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Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

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  1. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Derpy's Diaries

    Just some random footage i have been taken of recent of some of the madness happening on UK46 Whitelisted Private Hive WARNING: SOME VIDEOS CONTAIN STRONG LANGUAGE! First up, I_Am_John, a new player to the server and DayZ experiencing his first ever chopper ride!! Banjo Sacrifices himself to save Sula, who says Chivalry is dead?
  2. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    They gave me keys to a US server, Whitelisted come in

    These guys know who the Bosses are!
  3. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Just saw Rocket again.

    rocks..........
  4. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Just saw Rocket again.

    Oh my god so much licking.... but not enough JK Rowling.....
  5. We at Balota Buddies are in need of a few talented individuals to volunteer and come work with us as we expand our already large community. We are Currently looking for some Graphic Designers, Texture artists and those with good knowledge of ARMA code to come and work on some new projects. Our Development program has been so busy of late that we are finding ourselves struggling to complete all the work hence we are looking for new people to come join us, If you are interested in one of our positions feel free to PM me or Zabn or simply sign up to http://balotabuddies.net/ I look forward to seeing as many of you as possible. Many Thanks. Derpy Hooves
  6. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Balota Buddies needs skilled team members

    Hehe no worries, hope you enjoy yourself on our servers. Still looking for those with talent to come join us, so far we have a pretty good team, just a couple more guys will be ideal!! Don't be shy, come and get creative!
  7. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Balota Buddies- Zabn's Happy Ending

    Lets keep this civilized please. I don't want to be locking perfectly good threads due to a griefer or too, Either keep it on track or keep out, simple as that.
  8. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Just saw Rocket again.

    Licking J.K. Rowling??
  9. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Just saw Rocket again.

    Tsssss.... feel the burn!!
  10. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    How much internet does DayZ use ?

    im only on BT unlimited at about 5-6mb at the best of times. 2 desktops playing games, my GF's laptop and she's always streaming her Manga, multiple phones connected and an xbox 360. Somehow i play with about 35 ping on our UK server and about 130 on our US.
  11. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Need a medic, will give you an m16 :)

    So you are not the Daryl Dixon from the USS clan i presume...............
  12. Will the vehicle physics be more realistic. at the moment it feels like i'm driving a shoebox at 80mph round every corner, Also are they going to be beefed up a little, never in my life have i ever seen a small bush write off a pickup truck.
  13. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    How much internet does DayZ use ?

    It eats so much bandwidth that my flatmate constantly moans at me that i lag his games out.... Standalone however is said to be less Internet hungry..
  14. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Player Camp Etiquette

    Basically what bigdog said, or if they have Air transport basically take all the goodies out their tents and replace them with tins and chemlights... Take a couple vehicles and put them on the coast and damage the rest , them Tears, so good.....
  15. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Antibiotics issue

    with Steak on this one, Medi Helo's will be stacked with supplies.
  16. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    You know you've played too much DayZ when...

    Ok so this is the 3rd "You know you play too much DayZ when" thread i have seen in the last couple of months so i will be locking this, Please in future use the search function before making new thread.
  17. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    HUGE compass and GPS in map screen

    or double click them also, this will shrink them again or enlarge them if needed,
  18. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Just in case you missed it...

    "oww fuck dat hurt..."
  19. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Just in case you missed it...

    we should be able to throw chairs and tables in front of them so they face plant
  20. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Can I get a Balota Buddy in here?

    alright that should be that resolved, your all clear for the whitelisting process!
  21. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    v175 beta: meat issues [solved] [old]

    Some things in the patch do my head in, just some glitches etc but im sure they will be rectified in 1.7.5.2. In the mean time we at BB have a fantastic idea. Keep all our servers on 1.7.4.4 till the new patch is released... what's that?? the sound of happy gamers... bliss! Equally if you don't like the new patch simply roll back to 1.7.4.4 and find one of the many servers running this version and wait till the new patch comes out!
  22. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    DayZ = No Mo Money

    Ill trade you a dog and my Ex wife for that AS50..... what do you mean she's only worth a CZ550... she's a bloody pedigree!
  23. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Can I get a Balota Buddy in here?

    Ignore Inception, he is just a mod :P Drop me a PM since i'm an admin ;)
  24. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    [3D model] Different Food Qualities (3/29 Update)

    Herpy Dooves..... i ike it, thank you :P
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