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Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

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  1. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Does Dayz use up a lot of Internet?

    Yes it does use alot of Bandwidth but look how long a session of DayZ lasts to say Battlefield 3, i might end up playing about and hour before the game ends then i will find something else to do, then i've seen me having a session on DayZ where 14 hours just passes by.. Battlefield and DayZ pretty much have the same send/receive ratio as each other, i genuinely thinks it's all down to how long you play.
  2. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Just saw Rocket again.

    This thread is beyond epic, Rocket will have profile pictures for the rest of his life! Still his shining moment for me in front of the camera's has to be the "Modcap sex party" screenshot from the Devblog.... Legendary!
  3. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    DayZ Developer Blog 8th March

    Why did i not see this before...............
  4. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    DayZ Developer Blog 8th March

    aaaand he still has that little rock called Everest to climb... question is, SA before or after?? Bets anyone?
  5. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Why is the forum so dead?

    Yes most of us celebrating St Patricks day will be getting drunk.. though i have noticed the forums are alot quieter these days hence my invovlment is barely minimal at best these days. New games plus lack of interest are also in part to blame.
  6. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    DAYZ COLLECTABLES

    Yup your right, hence whatever Zombie mod comes out for ARMA 3 will not be named DayZ
  7. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    DayZ Developer Blog 8th March

    One of his minions did.
  8. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    DAYZ COLLECTABLES

    No you can have the brownies.... keep your god like hooves off my muffins!
  9. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    DAYZ COLLECTABLES

    Back off GOD, this i a battle you cannot win!
  10. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    I'm lonely and scared.

    Bar that one.......... who i already know of..... and is on my friends list.............
  11. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Gimp pistols

    A: I dunno why but im less hesitant with the M9, i seem to shoot a hell of alot more accurately over 50-100m than the G-17. B: Sounds awesome, C: the fire rate is just perfect for the gun to drop back to it's original position before i fire again, the G-17 fires too quick for my liking. Yeah spurts a higher rate of fire but at a cost of accuracy and punch. D: M9 just looks the business, G-17 looks like a toy gun.
  12. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Gimp pistols

    I prefer the M9 over the G17 any day... gimmie some 9mm lovin' y'all!
  13. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    I'm lonely and scared.

    There can be only one Derp here!
  14. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    What ever Happend to the original DayZ?

    Also the BB UK46 server is more Vanilla than any of the others, i like my "back to basics" approach!
  15. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    DayZ Developer Blog 8th March

    Nah, it's cos yer special buddy!
  16. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    DayZ Developer Blog 8th March

    Add the choice of being able to headbutt someone while wearing it "Option: Glasweigen Kiss"
  17. www.balotabuddies.net Custom Private Hives We have been hard at work over at Balota Buddies recently and are finally proud to announce that our custom 1.7.6.1 patch is now running on all our servers. Our patch features all the custom food items from 1.7.6.0 (Fraggelo's, Sula Hoops, etc etc) aswell as everything good from the latest hotfix, we have also added a few tweeks in ourselves to make it more stable. Currently we are developing new features to add into our servers including new vehicles (BAF_Lynx for example) and we are also working on adding in some K9 companions! There is nothing to download either, everything is server based and will be in the mission file when you first log in all you have to do is get over to our site and get yourself whitelisted to enjoy our new patch. Extra Vehicles, Barracks and weapons are already standard on our servers (UK is more Vanilla DayZ). UK/US and AUS Cherneraus and Taviana, regular and Hardcore servers. Come join in the fun @ www.balotabuddies.net
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    gore and dismemberment and sewing back on limbs

    Hey if morphine can fix my broken leg in seconds then why not simply sew limbs back on??
  19. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Setting up a Private Airstrip!

    Yup landing is a pain but with enough practice it becomes second nature....
  20. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    The 1.7.6.1 Revolution @ balotabuddies.net

    Welcome along Ubi.... i won't be gentle ;)
  21. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    The 1.7.6.1 Revolution @ balotabuddies.net

    Again our UK server is pretty much as Vanilla as you can get, US has all the extra features etc so you can get the best of both worlds.
  22. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    The 1.7.6.1 Revolution @ balotabuddies.net

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXKboDqiSbE
  23. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Laser Dot

    NVG laser lightshow anyone?? (Great fun btw)
  24. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    New Deaf player

    Welcome along :) I play with a hard of hearing players and they are generally pretty good at the game. Hope you enjoy your time here on the forums.
  25. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Vasiliy's Balota Buddies Propaganda

    There is a little bit of Red than runs through the veins of P-Coy For the Motherland of BB!
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