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  1. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Why is DayZMod still marked as "Alpha"?

    Razor: Shaving your face Toilet paper : to blotch up the cuts you make with the crappy razor you found on a barn floor.
  2. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Bows in SA

    So a hunting bow? much different from a Sport Bow. I would love to see the Longbow in game, maybe having to carve it with a knife from wood to make the frame and get some Fiber/String, Put both together and horray... LongBow.
  3. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    DayZ Alpha won't launch until launched !

    Need my Wings comrade?
  4. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    WHAT DA F...!?!? HACKER? CHEATER?

    Yup sounds like major desync to me, any scripter would have turned on you and killed you as soon as you opened fire... or got you before you even knew they were about.
  5. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Feign death

    Double tap... if you don't you will never survive the Zombie apocalypse.
  6. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Make A Private DayZ Server With Cheats.

    Hold on ill PM you some info
  7. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Make A Private DayZ Server With Cheats.

    Nah, DayZ is basically ARMA with Zombies... anything like Rifles, Vehicles, Equipment can all be found in the Armory for you to test out.
  8. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Make A Private DayZ Server With Cheats.

    Everything found in the Mod of use can be found in ARMA..... But as Legacy said you can customize your layout in your own Private server, just takes a little no how.
  9. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    60+ fps in Cherno. How?

    Take a look at this guide. I went from about 17-20fps in cherno to now about 35-40 http://www.dayzpvp.com/ultimate-dayz-graphics-settings-and-tweaks-guide/
  10. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Make A Private DayZ Server With Cheats.

    but you mention you only want to "test" these items out, hence the Armory... You don't need DayZ to "test" them.
  11. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Make A Private DayZ Server With Cheats.

    Best way to test weapon and gear - ARMA 2 Armory......................
  12. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Torture...

    why not just pull out their finger nails.... would seem appropriate if they stole my beans, Hmmm or maybe take idea's from Vlad the Impaler and start decorating the outer skirts of my tent village.... tasty.
  13. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Does Dayz use up a lot of Internet?

    Yes it does use alot of Bandwidth but look how long a session of DayZ lasts to say Battlefield 3, i might end up playing about and hour before the game ends then i will find something else to do, then i've seen me having a session on DayZ where 14 hours just passes by.. Battlefield and DayZ pretty much have the same send/receive ratio as each other, i genuinely thinks it's all down to how long you play.
  14. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Just saw Rocket again.

    This thread is beyond epic, Rocket will have profile pictures for the rest of his life! Still his shining moment for me in front of the camera's has to be the "Modcap sex party" screenshot from the Devblog.... Legendary!
  15. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    DayZ Developer Blog 8th March

    Why did i not see this before...............
  16. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    DayZ Developer Blog 8th March

    aaaand he still has that little rock called Everest to climb... question is, SA before or after?? Bets anyone?
  17. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Why is the forum so dead?

    Yes most of us celebrating St Patricks day will be getting drunk.. though i have noticed the forums are alot quieter these days hence my invovlment is barely minimal at best these days. New games plus lack of interest are also in part to blame.
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    DAYZ COLLECTABLES

    Yup your right, hence whatever Zombie mod comes out for ARMA 3 will not be named DayZ
  19. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    DayZ Developer Blog 8th March

    One of his minions did.
  20. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    DAYZ COLLECTABLES

    No you can have the brownies.... keep your god like hooves off my muffins!
  21. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    DAYZ COLLECTABLES

    Back off GOD, this i a battle you cannot win!
  22. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    I'm lonely and scared.

    Bar that one.......... who i already know of..... and is on my friends list.............
  23. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Gimp pistols

    A: I dunno why but im less hesitant with the M9, i seem to shoot a hell of alot more accurately over 50-100m than the G-17. B: Sounds awesome, C: the fire rate is just perfect for the gun to drop back to it's original position before i fire again, the G-17 fires too quick for my liking. Yeah spurts a higher rate of fire but at a cost of accuracy and punch. D: M9 just looks the business, G-17 looks like a toy gun.
  24. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    Gimp pistols

    I prefer the M9 over the G17 any day... gimmie some 9mm lovin' y'all!
  25. Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

    I'm lonely and scared.

    There can be only one Derp here!
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