Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

Fratnezday 32nd of Jelember.... im gonna keep saying this till i turn blue!

Indeed, i look forward to seeing more of your work :)

Also in response to Steaks Video... i like my boots on the ground thank you!!

If i had beans left you would have them.....

Wait there is a Glaswiegen server... i gotta check this out, start on the coast with your mothers best Kitchen Knife and a smashed bottle of Buckfast! QUALITY!!

Certainly a good map for the newer players.... can we see this same idea being developed for the Stand Alone?

Lets not throw this off topic with insults, what is done is done... now back to business please.

In respect to Zabn, have you seen the running cost for the TS aswell as the forums and 4 servers... a little donation wouldn't go a miss and as for the TS i think Zabn should be allowed to ask people to pay for slots on the channel i mean we can't expect him to foot the bill of OUR entertainment. I also argue the point that we Admins think we are above anyone, no matter our rank we are all the same on the servers, no one is better than anyone else, we hold the fort while you enjoy yourself, if anything i have sacrificed a hell of alot of my own in game time to help run this site and it's UK server but i don't mind because everyone i speak to enjoys themselves.

Viva Britannia! I am so in on this video... i have some ideas too for a small script, probably PM it to you soon.

Dammit that is such an epic video... ok we need one for the UK, of us sitting back sipping some tea and enjoying the sunshine! Seriously though we need an epic Promo video like this!

More adventures need to be planned, and i have to be less trigger happy!

For the rainbow Spewing Unicorns..... i am there!

Pffft call that a violent sport, come tae Scotland and play some Shinty ;)

Oh you mean Hand-egg!! i thought you meant Football......

Day 3 and 4 will be up after i get some much needed sleep.

ps. Private hive you say, a few of us DayZ Forum mods are admins here at balotabuddies.com, Whitelisted and 99% Script Kiddie free! you should pop by and say hello!

Hey Gambles welcome back buddy! a few things have changed but nothing drastic! Hope you stick around some more :D

Couldn't agree more, need the face fuzz man!! and welcome back it has been a while, Thanks you also! Just doing my bit for the community :)

A feature for 2017 maybe?

Pegasus Company Diaries. Day 2 Even i know Fear.... The cold rain lashed heavy against my skin, i was alone and out numbered 3 to 1, they were armed with an AS50, M3A4 and a MK 48. all i had was my trusty DMR, Raising my sights i see my targets stop... i take aim... 20 minutes earlier. Things seemed quiet today, Starry had been easy loot, little extra DMR ammo and trusty old 1911 clips from the military tents and some supplies from the supermarket and i was done, today i was alone, i couldn't hang about. I decide my next port of call is Berezhino for medical supplies, Morphine was a must after using my last stick mending up King Luna after the firefight at Pobeda Dam, but some bandages and blood bags would be handy. The rain began to heavy as i passed North of Novvy, my visibility nearing zero as the cloud descended down, like a blanket of darkness from the heavens it covered everything in cold, eery darkness. As i neared the South West of Gorka i get a call from Craig.... He is at Castle Rog, just north of Elektro needing help, well a wheel really and it just so happened i had one, in exchange i asked for medical supplies and made my way South,South East. 10 minutes before I noticed things going wrong when i came across the dam... i hadn't gotten my bearings that wrong, had i? How on earth had i ended up just North of Elektro? i am at least one click south west of where i should be. Craig noticed this too and worryingly started asking of my whereabouts. it was to his dismay i reported being no were near him yet. Eastwards it was climbing the steep gradient, each tug of my rifle on my arms growing heavier and heavier, it had been a hard march to say the least and i was suffering now, but i had a job to do and kept going. Upon reaching the crest of the hill i see a UAZ just parked there, alone amongst the bleak framework of tree's, temptation caught hold of me.... i had to have a look. It started.. and with that i proceeded to direct a new course round the North of Elektro then come into the caste via the easier access route at the East side, i eased the UAZ down the hill, slaloming gently down between the tree's before hitting the tarmac with a loud and hurtful "thud", yanking the wheel to the left i put my foot down only to hear gunshots... from Elektro... and they sound like they are getting closer.... Bailing out of the UAZ i run up the embankment and hide as best i can looking into the town's west side, nothing, yet. Suddenly 3 figures appear from the mist in the valley to my west, one bandit, one hero and a Ghuillie all heavily armed to the teeth, it had to be Samzon and his crew, only they had the balls to be this far down south so heavily geared up, a chill ran up my spine, the rain dripping down from my beret streaming down my face like a waterfall, cold gusts of wind catching the back of my neck, i was heavily outgunned but i couldn't let them go. I raised my trusty DMR to my shoulder and go prone, i see the 3 of them slowing and coming to a stop, not an easy shot from where i was but i had the Ghuillie in my range, lifting the sight to my eye and steadying my breathing i grassped the ice cold trigger. The crosshairs moved over my target.. i pause, the wind calms, i squeeze. An almighty "Crack" echoed around the valley sending the wildlife scattering, the Ghuillie drops like a lead balloon, my shot crashing through his shoulder, swiftly i throw my rifle around and aim at my second target who gets up and moves, "Snap" missed, "Snap" i see the spray of blood as my target goes down behind the rock, Not a confirmed kill but certainly wounded. The third target had got away at this point, out of range over the western ridge so i turned my attentions back to my first target. "Shit" he's gone, no body, but he was wounded, he couldn't have got far, i begin to scan the surrounding area when i come across a small red bush with a bright green Ghuillie in it, I zoom in again trying to shake the nerves, then i notice he is looking right at me, i focus quick, gather my mind and snap the trigger once, his face erupted like a fountain as the bullet struck his chin. "Samzon was Killed" It was time for me to leave, the other target had somehow got away too but i didn't want to risk being lured into a trap pursuing them, Craig had gone and i still needed Medical supplies... Elektro it is then.

I aint shaving if face templating is going to featured... im keeping the rugged "Survivor" look! Currently my GF hates my beard but i like it, keeping my chin warm on these well below freezing nights!

Password is muffinz, they should let you in then ;)

As Steak Said..... Locked.

I agree with Velvet on this one. Some servers may enforce friendly but in MY OPINION, i feel it takes alot of the "Survival" element out of the mod... many hours i have spent clutching my chest after an epic long fire fight at night... Our servers offer acceptance of any style of play and our users get on with it fine... thing is in this world people will be bastards in the end, no matter what.

Indeed. Anyway we are straying off topic and being bad... lets stop!