Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

i used it to my advantage, left them at the bottom of the stairs in A2.... waited for people to come down and go "ooohhh whats this" before i plugged them with lead...

yeah its a problem, best sticking put till you are helped out or die... only 2 ways outta this situation.

here is the link to Dr Wastelands Medical help thread. Hopefully someone here can come patch you up http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/99986-need-medical-assistance-find-a-medic-here/ Good luck and happy hunting!

ahh you are experiencing blood loss, eating a can of food will increase it by 200, a cooked steak more so, best advice i can give if you are a lone wolf is to check the survivors camp here for a medical thread and ask someone to bloodbag you... you will return to normal after recovering

Possible, you you have a cross flashing over your blood icon?? you will know if you need to eat or drink cos the icons will be flashing away

maybe you have been it by a zombie on a public server and you are bleeding out, and if you are jumping onto a private server then this wont happen. maybe waiting on the server that you are hurt on and patch yourself up, wait say 10 minutes then log out and back in again to see if the problem has been solved.

Lock on to a vehicle.... apart from that i get the same Bug issue as you.

unfortunately yeah, bloody good trollin material though haha

You can't fix them yet, they are just there to troll you at the moment you can also find Broken GPS.... someone mentioned that scrap metal fixed them but after a few attempts i found out this isn't true, you might aswell just put them back on the ground and move on!!

Takes away the realism though, and it wouldn't stop other players at a distance picking off the now "defenceless" players. Really trust in other players has to be brought back, not an easy task at all... i honestly would trust a Junkie with my Grans pension than half of you people!!!

Yeah i have seen ti before and yes very good for those who have the system to cope with it, players like myself using low end machines have major problems with such details, and to keep things fair allowing as many players to enjoy the game it should be an option in the menu... This would allow players like myself to keep playin the game without the extra stress and players with good rigs can experience the atmosphere is birds etc

Nope, your going to love me Drunk!! Sweet nice one, if it's a last minute push together i have a Namslak server prepped and ready to use.... Time to clear my inbox soon.... I got a few PM's to send out!!

I would love to see this also, i mean there are only a couple you can see in game and it would look cool to see a flock of Crows circling a dead or dying person... Unfortunately though for all that extra AI and detail it would need quite a powerful system to have it implemented. But a good idea though, i like it.

When you die your body goes limp and the sound of flies will occur... Yes you can steal tings from peoples backpacks, it's why nowadays i wont ever carry a spare weapon in my pack.... Sounds like you encountered a scripter toying with you but nice job getting his rifle and running!

Yes indeed, to the point and it has been mentioned already that yes the single player option IS avaliable it doesn't actually work because of the Zombies, On MP more Zombies appear with more players, all down to CPU power generating the local source of the Zombies, on SP this feauture would simply not work.

Haha you are far from the "Only" one here, we are many!! It's kinda hit and miss for both sides of the argument but from a Diary you can have a hell of alot more info, stories, camps loot tree's etc, Just alot more can come from a Diary than a wallet... Plus come the end of the world im pretty sure remembering to take my wallet would be the last thing on my mind, but i would always take a notebook/diary for keeping notes and keeping me sane!

Nice revenge there.... but yeah always check the vehicle before driving off!

aww why so hateful... can't we all just get along? I got my eye on you ;) but lets not stray off topic now! And no one can possibly hate muffins....

Facehoof................

This one time at bandcamp i teamed up with this guy and when i found a tuba he killed me -_-

No but certainly was a Tank Trap....

Personally i would use this one when firing the Grenade Launcher... "I never leave home without my PARTY CANNON!" but ok here comes some more...... "im gonna shove my boot so far up your arse you will start chocking on the damn laces" "You are that God Damned ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece" "Hey hey hey..... what i tell y'all but staying outta ma SHED!" "You call that a knife?? This is a Knife!!" "Check him with the roadflare.... lighting up Cherno like it's the 4th of July" "He couldn't hit a barn door from 2 feet" "I've seen more courage and determination in my local Bingo Hall!! Fucking Maggots!"

"Don't use the Z word" "I just don't know what went wrong" "oooops, my bad!" "Anything i can do to help?" "Here comes a Lead Enema!" "Man did you see than, his head just went pop" "Bet you couldn't do that again in a month of Sundays!" Many more i could think of but maybe not so appropriate to post.

Ahhh Mr Flibble is back, couldn't stop laughing after watching that Red Dwarf clip!! Nice idea with the satchel charge but i've personally never been asked to lower my weapon, most of the time as soon as anyone figures out who i am they either want to be my best friend or they do the smart thing and drop me where i stand!

Single Brony Bandit.. I love explosions, High calibre firearms and the screams of the fallen... Nothing is more beautiful than roasting that tin of beans on a fire made of your victims bones.... hit me up on 1-800-ILIEKMUFFINS