Derpy_Hooves (DayZ)

use DayZ commander, i had to

Well i wasn't too sure at first till i realised my ping was at like 78... my French buddies was at 26...., checked the IP and then Six Launcher said it was in France (Paris) despite me selecting London......

Hacked in AS50 TWS

only thing stopping me at the moment is battleye being gimpy at times and my server provider being about as useful as a chocolate fire gaurd

i'll take a look at them, thanks!

best advice, group up before you log in, or accept the fact its you against the world :D

a Lee Enfield.... rarer than an AS50 these days!

I agree with the immature players but again take 1 military simulator, add a bunch of fifteen year olds and hey presto.... one really annoying game!! and as for hackers, well let it be known that was the last hack death i shall ever have!! on 1.7.2.5!!! FFFFFUUUUU

Im so freeking busy these days it aint funny, hopefully get something arranged for this weekend guys once i check my rota tomorrow!

Flawed logic, what is the point in PvP when the two players just slug it out with no worry of death.... Hacking needs to end for the game to be fully enjoyed.

Less people griefed about anything. Just got called a hacker for sniping some guy called "Andrew" in the NW airfield... *sigh* i moved there in pre-motion before the new patch knowing everyone would flock like flies to shit... I miss the banter and the laugh and when tactics actually meant something, like being more superior in flanking your enemy, decoys and what not, i just feel it's kinda losing it's military feel slightly, but thats not the developers fault, just the players! Further more "Andrew" im not sorry, i mean who crawls at the slowest pace IN FRONT of the hangars... you asked for it really ;) Sorry, the point is i like where things are going even with the latest patches, what is letting this mod down is the players, not the developers!

The [EFS] clan is needing 18yr old+ serious players as we shake up our team structure, we have our own server and teamspeak. We conduct raids on the NW airfield and all major cities using groups and real military strategy and tactics. Training can and will be given if requested by any new recruits. Please note we are a serious squad and we don't look for timewasters and how shall i put it... "trigger happy individuals" We are UK based so only English speaking players need apply, All sorts of positions are avaliable, Medics, scouts, infantry. If you are interested PM me and ill give you the details on how you can join us... Thank you for taking the time to read, Derpy Hooves [EFS] General.

We are holding training operations over the next week, if you think you are up to standing up against the enemy in extreme pressure then drop me a mail... Everything is under a live fire situation but any lost gear will be refunded at the end of exercise. (Note: EFS takes no responsibility if some muppet hides your body during an exercise though our training facility is quite out the way!)

Sorry kid, it's 18+ only, (my language at times aint exactly pretty) plus we play till like 4am at times, not ideal for someone like yourself who'm i bet is in education still.. though go onto my profile and add my Steam, would be happy to get a game on at somepoint!

Well we operate on both EU and US servers, was thinking at anytime maybe linking up for some Joint Ops. Merging both British and American combat tactics.

i only hide them if they have hacked gear, other than that it's nice to let a fresh spawn raid a camper at elektro's body, he then becomes a challenge later on ;)

try fixing the chopper on skaliciky island then, 14 hours on my own to get all the parts and repair it, always in fear someone would log in at any point next to is with the right parts to get airborne. it took an hour and a half with 7 of us repairing it.. unfortunately choppers dont magically appear 3k north of black lake! however most other vehicles and camps do ;)

i only stole your vehicle, never looted you're tent. if you want it it's in the woodland SW of Berezhino in one of the clearings behind a couple small pines

Would you guys want to join up. im head of the EFS clan from the UK, im ex military and have a few ex and serving members in our clan, would be good to meet up with fellow military personnel

always check the factories at solinichy and Polana, always seem to find them there

yes of course, im gonna shoot him with 5.56mm petals, and throw Frag bulbs at him in order to make his life feel better, No of course not im going to shoot him till he bleeds out, like any other person, i love you all, and my bullets tolerate you :D

yes, yes you have, and do you know how many other Derpy Hooves you can search on DayZ commander? Reason im taking my time over this one is so we can prevent any mishaps like the last meet. I'd rather wait till next weekend so everything is in place!

yeah will admit that was me and a friend... i look forward to you're challenge, come find me, know who i am but in the end, it is I who kills you!

Best Death: Going down like a hero letting my clan get out of a sticky situation during a fire fight, we were pinned down north of Starry by 6 bandits... i took up position just behind a Deer stand and fought all 6 while they got each other out of there and back to base... i took down 4 before i finally succumbed to my wounds... best fight and death ever. My clan came back and recovered everything from my body for me coming back, good lads that they are. Worst: Just minding my own business powersliding the pickup as i do having a ball then a hack spawns a hangar in front of me... Boom!! "You are Dead".... God dammit!

i have had server messages like before, nothing to be scared of honestly, and i've also stumbled across a thunderdome arena, snuck in, found the ammo boxes, took the charges and lit the sky up.... don't think the hackers would have been too happy but i wasn't sticking about to find out!