Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

Dammit that is such an epic video... ok we need one for the UK, of us sitting back sipping some tea and enjoying the sunshine! Seriously though we need an epic Promo video like this!

More adventures need to be planned, and i have to be less trigger happy!

For the rainbow Spewing Unicorns..... i am there!

Pffft call that a violent sport, come tae Scotland and play some Shinty ;)

Oh you mean Hand-egg!! i thought you meant Football......

Day 3 and 4 will be up after i get some much needed sleep.

ps. Private hive you say, a few of us DayZ Forum mods are admins here at balotabuddies.com, Whitelisted and 99% Script Kiddie free! you should pop by and say hello!

Hey Gambles welcome back buddy! a few things have changed but nothing drastic! Hope you stick around some more :D

Couldn't agree more, need the face fuzz man!! and welcome back it has been a while, Thanks you also! Just doing my bit for the community :)

A feature for 2017 maybe?

Pegasus Company Diaries. Day 2 Even i know Fear.... The cold rain lashed heavy against my skin, i was alone and out numbered 3 to 1, they were armed with an AS50, M3A4 and a MK 48. all i had was my trusty DMR, Raising my sights i see my targets stop... i take aim... 20 minutes earlier. Things seemed quiet today, Starry had been easy loot, little extra DMR ammo and trusty old 1911 clips from the military tents and some supplies from the supermarket and i was done, today i was alone, i couldn't hang about. I decide my next port of call is Berezhino for medical supplies, Morphine was a must after using my last stick mending up King Luna after the firefight at Pobeda Dam, but some bandages and blood bags would be handy. The rain began to heavy as i passed North of Novvy, my visibility nearing zero as the cloud descended down, like a blanket of darkness from the heavens it covered everything in cold, eery darkness. As i neared the South West of Gorka i get a call from Craig.... He is at Castle Rog, just north of Elektro needing help, well a wheel really and it just so happened i had one, in exchange i asked for medical supplies and made my way South,South East. 10 minutes before I noticed things going wrong when i came across the dam... i hadn't gotten my bearings that wrong, had i? How on earth had i ended up just North of Elektro? i am at least one click south west of where i should be. Craig noticed this too and worryingly started asking of my whereabouts. it was to his dismay i reported being no were near him yet. Eastwards it was climbing the steep gradient, each tug of my rifle on my arms growing heavier and heavier, it had been a hard march to say the least and i was suffering now, but i had a job to do and kept going. Upon reaching the crest of the hill i see a UAZ just parked there, alone amongst the bleak framework of tree's, temptation caught hold of me.... i had to have a look. It started.. and with that i proceeded to direct a new course round the North of Elektro then come into the caste via the easier access route at the East side, i eased the UAZ down the hill, slaloming gently down between the tree's before hitting the tarmac with a loud and hurtful "thud", yanking the wheel to the left i put my foot down only to hear gunshots... from Elektro... and they sound like they are getting closer.... Bailing out of the UAZ i run up the embankment and hide as best i can looking into the town's west side, nothing, yet. Suddenly 3 figures appear from the mist in the valley to my west, one bandit, one hero and a Ghuillie all heavily armed to the teeth, it had to be Samzon and his crew, only they had the balls to be this far down south so heavily geared up, a chill ran up my spine, the rain dripping down from my beret streaming down my face like a waterfall, cold gusts of wind catching the back of my neck, i was heavily outgunned but i couldn't let them go. I raised my trusty DMR to my shoulder and go prone, i see the 3 of them slowing and coming to a stop, not an easy shot from where i was but i had the Ghuillie in my range, lifting the sight to my eye and steadying my breathing i grassped the ice cold trigger. The crosshairs moved over my target.. i pause, the wind calms, i squeeze. An almighty "Crack" echoed around the valley sending the wildlife scattering, the Ghuillie drops like a lead balloon, my shot crashing through his shoulder, swiftly i throw my rifle around and aim at my second target who gets up and moves, "Snap" missed, "Snap" i see the spray of blood as my target goes down behind the rock, Not a confirmed kill but certainly wounded. The third target had got away at this point, out of range over the western ridge so i turned my attentions back to my first target. "Shit" he's gone, no body, but he was wounded, he couldn't have got far, i begin to scan the surrounding area when i come across a small red bush with a bright green Ghuillie in it, I zoom in again trying to shake the nerves, then i notice he is looking right at me, i focus quick, gather my mind and snap the trigger once, his face erupted like a fountain as the bullet struck his chin. "Samzon was Killed" It was time for me to leave, the other target had somehow got away too but i didn't want to risk being lured into a trap pursuing them, Craig had gone and i still needed Medical supplies... Elektro it is then.

I aint shaving if face templating is going to featured... im keeping the rugged "Survivor" look! Currently my GF hates my beard but i like it, keeping my chin warm on these well below freezing nights!

Password is muffinz, they should let you in then ;)

As Steak Said..... Locked.

