Uno... the true asshats are those who over the last oh, 20 years or so, have been hard at work pushing the lie that is PC. You are their victim. In real life, Barney would devour you. My Little Pony would kick you in the face. The Carebears would be at war with the Bloods (and probably win on intelligence alone). Lets face it Uno, in a post apocalyptic world Paul Watson would have whale blubber every night for a snack.