Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

Sir Ranulph Fiennes by any chance?

are you on my TeamSpeak.... No??? "SoulShaper2 was killed"

Smeg off goalpost head!

the fickle mind of a twisted Scotsman.... that's why you never thought of that ;)

Whitelisted servers with active and fair play admins is the way to go. Nothing worse than an admin griefing, or banning you for killing them, dammit i get killed all the time and just think it's a damn good laugh!

these certainly do brighten up this day, Thank the BeanZ for this thread!

I would say yes but.... i would shoot you on sight, just because i can.

Still, i think Muffin's would be a better product for me, you know like a rarity, sealed bag of 4 muffins that if not eaten after you open them they begin to deteriorate meaning the longer you leave them after opening the more ill you will become after consuming them. Derpy Hooves world famous Triple Chocolate Muffins "Mmmmm..... Muffins...."

My very own Beef Steak, made with the finest selection of Hooves.... Filling all the hungry survivors bellies!

I am not...............

Yeah ok so it's not perfect... what am i doing about it, working on the code to make it perfect....... so far we have fixed alot of the glitches and bugs and maybe might have something for release soon if it's possible.

5000 is a bit extreme, just loggin in is enough for a "paddlin'"!

Seen this earlier today and felt it must be added to the standalone, such a weapon will spread fear and terror all around Cherneraus!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpDT8677Z_U

Got to say alot of our player base are very unhappy with the patch, Zombies glitching right left and centre, players getting stuck in debug and then losing all their gear. The zombies attacking the vehicles and hurting players yeah i like that and it makes things a hell of alot tougher but the amount of problems we have received makes it a tough decision to keep this patch or roll back.... tl;dr, Far too many glitches and a wealth of unhappy players on our database....

Sorry bud but your a whole day behind!! http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/121783-dayz-devblog-4th-february-2013/#entry1160456

This is Derpy Approved.

So they may not be mass gunfights and bambi slaying, does that make them shitty? or the fact that it's several players getting together and having a good laugh what puts you off?

You must come play Rage, we are hosting a Grand Prix shortly, should be pretty hilarious!

Zombie Herding

Crabbin' it!

The Cherno Olympic Torch Run

Come join us Orlok... plenty of room in the chopper ;)

I agree with everything said including that you are indeed getting older and grumpy!

What if you had to acquire a rifle sling in able to change weapon while running, attaching it to your primary would then allow you to sling the rifle over your shoulder and take out your pistol.

Yup quality not quantity is what we are after!!