I agree with Velvet on this one. Some servers may enforce friendly but in MY OPINION, i feel it takes alot of the "Survival" element out of the mod... many hours i have spent clutching my chest after an epic long fire fight at night... Our servers offer acceptance of any style of play and our users get on with it fine... thing is in this world people will be bastards in the end, no matter what.

Indeed. Anyway we are straying off topic and being bad... lets stop!

This is why you are a Marshmallow... and im a killer :)

I wouldn't dare do that to anyone.... all i would do is hunt them down and shoot them. Scripting is sooo for kiddies, real men fight with lead ;)

You guys would be more than welcome on our servers then!!

Still think Scotland, especially the Highlands would be ideal.... where on earth else can you get all four seasons in one day?? Survival?? Nah this is pure hell!!

Now that's what i'm talking about!!

Hard going Rambo... i don't play Lingor, Come join us on balotabuddies.com and we shall see who frags who's ass to the moon ;)

Great idea for all players and Forum users! STOP ASKING ABOUT STAND ALONE RELEASE DATES. WHEN THEY ARE RELEASED YOU WILL ALL KNOW!!!! Please stop cluttering the forums with the same threads!!

it will be released on Fratznesday the 32nd of Jelember... hope you are all satisfied.

Pegasus Company Diaries. Day 1 Leaving the Nest King Luna and thehet had done well so far, they had marched solid for over 4km's in our bid to get to base and get geared up, no complaints, no questions. Good soldiers. King Luna i had known for some time, a loyal member of my close circle, a fierce Scandinavian warrior. thehet was new to me but had gained King Luna's trust, so i had him join us. The situation in Cherneraus is dire, Bandits roam free with no sign of control, a few of us still live by the land trying to protect those more vulnerable than us, but in this harsh wasteland nothing lives for long. Sightings have been increasing and even more worrying they were getting closer to our home base, something had to be done and done fast. The plan is to track a couple known Bandits by the name of Samzon and Doojz and kill them on sight, I order King Luna and thehet to drive south of Pobeda Dam and then east towards the Airfield and report anything to myself, who was travelling on foot. We set off south and into sight of the Dam, the Car flew down the valley and onto the Dam, i take overwatch making sure of a safe crossing, suddenly to my right in the treeline i see someone running, armed with what looked like a M107... a priority target for sure, without saying a word i steady my aim and take the shot. "Poof" as the ground next to him kicks up the dirt, he darts left then right, weaving into small treeline, he knows im there but he doesn't know where, i compose myself and begin searching through the brushline for him... and there he was, proned looking away from me, i couldn't resist and squeezed the trigger on my DMR..... The crack of my rifle almost muffled the cheer for joy as my targets head spurts blood and he hits the floor, "Doojz was killed", Good news is one is down, but where the hell is Samzon?? Samzon, a damn bandit if i have ever met one! We have had our run ins before and only just getting out with my life... the same i cannot say about a few of my lads.. may their beans RIP. If anything this wasn't just a bandit hunt, this was revenge... this was for those fallen P-Coy men, this was justice. Sighting Samzon was difficult, but suddenly running across the south face of the damn a Ghuillie Suited assailant made his way... "Samzon, at the Dam heading east.... get your target and open fire.... target is HIGH priority!" The roar of King Luna's M107 thundered through the valley moving the very mountain i sat on.. but his shot missed, thehet took aim with his M249 and opened up with short sharp bursts, one round striking Samzon but not enough to stop him, King Luna lifts his weapon and runs across in pursuit... "SNAP" the sharp piercing sound echoed in the valley to my east as i watch King Luna drop in the field, "Im hit, FUCK IM HIT..." he screamed, i order thehet to provide suppressing fire till i got on target... but he was gone! Panic ensued.. but i had to get the situation calmed down. "thehet, stay and help King Luna, im going after this one myself" he agreed, a nervous agreement but an agreement none the less. The hunt had really begun! I knew he was going to flank us, using the wounded King Luna as bait, countering this move i ran to the top of the hill as fast as i could keeping my eyes east for my target, low and behold i see him disappear over a ridge into a small open valley, out of my sights but into my trap. Moving east fast i keep my eye on the valley until i reach the tree line moving North into it, slowly i make my way down into the valley, knowing Samzon was here with me... somewhere. "Any sight yet?" asked thehet knowing i'm stalking, "no nothing yet.. im in the valle... Oh shit he is right in front of me hold up!!" Samzon was stood up behind a tree, almost blending in if it wasn't for his pink face... 300m in front of me so i raise the DMR to my right eye and breathe. The dot aligned with his head, i steady up, control my shakes and yet again pull the trigger... The Crack sent the birds in the Valley scattering... Samzon's lifeless body slumped on the floor, feeding the tree warm blood running from his open head wound.. a Glorious death! After meeting back with thehet we carry King Luna to our car and move on... a good days hunting but we almost lost a man, sometimes i wonder if the risk is worth paying....