes ended up being one of the best stands of i've ever been in, shot for shot we just had a go at each other, i got hit but not too bad, nothing i couldn't bandage up. i was almost out of ideas when i remembered a lone frag in my inventory. I hate frags but this seemed the kind of time where it would work and i would win and regardless of it not working i was going to die anyway... so up and over the pickup it went. Somehow i killed on and i hear bones breaking.. without hesitation i run to them and see one player dead and the other KO'd... easy picking in my book, 20 kills but now on 5K blood, running out of ammo and running out of ideas. Kill 21 was completely by accident, i took the pickup and arranged to pick up the other Bronies and try get to some sort of safe haven (yeah i was tripping i know) Great idea i thought so pedal to the metal i get the hell outa there. i must have been driving for about 2 minutes when this survivor just runs from behind a building right in front of me. Up and over the windscreen he went and landed with a crunch, Poor sod never stood a chance! Seconds later i met my maker when a .50cal round penetrated my skull leaving a brain smoothie everywhere!! DAMMIT! Couldn't complain though, 21 kills... pure chaos and well never actually met up with the others in the end... we all kept getting lost!

Niether can i, plus im again going to at a Brony party when i host the meetup so my TS will be full of Drunken Pony madness!!

Saturday!!!

Yes, keep the community close and all haha!! would you like a shiny new sig fraggle?

i know a certain somepony that might be able to help

Yes, im having a Brony day at my friends and wil;l watch the HOUR LONG 2 PARTER at his then begin the best meetup ever

DayZ without Zombies is like...ehhhh ARMA 2.... damn never saw that one coming!

Looks epic!! EDIT: NOVEMBER 10th SEASON 3 KICKS OFF!!! IT'S OFFICIAL WOOHOOOO!

I will admit very little of my rage is aimed toward the game itself, my PC usually gets 90% of the rage.. example: driving like the stig then suddenly PC freezes.... returns to find myself buried half way into a building...

I have heard all about it... something to do with Princess Cadence im sure! though im trying to avoid all spoilers!

it is spelt Autistic.... thought i would just clear that up for ya :)

It isn't confirmed but it totally is going to be about Season 3... only a few weeks left!! I avoided watching it while i served, Don't think it would have gone down to well with my already angry Sgt haha

What can i say... i am an angry person at times haha! especially when i screw up... im sure whoever has had the luxury of being on TeamSpeak with me before knows of my loving tongue!

lol thanks for the correction!

So some really really hyped up news will be released in a few hours, twitter and reddit on constant refresh and poor old F5!! My money is Season 3 released on the 10th of November!! Being this the first series i cant watch without fear of missing an episode (ever tried watching MLP whilst serving in the forces??) I will be hosting an extra special meetup this weekend... but im not letting any details out yet!!

Yeah seen that posted on my wall earlier.... tomorrow i have a feeling the internet will break

quite?? i believe it is all..... Musty.....

Mentally stable with a moustache like that?? i think not!!

Man Steak is crazy like... i read about him earlier being kidnapped and fighting off his captors with cans now i read this. Maybe i may retract my offer of getting a game with him... for health and safety reasons!

Sounds like me at times... it just feels good to hunt alone from time to time