Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

Nice revenge there.... but yeah always check the vehicle before driving off!

aww why so hateful... can't we all just get along? I got my eye on you ;) but lets not stray off topic now! And no one can possibly hate muffins....

Facehoof................

This one time at bandcamp i teamed up with this guy and when i found a tuba he killed me -_-

No but certainly was a Tank Trap....

Personally i would use this one when firing the Grenade Launcher... "I never leave home without my PARTY CANNON!" but ok here comes some more...... "im gonna shove my boot so far up your arse you will start chocking on the damn laces" "You are that God Damned ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece" "Hey hey hey..... what i tell y'all but staying outta ma SHED!" "You call that a knife?? This is a Knife!!" "Check him with the roadflare.... lighting up Cherno like it's the 4th of July" "He couldn't hit a barn door from 2 feet" "I've seen more courage and determination in my local Bingo Hall!! Fucking Maggots!"

"Don't use the Z word" "I just don't know what went wrong" "oooops, my bad!" "Anything i can do to help?" "Here comes a Lead Enema!" "Man did you see than, his head just went pop" "Bet you couldn't do that again in a month of Sundays!" Many more i could think of but maybe not so appropriate to post.

Ahhh Mr Flibble is back, couldn't stop laughing after watching that Red Dwarf clip!! Nice idea with the satchel charge but i've personally never been asked to lower my weapon, most of the time as soon as anyone figures out who i am they either want to be my best friend or they do the smart thing and drop me where i stand!

Single Brony Bandit.. I love explosions, High calibre firearms and the screams of the fallen... Nothing is more beautiful than roasting that tin of beans on a fire made of your victims bones.... hit me up on 1-800-ILIEKMUFFINS

Maybe post this also in the "Finding Nemo" thread http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/3551-finding-nemo-looking-for-someone/ Best of luck finding him.....

Well i shall remember to stay the hell away from you then!!

I agree, nothing worse than being killed by one of these "friendly" dickheads......

Right this one is kinda simple. Most of us have been there, just minding our own business and something totally out of the blue goes wrong, que mindless arm flailing and my monitor receiving more abuse than a traffic warden at a race track. All i am wondering is how do you recover from such a blind rage in the first place, perhaps you walk away? have a smoke or grab a beer? I for one tend to combo all 3 of the above in one manouver to the fridge or just chill back to some music, more beats the better! So come on share your stress release plans with us all... maybe it may save a monitor in the near future.. who knows? This being a nice little bouncy tune to listen too (i just imagine me stomping on the bandits head in time to the beat) ahhh bliss!

i like muffins.............

Big fail on that one..... Russians trained the dogs using Russian equipment ie tanks and buildings.... on the Battlefield the dogs ran out, turned around then ran back hiding under the tanks the recognized and were trained with!! Epic Failing Soviet Style

PM me some TS details buddy, ill see if i can stay awake long enough to play

Dude brilliant idea.... i must get a game with you and Hetstaine at somepoint soon, i need in on this banter ;)

We got one good one last month, at the moment they keep being cancelled on my fault, problem is it's hard trying to arrange stuff like this and take the time to get everything sorted for the day... sometimes i wish i just had someone else i could rely on to run the meetups if im not home. Luckily this weekend its the Season 3 opener so its gonna be a messy meetup, ill most likely be steaming drunk during it :)

"Thats what your friend gets for trying to kill me, a Hand grenade to the face!" Well played sir... well played indeed, have some beans!

No new members in a month now :( sad times indeed that we could possibly be our limit, i do hope the SA brings along a whole fresh batch of players raring to join in!

If that is the case to i get to spawn in with a platoon of well trained lads and my L85?? o and my NV's Laser Range Finders and other goodies the Military supplied me with!

No where. Map is that small the chances of it being found are pretty damn high!

Actually you paid for Arma, you got DayZ for free ;)

So was i to begin with, tried and tested but to no avail. Im not sure but i do know something is being done to make them repairable, hopefully in the next update or two. Yes do throw away, i know its hard to do but they are useless and yes working GPS and NVG's are available.

Wow, you know what that is exactly like me!!