Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

Not the first certainly not the last :D

I had no soul even before being a mod....

Your soul and first born son

We are all wishing for a Standalone Christmas but at the moment it aint looking likely. When the time comes the Development team will release the date publicly, in the mean time all the asking of SA just aggravates other players just waiting. So in the mean time till all the awesome news is released lets divert our attentions elsewhere.... and asking Santa for SA doesn't count! :P

hey buddy check my Sig, whitelist private UK server!

24 yr old ex Mil Scotsman, like Sean Connery. only sexier ;)

So many Derps.... i feel i should be here :D

The haters don't bother us here, and we don't bother them, it's pretty much a set unity and has been a while, people had to accept we were here for the exact same reasons as them, to play DayZ... It's not everyones taste and i wont force it on anyone but each to their own i keep saying :)

Even still when a sniper even drops a shot within a few yards of you the combat indicator still goes off, if he took a couple of shots then it certainly would have been going off. would sound weird to hit a target with say something like a DMR over 700m out of audible range through woodland to hit him, either an AS50 or M107 would have dropped him in one, a DMR at that range would wound on the first shot. Possible it was someone in a bush close with a silenced weapon, just out of range say about 70m from you taking a couple shots into you and the lag has maybe caused the combat system to glitch. Either way you are lucky to get out of that alive!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csO8_NCaYFI

We need to get a game together again soon Smorski, maybe tomorrow night?

Things have been a little quiet yes, im that involved in other projects that im barely finding the time to have a meetup.

Pegasus Company Diaries Day 3 Broken Wings. Despite their losses the bandits numbers were growing, they kept coming back stronger and stronger building new bases around the map acquiring all sorts of vehicles and kitting themselves up. It looks like a one sided battle but we have to hold strong, they still havn't found our main base but they are getting closer, a chopper has been seen coming in and out of a clearing 2 clicks south west of home base and it had been seen leaving recently. I was working along side Mitunzz and Morgan32 on this mission, unfortunately Fraggle was unable to join us but Steak and Potatoes and SirriXX were on route to the LZ from the north, our squad heading out from Gorka in a UAZ. The plan was to wait in ambush at their LZ and spring the trap when they were on the ground unaware or our presence, simple really and our last intel sad they had been airborne for at least 15 minutes so we had time to lay the trap. The path north lay quiet without any disturbance, SirriXX reported being only a Kilometer out from North Ridge of the valley they had camped in, we were about 3km out ourselves but moving at pace. The weather was clear, about mid day by the time we cut off road about a kilometer and a half from the LZ, SirriXX was withing 500m closing in on the North ridge, hoping our ambush would work, Steak however was having comms problems and ended up straying well north of the target area. Suddenly on our 6 a Russian M-17 flew over us and started descending into the clearing, hoping they hadn't seen us we rallied to the edge of the small forest encircling the LZ, jumping out of the UAZ Morgan32 and Mitunzz took the right flank at the opening of the clearing armed with high powered rifles, i chose to follow the forest along the south ridge armed with a M240, i was expecting close combat. The bandit crew had landed and gone straight to two UAZ's they had parked in the middle of the clearing next to a small bush, Mitunzz took aim, armed with the M107 anti-material rifle anything he struck would be instant KIA. As i crawl my way to the near edge of the clearing i hear the thunderous boom of the M107 tear through the small clearing, one of the bandits fall limp the other two scatter instantly out of my field of view, a few tense seconds passed as no one had eyes on the targets, two remained but well hidden, this is not how we intended things to go at all, SiiriXX was still another minute or so out and Steak was still struggling to get his bearings. Those two shots that echoed through the clearing, a numb silence followed as my comms fell dead, Those shots not from neither Mitunzz or Morgan32 but at them and both striking home efficiently. They stayed in the open after the first shot, a Rookies mistake, those bandits took the advantage and took the kills. SirriXX was just over the North ridge, i told her to hold up as i scanned for the two get aways, my M240 would be not much but a distraction from this range but if that is what t takes to win it will do. There they were running up the ridge towards SirriXX's position as she was heading to them. I never wanted to get SirriXX involved, she wasn't one for fighting but she insisted in helping us out, she wanted to rid Cherneraus as much as we did but i saw her as a medic, a caring person and one to never harm another, today though she was a soldier, willing to die in the bid to wipe out the bandits. She struck the first bandit cleanly, i tried in vain to distract the second by firing my M240 in bursts but the Bandit was fixed on SirriXX, avenging his friends death swiftly. Everything went quiet, For a moment the earth went cold, SirriXX was dead. Steak was running south now, pinned to our location by the gun fire, i see the bandit running back across to my north darting between the trees. I fire short sharp bursts at him in between the trees forcing him into the path of the oncoming Steak and Potatoes, their encounter was brief, Steak having the upper hand knowing his target was heading right for him, a couple of shots and it was all over, we had won but at a costly price. We lost 3 good people that day, Mitunzz was a young soldier, keen as you like and always willing to get on with the task at hand. Morgan32, more of a quiet guy but a crack shot, he made a rookie mistake that cost him his life, that wasn't how he normally was.... SirriXX went above and beyond the call of duty, volunteering to fight with us and making the ultimate sacrifice whilst dealing a blow to the enemy, im deciding wether to name the new medical facility after her, it only seems right. We hurt them but not as much as they hurt me, we have pushed them further south but at what cost, our forces are stretched thin and with the increase in bandits gaining supplies is becoming ever more deadly, things need to change.... but what can be done??

The guys at http://balotabuddies.com/ made me a lovely little bus to run about in!

Ahh Mayu i have not laughed this hard in ages! absolutely loved the ending!

Fratnezday 32nd of Jelember.... im gonna keep saying this till i turn blue!

Indeed, i look forward to seeing more of your work :)

Also in response to Steaks Video... i like my boots on the ground thank you!!

If i had beans left you would have them.....

Wait there is a Glaswiegen server... i gotta check this out, start on the coast with your mothers best Kitchen Knife and a smashed bottle of Buckfast! QUALITY!!

Certainly a good map for the newer players.... can we see this same idea being developed for the Stand Alone?

Lets not throw this off topic with insults, what is done is done... now back to business please.

In respect to Zabn, have you seen the running cost for the TS aswell as the forums and 4 servers... a little donation wouldn't go a miss and as for the TS i think Zabn should be allowed to ask people to pay for slots on the channel i mean we can't expect him to foot the bill of OUR entertainment. I also argue the point that we Admins think we are above anyone, no matter our rank we are all the same on the servers, no one is better than anyone else, we hold the fort while you enjoy yourself, if anything i have sacrificed a hell of alot of my own in game time to help run this site and it's UK server but i don't mind because everyone i speak to enjoys themselves.

Viva Britannia! I am so in on this video... i have some ideas too for a small script, probably PM it to you soon.