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I was also whining like you guys. But then I started finding cars, atv's, bikes, and ural's full of weapons. Well let's just say I don't care no more what you all think, cuz i have a shitload of weapons and vehicles!

You will not be banned for stealing hackers shit. You will be praised by the community instead. I also want to know if the chopters back? LIKE RLLY RLLY BACk cuz i want to go looking for them !

Some military probobly survived? They survived and as they were leaving the country trying to get back home where they were needed (Infection spreading) They falled down with the best guns they had. OBV the guys with best guys survived until their pilot turned loco or they got hit by the mike tyson zombie

Why does every clan basically shit cars out of their ass? I saw a car - shot it up, there were 4 guys inside. I show with my as50. The car blew up somehow. About 10 minutes later 2 more cars arrived with 3-4 people in both. All from the same clan! They were chasing me around with a UAZ and a fucking SUV. Why can't i shit cars out of my ass? Everyone in a clan just shits cars when they are bored and clans have like 10 cars.

Whenever i need to get my friends. I just run to them or ask them to pick me up with their cars. Before we had cars. We just ran or we used to like meet up near camp or near the airfield. It won't take long to get to airfield. Just put something on ur W key and read a book, READING BOOKS will increas your intelligence.

Alot people seems to have this problems aajsndfjansdogajödgagh not me

Fuck this! The trolling update 1.7.2.4

I THINK ITS THE DAMN ELIANS!

Meaby the moon was shining in the sky.

AWESOME STORY!! I'm glad to hear only 1 of them logged off. I was raiding stary also with mate it was a server where there was pitch black night there were 9 players on the server and as soon as we got to stary we heard shooting, 1 of my mates died and we killed like 3 people total. Later we went to the airfield and found an chopper there. In about 1 hour of being at the airfield.(we moved slow and waited for 1 buddy and it was hard to decide which guns to take, there was like 2 machine guns and shit) IN 1 HOUR at the airfield we got 3 kills. and in 10 minutes at stary we got 3 kills. So i reckon stary is the hottset spot in cherno to get best equipment from dead players. We didn't make any traps! Just raw pwnage, and only 1 guy with like no backpack or primary weapon logged out after crwaling for about 50 meters while 2 snipers(us) were aiming at him laughing. he logged off right after being shot and knocked out.

I was at the NW airfield once and i got shot and zombies swarmed me. I had 2k blood and i started bleeding. I screamd on mic "OMG OMG I AM GONNA DIE!! HELP THERE ARE NO BANDAGES !! SHIIIT LOOK ON THE ZOMBIES OMG I GONNA DIE!!!" I screamed like thtat until i found a bandage on a dead zombie. I bandaged myself and then I had 700 blood. My mate was laughing all the time. Cuz zombie hit me i bleed then i bandage myself and go to kill the last zombie and he makes me bleed again. Then as i passed out every 5 f'n seconds we went out of the airfield to find some cow's ass. We didn't find one at the beginning BUUT OHH OUR JOY when we found a cow, a lama, AND a goat!! Soon we both had a belly full of ass and blood full. THAT WAS ONE EPIC SURVIVING!

Yea, hackers is like the only REAL problem in dayz. Everything else I can deal with.

I played on a russian server once with my friend, we were in cherno north hospital. We got into the houses to look for loot and some players came right up. We shot them. Then in about 5 min they came back. we shot them again. Then as we were leaving, we saw the same guy killed him. And then we got disconnected from the server! I quickly rejoined and I was a COW. I was like WTF happend i am a cow. Then the guy that we had killed several times said "It's because you hack!" And then we noticed a motd saying he is the admin. At first I was mad cuz an admin raged and turned us into cows, but then i felt really good because the struggle was over and I am so awesome with my lee einfield that people think I am hacking! Back when i played css I LOVED the moments when someone called me a hacker or wallhack. Just being so much better of someone that they think I am hacking : FEELS LIKE I AM THE BOSS. you know? TL;DR : Raging people rage ! Hackers are mostly raging 12 year olds! FEELS GOOD not to hack and be called hack!

THAT IS HITLERIOUS! Did u get banned for being a dog?

Damn i just logged in to steam to talk to people and now there's an update :( I ususaly don't use steam at all since I have had SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO many problems with it. origin seems to have no connectivity problems and such!

TRUUE! I started out as a newb collecting tin cans, now I find a coupmle of guns each life. Soon I will find cars and I am also planning to find nvg and m107, but not everything seems to go by the plan in this game. it's quite fun actually! Everytime there's everything ok and awesome, its fallowed by everything wrecking and falling apart. ALWAYS!!!

BEANS

That's cuz ur too young to understand it! I understand it quite fell frankly. And I'm still eating my choco chip bicky wicky .

On a nother note. "Trust is a two way street" And if you are unable to trust me, well I kind of can't trust you.

MISSING!!1 Ex-members of so called [101st] bandit group. Led by Lewis We had so much fun with the whole group that it's sad to see it break up like this. Today 23/7/2012 about 10 PM UTC +2 Went missing fellow teammates. Rock,Tiger,Taco,Mystic Ninja,and Cake and more (POST HERE IF YOU WERE AT 101st) Our group leader Lewis decided to ban everyone from teamspeak. I didn't have any of the teammates contact information, so if anyone knows ANYTHING about the people named about liek their phone number or credit card information or steam please contact me in pm or post here. Tesus found me himself, his steam is Master Tesus Stark and his dayzmod forums account is mastertesus. We had so much fun with the whole group that it's sad to see it break up like this. Also if anyone sees lewisUK plz shoot im him in the leg... REWARD : BEANS Also if anyone sees lewisUK plz shoot im him in the leg...

I think war Z has alot of potential. I will def. buy it when it gets released! also back to topic... I AM SO MAD AT YOU CUZ MY BEANS ARE IN THE CAMP AND I CANNOT GET THEM CUZ U WILL PROBOBLY SHOOTM E RAGE RAGE HERE I MADE A VIDEO TO SHOW YOU GUYS HOW MAD I AM RGHT NOW : (IF YOU ARE AFIRAD TO SEE TIN CAN BEING THROWN AGAINST A WALL DONT FUKKIN WATCH IT!)

WOW IF ANYONE COULD CONTACT MYSTICNINJA tell them plz this: "i just wnet in barracks seems you killed the guy with FAL he was dead i got the fal now and ur body is still there"

LEWIS YOU ASKED FOR IT

Uhh lewis. I think i put my beans in the campsite on uk124. So that makes me mad and meaby even mental. I will not be responsible for my actions on that server. I might meaby even throw a tin can at the wall if i get a bit more angrier. I AM WARNING YOU LEWIS! GIVE ME BACK MY BEANS!!

We liked the people over there, wouldn't be right to just leave them hangin' Cuz it was fun with them,...