Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

Steam can't help him, if it's Key issues then that's a Battleye issue. But i agree with Dancing Russian Man on what i have read so far.

Steam will not help you on this one, you downloaded the software off your own back therefore it is your own fault.

Instead, and you will still have to pay what £30-40 for ARMA III then wait for a mod to be created, I'll take SA thanks ;)

It's for a good cause guys, dig deep! Even bandits get into the festive spirit!

Yup no news now and won't be till after Christmas, Go chill, grab a beer and enjoy the holidays ;)

We have all seen stuff man, weird weird stuff.....

So an almost kinda Mad Max theme?

2017 has armoured vehicles like that, sheets of steel where the windscreen used to be with a small hole for the driver to look through, pretty awesome!

I shall don't worry :)

i always check for the latest ones and update manually incase DayZ Commander or SiX Launcher havnt updated

Update your ARMA II patch by downloading the latest one from here http://www.arma2.com/beta-patch.php it's a self extractor so it is completely straight forward!

"Where are the God Damned TWINKIES!!" Love the idea, almost as much as the film, also can i have a banjo as a weapon?

If you want to play on private hive servers then yeah they are worth getting, I use DayZ Commander to get into game

Yeah should work fine.

Ahh my bad, Sorry, can you forgive me??

I look forward for more joint ops between Pegasus Company and the Feathermen against the bandit purge!!

Will admit i feel exactly the same as OP.

Well i know what my new years resolution will be, Make more time for DayZ

Thanks dude, that one took a good hour and 45 mins to write up, had a little stutter now and then trying to get a little more creative with my wording but i am glad you enjoyed it :D

Yeah ISCF needs people to shoot back at

Pegasus Company Diaries Day 4 Them.... Cherneraus is a bleak place at the best of times, but today it felt particularly shitty, some numpty back at camp had been at the chopper again and managed to break one of the side windows. He was on STAG for 12 hours last night... i swear i could have had him at it for the whole 24!! Most of the other squads were out up the North West and North East airfields searching for more weapons and ammo, smaller parties had head to Zelengorsk and Berezhino for food supplies and extra tents so i was left to look for glass myself. The plan was simple really, take UAZ head South West into Cherno get into the industrial area, locate glass using dusk as my cover. A light pack is all it needed, canteen of water and a tin of beanz, couple bandages, morphine stick bloodbag, M4A3 and 4 clips, i always have my trust 1911 by side just in case shit hits the fan, i never packed the NVG's thinking i would be in and out in next to no time.... oh how wrong could i be.... Prig is a nightmare in the dark at the best of times and driving without the lights on isn't all a great idea, i hadn't seen the bike strewn across the ground until the last moment and in a panic i swerved left clipping the bike and throwing the UAZ into a old electrical pole with a thunderous smash. My face smashed the wheel bursting my nose open but i had no time to think as the UAZ burst into flames, leaping from the burning vehicle i dashed toward the northern tree line, i kept pace only to turn and see the UAZ ignite into a ball of firing lighting up the darkened sky but that isn't what had my attention, in the dimly fire lit field the shadows of a dozen infected rushed towards my position, their screams and cry's almost blood curdling, i was in shit and needed to move. Fast. I hit the tree line as fast as i could, my breath becoming sharper everytime i inhaled. my legs starting to burn but i had to keep going, i moved about 50ft into the trees before i turned west and headed again toward Cherno. Looking over my shoulder i noticed i had made about 60 yards on the 3 infected still on my tail so i stopped on heel and turned 180 degrees crouching into firing position, raising the sights i was shakey from running so hard but i had to focus, grabbing my breath i aimed at the closest infected to me now about 40ft away, *SNAP* , the body drops limp and my attentions focus on the next, *SNAP*, the bullet hit the thing direct in the chest but it kept running *SNAP, SNAP SNAP* my finger getting heavier on the trigger, the second infected fell just like the first but in this time the third one was almost on top of me so i swung the rifle around and squeezed. The first shot hit but didn't slow down then it swung, catching me and tearing through my upper right arm, the blood warm ran down my arm, the pain intense like a thousand knifes plunging into it, I rolled to my right avoiding the second swing, raising my rifle again i fired several more shots at the infected hitting it in several places, it let out an almost human cry of "Fuck, that hurt" before hitting the ground. Creepy. Bandaging my arm hurt like hell but i had to stem the bleeding, last thing i needed right now was to be feeling faint, i was alone, injured and now if anyone or anything were to be lurking the dark streets of Cherno then they knew i was coming. My objective was still the same, we needed that glass and i had to get it no matter what. I hated Cherno and i hated it even more in the dark, creeping through the barn heading south towards the construction yard i see more infected just strolling about in the open, lost souls but a deadly threat, i knew i had to be quiet so i crouched my way along the fence line and across the road into the small tree line following it round till i hit the construction yard. I could see flares off in the distance near the church area, i wasn't alone and i knew since i had to walk back to base i would need more supplies from the supermarket, joy. The construction site was forgiving, a glass panel for the Huey in great condition and to my surprise it fitted in my coyote pack, it also had an extra STANAG mag hidden in the corner on the bottom floor but unfortunately no food or drink, into Cherno it was. To be honest there is no really good strategic way to get into Cherno, it's open flatland surroundings make it a haven for snipers, thankfully i had the night for cover and it made the east approach quick and without problem. As i moved through the back gardens of some apartments the air suddenly went cold as gunshots started to echo off the brick work, i stopped and crouched looking for the gunfire witch sounded close to the supermarket, 1 semi automatic on full auto, an AK of some sort and what sounded like a Makarov pistol, the shots died down to nothing.. then the AK snapped twice more before falling silent, i knew what to do, loading a fresh clip into my rifle i make haste toward the supermarket. I reached the south end of the street where the supermarket was when the AK lit up again short burst coming from inside, from what i could hear whoever it was they were firing to the west, out the front door. The AK continued to roar in the still night, damn that thing was loud, must be a '74 using 7.62mm rounds, much more powerful than the 5.56mm rounds my rifle fired so i had to be careful. As i approached the rear entrance i seen the street glow with red, they had thrown a flare out... they were actually luring the infected to them, were they nuts? The AK thunder still covering my entry into the building, in front of me lay the body of a man, recently dead, very recently, i checked him over for bites but nothing, he had however several holes in his chest and a Makarov in his hand, well this was shooter number two then. I took the beans and 2 cans of pepsi he had on him and put them in my bag, Mr AK was still having fun and had no idea i was there, i was taking the opportunity to stock up before i dealt with him and made my escape. I crept to the door way and have a peek to left, there he is firing away at the infected coming through the door, towel on his head, a legit kill. I raise my rifle again to my shoulder, this time calm and collective aiming down my sight at the bandits skull, waiting till he reloaded i fire 4 sharp bursts into him, 2 impacting his skull causing it to fountain dark staining blood and some brains for good measure, the other two landing in his upper right arm, the body slumped against the wall and to the floor, the infected slowly walking in to feast on the newly slain body, now was a good time to leave. Looking back as i walk through the woods North East of Cherno i see more flares go up, more gunfire, bit it wasn't for me, not my battle, not this time, i had what i needed and it was time to get back, a long walk but a safe one through the woodland cover, for me i survived to fight another day it's only a shame others couldn't say the same.

Sweet buddy, will be good to have you on board!!

Our community is over 2000 members and climbing daily.... i'd say people knew about it.

Ohh trust me... not all of us are friendly ;)

There is a thread of the exact same on the same page http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/113285-biggest-map/ Please use the search function next time. LOCKED