Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

Outrageous..... i was the dog actually :P And the bandit who got hit with a can.... and the not so friendly in cherno ;)

So much fun to take part in this video! absolute classic work from zScope!!!

Limericks, Urban Legends Bring them back to life :D

Still banned at the moment.

The Kick is all down to the gun firing, it's battleye's way of protecting the server. I am not totally sure on how to get round it as i've never tried spawning a tank into our servers, if i want something like that i go and play ARMA.

I will find you!!! You do anyway!!

I was a forum mod here till the servers i work on took up too much time and i volunteered to step down.... though i have no idea what this has to do with the topic at hand.

Pretty much this, doesn't happen in ARMA 3 so i find it highly doubtful for SA though it would be a nice feature.

May i also add you claim that you run the same Anti Hack system on your servers as we do ours, May i point out this is a complete lie considering our Anti Hack system was built by us and ONLY run on our servers.

See when i need to test stuff like this out, i use our locked Test server with no one on it, and those that are agreed to join the tests. Would never use my admin tools to such extent in the public eye. Admins have a hard enough task it is to keep populations up without examples like this cropping up, no matter how much you try to hide it under "we were testing" it's plainly obvious to see that "spawning in a box" isn't a test, repairing two Choppers to gun down the players that donate to play isn't a test, it's plain abuse of power full stop. I am afraid to say but it's people like yourself who cover up those responsible that are causing the downfall of the mod and to be honest, giving them tools like this without even a consideration of the effect makes you in my eyes as bad as any script kiddie out there. Seriously you are doing no one any favours by covering up you're admins dirty deeds especially yourself.

Yeah it's weird, we had to change the scripts on our server to stop people dying when they changed clothes (Somehow applying a Guillie spawns you 10ft up) But yeah was it just you or did the rest of the server suffer the same fate? Public or Private Hive?

I'd rather a game that shoves me against the wall and continuously kicks my head in till i understand it. The mod when i first started did that for me, i got owned constantly but i learned and became what i am. Standalone will be the same, this isn't some fancy film set, Rocket wants the full "you're in the shit now fella" experience, a game that changes the way people think and play, Keyword there is "Think". That's the problem with todays game, they require about 2% thinking time at a push and the other 98% is madly bashing you're mouse and keyboard while screaming "OMG U GOT OWNED NOOB" at you're pixilated foe across the internet. SA will be massive because it's changing the way people play games, bringing back what i would call the "Broken Sword" age where in order to get through the game you need to think and i for one want Standalone to kick my skull in till i learn.

Well what we tend to do is have the players report in with visual evidence of the combat logging. If they post up a FRAPS video then boom jobs easy, But when looking through the logs it's pretty hard to get it right, really you need both sides of the party being honest and that's not going to happen. So best we can do is look at the logout location, the logout time and what his character stats were at the time of DC. normally we warn players, 3 day ban for the second offence and if they are stupid enough to pull it off a 3rd time it's perma ban time! Combat loggers ruin the nature and experience of a firefight and it's an exploit witch in my books is as close to cheating you can get.

I have assumed that his delays in PM means i solved the issue, both patch and running through Steam options were both causing errors (plus installing DayZ helped!) I hope he enjoys his time on the game!

Same guide i use and refer others too, absolutely brilliant and works wonders.

Keep you're money, Ill PM you with some team viewer details and i'll sort you out.

try these settings, improved my gameplay by about 10-15fps plus made it look better and i have a smaller system than you. running 30fps in cherno on highest settings. http://www.dayzpvp.com/ultimate-dayz-graphics-settings-and-tweaks-guide/

What was this solution to the original problem? I do hope it was a simple patch update you did being that would have been the problem, if however you have clicked a random link then you may have fallen victim to a Key Stealing scam and unfortunately there is nothing that can be done about that. You're best hope it to contact Battleye and explain you're situation as there is not one person on these forums that can help you with a Global Ban.

Happens on ARMA 2 now and then also, Best advice is to avoid the ATV completely, Thing is a death trap with Chunky Tires!

STANDALONE WILL BE HERE Just let it take the time it needs and chill, plenty more games to be playing till it's release!

It got 20% cooler.

Hot air balloons would be a nice sight but not a mode of transport i'd take in a hurry, too easily brought down. But a nice novelty none the less.

More than welcome to try out balotabuddies.net, AU/UK and US servers, Huge Teamspeak plus we are now multi gaming! as long as you havn't had any background with hacks or cheating then you will be fine for whitelisting :)

As one of the Admins at BB i have to say there is not point in applying, we pride ourselves on having hacker free servers and that includes any previous background. Hopefully this will bring and end to the conversation before it gets outta hand.

Balotabuddies.net I am the UK admin and the US admin is our very own Steak and Potatoes. I can promise you now that none of our admins abuse any power they have