Ninjapirate

THAT Mountain claims another victim! I just realized why all the bad stuff happened to me and brother about a month ago and for the first time ever we found a bus near Stary. We were filled with joy and were planning what awesome stuff we could do now. We drove around and honking at everything. We even found one heli crash site (yay!) but it was allready looted (aaww...). Anyways we were thinking what should we do now. We had pretty good equipment, I had an AK and bag full of food and water, and my brother had M4 and bag full of medical equipment. We even had a tent so we thought of putting up a camp somewhere. Once again we were cruising around and we were looking at our maps trying figure out where were we and we noticed... We had arrived at bottom of THAT Mountain!!!! We figured out that "Ohmygosh! It's THAT mountain!! What should we do?" We then decided to risk everything we had and drove up to THAT mountain and see for ourselves if we could see any weird activity there. Our hearts were racing the whole time we drove slowly up hill. Finally we made it to the top and waited for the infamous zombiehorde coming from the gates. It was a bit disappointing, only six or seven zombies spawned and we moved them down. We went inside the tower and nothing happened so we took our awesome bus drove away. We thought that it was a very anticlimaxing experience but we didn't know that we had allready angered THAT Mountain... We looted few towns and my bro got a CZ550 so I took his M¤ (he had loads of mags for that one). After that we decided that we should called it for a day and headed for our soon-to-be campsite and when we were close to our designated location spooky stuff started to happen. My brother got disconnected suddenly for no apperent reason while he was sitting in the back of a bus. He then came back to server and he had lost all of his equipment that he had looted, including the CZ550, but he had his old equipment back on (the M4 that I had). I still had the M4 myself. We shrugged it off as temporary hick-up in the game. We drove to our designated location, put up the tent, stashed soe stuff in there and disconnected. Few days later we were back online and now shit started to hit fan big time. I had lost my M4 aswell and got my AK back. Tent was still up there with all of our stuff in it. we decided that we should go to some other server and make it our "homeserver". We took all of the stuff out the tent and went to other server. But when we got there ALL of the stuff that was inside the tent had vanished. We went back and tried agan with the rest of the stuff and they disappeared again. We thought that wtf is this humbug! Then we shrugged it of as another bug or something and went to look for a close deerstand. Then my brother suddenly died. No shots were heard or bones cracking...NOTHING! We were on Skype and I asked do you hear flies somewhere close and he strated to yell at me that he just died for no reason! I was like "Whaaaaaaa...?" and looted his corpse for beans. Also took some vital stuff that he might need when he respawned. We thought that we should probably change server because of this and I agreed and when I pressed ESC I died too with the small text in screen saying something like "no escaping". Rage was imminent. We respawned and started look for our bodies. After an hour of two of effortless looking for any kind of loot we decided to quit. And when we pressed ESC we both died with the small text saying to us "no escape". We were dumbfound of this and putted the server on our personal blacklist. But I just realized, like five minutes ago, that it wasn't the server's fault that did us all of this. Oh we should have listened to all of the warnings that people had told. It was us. Us and our cockiness for challenging THAT Mountain. Never EVER challenge THAT Mountain! Because if you do, you'll be sorry that you did and you WILL lose all of your beans...

I tried this once. He just shot me in the face. :(

Bumping for more epicness.

Plenty of peeps have told here that Mountain Dew is cursed. Tales aren't fake. That thing is cursed! I had survived for a bit over a month with my character. I had pretty decent stuff, loads of medical supplies, beans, drink, M41 with loads of clips... I had been playing with brother for few weeks, traveling in th wilderness of the north, exploring places. Then at one point we got seperated, because he got thrown to the coast for some reason. I was all alone in the north, didn't want to venture out too far without backup. So I decided to head to Berenzino. I remembered that there were these three apartment buildings in a circle and I thought, hell why not! With a good chance I might find some new clothes! Off I go towards a new adventure, raiding Balota in process ja hunting some poor little piggies. After running few hours I finally see my destination. I scout it for a while with my binoculars to make sure there's no players on sight. I run to the apartment complex and start my search. Nothing special anywhere... M1911 mags, beans steel bolts, but no clothing. I was very disappointed after searching two buildings. I enter the third one, the tallest of three. I got upstairs and except to find nothing useful for me, but in the final room I see it, calling for me... Mountain Dew! I slowly walk towards it getting pretty excited. Then I remembered this thread and the warnings of the curse of Mountain Dew. I hesitated a little bit before taking it. But it was calling me... "Don't you want have a nice cold drink of Mountain Dew nd be the master of the universe?" So I throw an extra mag of Stanag rounds from my bag start happily making my towards Dolina. "Oh boy I can't wait tell my brother of my findings! He'll be amazed!" I think to myself. So on I go towards Dolina when I see the factory, that's located north of Dolina, in the distance. I go under a tree to check my map and when I start to read it a wld military zombie comes out of nowhere! I beats my up a little bit but I can shoot it down before it kills me. I was pretty short on blood before and now I had only 4500+ units of blood. I check my surroundings if there was a deer stand near by. Nope.jpg. Nothing that could've spawned the zombie. I just laugh about it that it probably followed me from Berenzino or something. I make my way to factory and few zombies aggros me. Not a big deal, G17 can handle this one. Pew pew, down they go and I search the place. around a corner another zombie shambels towards me. I try to aim my G17, but it doesn't work. The hell? Zombie's getting closer. I try to shoot it from the hip. Nothing happens! I freak out a bit, but then my character starts to move. Left hand comes infront and the right one goes backwards and then the grenade flies towards the zombie. Apperently at some point I had clicked F-button and had equipped the grenade. I start cursing like a sailor and try to run, but my character decides that now is the appropiate to start and aim with G17. The grenade explodes killing the zombie, but knocking me out in the process. I'm bleeding on the ground watching as my blood supply slowly runs out. "You are dead"... Moral of the story? Stay the hell away from Mountain Dew! Also this thread is awesome.