Today I was held up at gunpoint by 2 idiot bandits, telling me to drop all my gear, or they'd kill me. I zig-zagged towards them, and hacked away at them, killing one, then the other. I later found out they only had a magazine a piece, and were trying to scare me into giving them my items, but alas and alack, for Indeed they got hacked (to pieces). ALL HAIL THE HATCHET. SLAYER OF BANDIT AND SURVIVOR ALIKE.