Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

... when you start crouch running home at 2am after work to avoid being spotted

SA80 A2 with SUSAT sight.... i would be the happiest survivor ever :)

Random deaths are normal, like being so happy at finding an M4A1 that you run down the fire station steps, break your legs and die.... being run over by a cow, and so far my Favorite random death is the hole that swallows me up and lands me on the default plains with broken legs and left to bleed out. Im sure its just the game telling you that you have been playing too long and it's now your turn to be bait on the beach!

same shit happened to me but re-logged and it was fine, then was thunderdomed and lost it all anyway..... sigh back to looting i go!

Well its on the same server, just finding it a minor pain hunting them back out... oh well looks like my feet will keep on hurting!

lol deal with it im afraid, worse is when your bandit clothing changes everything, (was on 9 murders) stats reset randomly, turned into a survivor and lost everything in my pack, oh well back to the airfields i go :)

Hey guys how we all doing? Im Derpy Hooves.. creator of the [EFS] Clan. Our group has been together for about a month now though we have all been playing DayZ for a good few months each.. We have a very well organized group consisting of three squads at the moment, with 10 dedicated members. We wish to recruit new and experienced players to our squad based system therefore everyone gets a fair go at the game, there are no ranks or bitching, just good old fun gaming, but with military tactics.. We play UK servers the majority of the time due to extremely good connections and high FPS servers. If you feel like your up for the challenge the [EFS] will offer feel free to add me on Skype "christhomas1988" or on Steam "thepadstar" Together we can push the bandits back to the beaches and let the survivors reign!!

To the guy that was brave enough to run up to me over looking Elektro waiting on my squad (in a guillie suit with an LA85) asking for help, i hope you got sorted dude... shame someone hid your body, though i did catch up with another sniper up the east coast and put a bullet in him for you.. You are welcome.. and if i bump into you again feel free to ask for supplies.. if i have them i will share, also thanks for blood bagging me.. nice to see someone that doesn't betray ;) [EFS] Derpy Hooves

land on someones head, you will only suffer shock!"

Sense... this makes none

Yes... yes it was, thanks for creeping me out again before i goto work ;)

I never stopped, just ran and ran and ran till he got bored chasing me... good waste of an hour or so to get back and repair the Ural... 3 minute job turns into almost 2 hours of searching for new underwear!

Had this happen the other night, just minding my own business at base camp repairing the URAL then i hear "It's raining it's pouring, the old man is snoring, went to bed and bumped his head and couldn't get up in the morning" turned round to see the axe wielding Jason.... never ran so far and fast in my DayZ life, think i covered about 4km till he finally left.... damn that shit was scary!

I'll just sit back and wait... flush my video memory when i get near any military buildings for now. Rocket has done an epic job so far.. remember.. Good things come to those who wait!

We have a set of tents for weapons A set for medical/food/water supplies Set for tools Set for clothing/bags Only way we found to keep organized and avoid losing anything....

if you logged out before your character had tome to save to the hive then im afraid... it's a goner!

Yup what he said... then enjoy your toasty little camp fire... until a sniper or group spots it :)

Very true, but have planned this out with roaming sentries and if a server of my choice is selected we shall have air support... really i just want all the Bronies to have some fun for a couple of hours at least and try keeping the haters at bay, large scal military tactics are being deployed for this one ;)

Got some good support going to be overwatching the whole thing... hopefully wont go badly...

Pickups are the only thing i can powerslide.... so epic!

Any Bronies wanting some gear later just PM me and i will get something arranged tonight... just so much gear to get rid of as we are getting our own server very very shortly

Same, ill get something sorted later this evening with a few of you if you want some gear for the meet... took weeks of gathering and looting and we realised most our shit will goto waste, so might aswell donate it to a good cause :)

lol that made me laugh a bit... i have plenty of love, just running low on tolerance!

Yeah he makes sense here.. people just don't have the imagination to plot raids etc. they would rather camp in Cherno/Elektro sniping anything they see. Best thing to do is chat to groups on the forums and meet up, use TS or something so you can help each other, or be like me and help fresh spawns get started by donating minor equipment and giving them a safe passage along the east. You can never predict the actions and thoughts of another witch has made the game into a bit of a death match... my advice, stay away from the coast.. and loot the places up North!

No dude i got the question, but after hearing stupid questions like that time after time i thought "Hell why not just say what i feel". People make stereotypes far too often, I was was in the army then im violent.. I work in a bar therefore im an alcoholic, You like Ponies therefore your gay.. No just no. I meant exactly what i said and im happy being part of this Brony community, full of good happy and uplifting people. Nothing like coming home after a 10 hour shift from Hell to get a smile from the program then chill to some of the great Brony music artists out there. Again you ask retarded questions expect answers like what i gave! :)