Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

Off topic i know but saw your Profile pic and instantly remembered this Thank you for brightening up my evening!

Nope and no, buuut a couple of simple tricks may keep you in place, Clouds move east... and you can use the stars to guide you at night. Get off your lazy arse, get in a supermarket and get a map haha! plus use dayzdb.com/map for spawn references and places, won't show you where you are but can aid you in searching for loot and vehicles.

To the point i have a feeling the OP wont return... so why are we posting still.... furthermore why am i still posti......

Nope fraid not, Broken NVG's and GPS's stay broken. I don't know if they will implement something to allow you to fix them but as it stands they are just useless things.....

DON'T TAKE THE BUS GABE!!! YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!!

No no no... main reason, open a QQ thread, people posted crying, watch the extended flaming and butthurt, You admins are stretched as it is without a whole new can of crap to clear up

No, and furthermore no.....

Sure, just answer this simple question. What creature did Trixie claim she could banish??

There aint a bandwagon big enough for us to jump on!!

On a recruitment drive!!

Glad to have you back Somore!!!

I don't agree with safe houses and such... if you want to keep things as realistic as possible then every aspect of the environment must be hostile ground, players themselves could group up and make small towns into safehavens where noobies and other survivors have free reign access to said "safe zones" What you don't realise then is a civil war has happened (hence burnt out Humvees and military camps etc) so yeah some amounts of damage has been caused but i agree that there should be more vehicles but on the downside it would turn into a 40 player Destruction Derby.... if anything make more vehicles avaliable but make them more of a pain in the backside to maintain!

I put rocks in the middle of fields... Pinkie makes me do it!!

I'll remember to do all that the next time we get high winds... best dig my boots out for this weekend.... 80-90mph winds up here in Sunny Scotland ;)

and by the sounds of things he has already left!

I like your style, cold and heartless revenge... here have some Beans!

You called?

lol yes a Pegasister... i forgot about mentioning them in the beginning!

Love this idea... will make all those "Run n Gun" players think twice... Nothing would satisfy me more than watching a clumsy player being chased out of Starry by 50 pissed off flesh junkies after knocking over a can of beans in the shop... I can taste the tears of rage already... and they taste so sweet :D

I do think people understand the basic meaning of Alpha and it is "It isn't completely working at the moment but might be at somepoint in the future".

flying the Huey till i ran outta fuel, that was a long haul flight!! so much fun though and still had a lovely graceful landing by the petrol pump in solinichy!! Honestly though they should add the Lynx helicopter in.... try pilot that thing about at top speed ;)

I play Private hives like the majority of the population now, i have never had such problems as you explain, in fact on the ones i play on regularly i've had no server glitches at all... perfect game playing conditions, and my average character age over 4 servers is 15 days +

A diary would be epic. making notes of player encounters, camps, loot spots etc but yeah you can tear out pieces of Co-ords etc so your camp stays hidden, so on so forth.... kinda ting i would love to see implemented!

Dear OP... I am left handed but i cannot agree with your idea based on the concept of "Have you ever fired an assault rifle in your left hand while the breach is on the right hand side of the rifle body?" The words "Owww, Burning, and searing flesh" remind me of why i had to use my right hand. I think as with most of the lefties we have adapted to a very "Right handed" world, i mean bar drawing/writing i use my left as much as i do my right....

Hmmm it's a hit n miss idea... Would be a nice little trinket thing as you go about collecting dead peoples wallet. Then collecting from other so on and so forth till you have a little collection... on the downside though Butthurt will increase ten fold, collecting "tags" or "wallets" in this case, The morn wallets you have the more of a target you become, even if you have just decided you like the picture on the dead newspawns passport. My final thought though is to turn this idea down im afraid, a nice and original concept i must admit but i just can't see it bein implemented or even bein a feature players would use even if it was there, To be honest i would rather see more clothin ie Uniforms or more varied Civvy clothing, so not everyone is running about in a white top, blue jeans and a damn baseball cap....