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Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

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  1. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Decreased bullet lethality with increased incapacitation

    Yeah in agreement here, kinda whole point of DayZ is to avoid being shot...
  2. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Faster boats and some Island chains

    Gotta agree with the rowing boats and canoes for stealth!!
  3. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    DayZ - Question #4‏

    If we are stupid enough to break it we deal with the problems on foot, we get our original mission over and done with no matter the distance then come back to the vehicle... If there are 4 or 5 of us it makes looting for gear, survival goods and parts the whole much easier, though trecking over open ground can take time if being cautious.
  4. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Decreased bullet lethality with increased incapacitation

    Well yeah you would expect some military grade medical equipment from say the tents for instance such as Tourniquets and large bandages, but again would everybody know how to stop a sucking chest wound or use a Tourniquet properly without the proper training? As it stands the medical system is ok, even if your group comes under fire and you take a hit or two if they manage to suppress the enemy and get a man to you it will take a couple of minutes of yours and his time to get you back into the fight... As for Bandit mentality, if they were going to take the shot it is for the kill, even if you are laying in a field spurting blood from several wounds, unable to save yourself they would most likely finish you off. I can't see anyone wasting equipment on someone they just shot, especially a bandit. If i shoot you, i am going to kill you, no two ways about it....
  5. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    If you were an in game item what would you be?

    And a Coffin on wheels for the mere mortals....
  6. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    If you were an in game item what would you be?

    Inception: Bicycle, Randomly killing people when they are having fun MichaelVoodoo25: Tree, Always giving out wisdom to passing Bambi's Fraggle: Map, Never quite sure where you are going to end up Hetstaine: Alcoholic Beverage, Have a great time with HetBeer, washes a Cooked Steak and Potato dinner down perfect. Steak and Potato: The Cooked Steak and Potato meal for two, perfect for sharing on a cold night! wash down with an ice cold HetBeer! The Smorski: The Smorski's world famous Smore!! Your marshmallow campfire treat!!
  7. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Faster boats and some Island chains

    Yeah makes sense, allows the Bambi's an area of mainland to play in and the more Hardcore survivors can risk island hopping for the good stuff!
  8. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    If you were an in game item what would you be?

    I would love my very own shed... filled with muffins. Just so i can do this to people i catch inside!
  9. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Exploading Dogs??

    Inceptions own low quality Canned Baked Bean Product... hmmm this deserves it's own thread... any takers?
  10. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Exploading Dogs??

    Derpy's Muffins... The Smorski's world famous Smores Rocket's Rocket Fuel (Red Bull) or.... (and i like this) Derpy_Hooves's World famous High Explosive 7.62mm Round :D
  11. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Faster boats and some Island chains

    I like the idea, something like the Outer Hebrides. lost of little islands, a few bigger ones and maybe the massive bit of land to the east... I could see clans taking over these sort of maps! Problem being is the zombie population, being a few of these islands would be population free making them Zombie free, unless you threw a couple of secret military establishments about!
  12. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Exploading Dogs??

    Okie Dokie Lokie!! Coming riiiight up! 2 Portions of Tears with well Grilled Lassie Steaks with side orders of Muffins to go :D!! Oh and please take this Complimentary Mountain Dew as refreshment :D
  13. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)

    Eeeyup!! I did say it was an easy one ;)
  14. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Exploading Dogs??

    Yup couldn't agree more.... Looks like there will be plenty of "Lassie Steaks" upon the new patch *Yes you can gut your dog* Sweet tears and Lassie Steak.... looks like my sunset Dinner over Cherno is set :D
  15. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)

    Ok here is one for everyone, should be pretty easy.
  16. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)

    on it!
  17. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)

    Dammit sorry, never noticed it was Fraggle only, though he could use all the help he can get ;)
  18. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)

    West road coming into Balota
  19. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)

    Excuses excuses, get all the game time in now and when StandAlone is released ill be playing a brand new shiny updated version of DayZ... endlessley. I will admit ill be coming back to the mod now and then to play about with some things....
  20. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)

    Shocking play this evening indeed Fraggle, I thought the medical tent behind the hospital right next to the main road gave that one away!! tsk tsk... no beans till you finish revising Chernuas again!
  21. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)

    WINNER!!!!
  22. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    So you've been Global Banned: An Informercial.

    Now that is what i call funny!!
  23. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)

    Noo.... that leaves 1 place left. And no that isn't it
  24. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    So you've been Global Banned: An Informercial.

    Right, time to call in The Smorski......
  25. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Guess The Location ! (Chernarus)

    Fraggle.... Nope again, you ain't doing to well bud.
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