Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

Maybe post this also in the "Finding Nemo" thread http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/3551-finding-nemo-looking-for-someone/ Best of luck finding him.....

Well i shall remember to stay the hell away from you then!!

I agree, nothing worse than being killed by one of these "friendly" dickheads......

Right this one is kinda simple. Most of us have been there, just minding our own business and something totally out of the blue goes wrong, que mindless arm flailing and my monitor receiving more abuse than a traffic warden at a race track. All i am wondering is how do you recover from such a blind rage in the first place, perhaps you walk away? have a smoke or grab a beer? I for one tend to combo all 3 of the above in one manouver to the fridge or just chill back to some music, more beats the better! So come on share your stress release plans with us all... maybe it may save a monitor in the near future.. who knows? This being a nice little bouncy tune to listen too (i just imagine me stomping on the bandits head in time to the beat) ahhh bliss!

i like muffins.............

Big fail on that one..... Russians trained the dogs using Russian equipment ie tanks and buildings.... on the Battlefield the dogs ran out, turned around then ran back hiding under the tanks the recognized and were trained with!! Epic Failing Soviet Style

PM me some TS details buddy, ill see if i can stay awake long enough to play

Dude brilliant idea.... i must get a game with you and Hetstaine at somepoint soon, i need in on this banter ;)

We got one good one last month, at the moment they keep being cancelled on my fault, problem is it's hard trying to arrange stuff like this and take the time to get everything sorted for the day... sometimes i wish i just had someone else i could rely on to run the meetups if im not home. Luckily this weekend its the Season 3 opener so its gonna be a messy meetup, ill most likely be steaming drunk during it :)

"Thats what your friend gets for trying to kill me, a Hand grenade to the face!" Well played sir... well played indeed, have some beans!

No new members in a month now :( sad times indeed that we could possibly be our limit, i do hope the SA brings along a whole fresh batch of players raring to join in!

If that is the case to i get to spawn in with a platoon of well trained lads and my L85?? o and my NV's Laser Range Finders and other goodies the Military supplied me with!

No where. Map is that small the chances of it being found are pretty damn high!

Actually you paid for Arma, you got DayZ for free ;)

So was i to begin with, tried and tested but to no avail. Im not sure but i do know something is being done to make them repairable, hopefully in the next update or two. Yes do throw away, i know its hard to do but they are useless and yes working GPS and NVG's are available.

Wow, you know what that is exactly like me!!

Off topic i know but saw your Profile pic and instantly remembered this Thank you for brightening up my evening!

Nope and no, buuut a couple of simple tricks may keep you in place, Clouds move east... and you can use the stars to guide you at night. Get off your lazy arse, get in a supermarket and get a map haha! plus use dayzdb.com/map for spawn references and places, won't show you where you are but can aid you in searching for loot and vehicles.

To the point i have a feeling the OP wont return... so why are we posting still.... furthermore why am i still posti......

Nope fraid not, Broken NVG's and GPS's stay broken. I don't know if they will implement something to allow you to fix them but as it stands they are just useless things.....

DON'T TAKE THE BUS GABE!!! YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!

No no no... main reason, open a QQ thread, people posted crying, watch the extended flaming and butthurt, You admins are stretched as it is without a whole new can of crap to clear up

No, and furthermore no.....

Sure, just answer this simple question. What creature did Trixie claim she could banish??

There aint a bandwagon big enough for us to jump on!!