Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

read the title and couldn't stop laughing..... but yes fist fighting would be a nice way to get about when you fresh spawn, hopefully the Standalone will have something like a stat system for the hand to hand combat, ie agility, strength reach whatever, so like no 2 characters are the same

Chill dude, its happening globally and yeah all i can say is get on with it... Shit is gonna happen and gonna keep happening, i mean really we are just testing this "mod", find bugs then report them in the "bugs" section, then Rocket and the Dev team can work on fixing these problems, bitching and moaning on here about them is only gonna get you grief.. Cheer up... Kamenka isn't that bad a place :)

Tactical crayons at the ready!! this is WAR!!!

if a vehicle has been destroyed it normally takes 7 days to respawn, make sure you have all the right parts to fix the vehicle other than that it may be glitched and not worth the effort, (maybe why it was dumped there in the 1st place) Most of the vehicles on a server have been hidden by clans or small groups... scour the edges of the maps or up nr Gumba and you may strike it lucky. in the latest patch though vehicles don't tend to save for some reason and are a little bit of a waste of time.

A few people have been having this problem of late, no big deal really... just gotta love the coast really and get on with it :)

Noooo, don't worry i have some spare for you!

No worries... hmmm i have no fire of love but maybe someone may may make me something.... just a little thing for lonely Derpy

So many beans.... i can hear the groans of the homeless on the warpath faintly in the distance...... a dull humm of "Beans Beans Beans...." Celestia help us all!

i used to play 1st person, but it was just nasty on the lag, now only use 1st person in a firefight....

Hey Hugge, tried pm'ing you but seems you are far too popular and your inbox is full lol. was just about your Sig and who made it... looks epic!

2 sets of teamspeak chat with an overall leader in comms with both squad leaders... stops stupid amounts of chatter. I use this when im launching group assaults with my clan, set a whisper to Alpha or Bravo leader and just work that way, saves so much chatter and you can get more done with your unit

ive never "bean" so happy to see those little orange bundles of fiber!!

Count me in! i brought a 6-pack!

You Sir have my Beans!

IRL a .50cal round at over 1000M can MISS you by a good foot or two and the shock that it generates through the sound barrier is enough to still tear limbs etc off, i mean have you ever held a .50cal round?? absolutely massive!! So yeah its pretty accurate with the hit ratio, even being hit my a CZ550 at any range with its .303 round will be fatal.. Snipers are here to stay and im for one happy with that!

1st post on the forums and that was it, highly constructive :|

Put SAW as primary, (kill zombies) and have M107 in your pack, rotate them around when needed. *CAUTION* The M249 SAW is louder than going through the sound barrier, you will kill everything in sight with it but beware, more will come! M107 is a perfect rifle, only slightly bettered on range by the AS50.... but perfect for long kills.

but but but... my BeanZ?? :(

Just give it all time, Rome wasn't built in a day, and DayZ wont be perfect in one either....yes at the moment the lack of tents and vehicles are a major pain in the rear but it does make PvP a little more frequent and interesting..... I do have my moment of pure rage at this game, but then i remember i payed absolutely nothing for it, it's still an Alpha phase program and i don't think Rocket and the Dev team are on the same budget as say EA or Blizzard..... Hats off to Rocket and the Dev team at the moment, can't be easy trying to please everyone at the same time whilst dealing with both major and minor problems in the current build. I for one am happy to wait it out and keep playing.

Died enough times to have learned something... it's only a game and sometimes the coast is more of a laugh!

Hmmm if the name tag had [EFS] before it then it would have been myself!! glad to know that my name may save me one day.... and get me killed the rest :)

IT WAS MEEEEEEEEEEEE!

get someone to come along and either.... A: Be nice and give you an epipen and you can dance together hand in hand into the sunset or.... B: Be what i expect people to do and just put you out your misery...

Well yes actually i would, Im Scottish, and it's called a Kilt :)

Hey guys, just a quick question. Anyone else having a problem saving vehicles, logging off and then logging in to find them exactly where you found them not where you saved them.... becoming a minor pain in the backside.