Bambo (DayZ)

Nah I think he's actually saying that the source of all of the distrust and hatred on this game is caused by the high number of people that do nothing but kill for sport.

Looks like there's a lot of brownosing bullshit in the comments lol. I agree with the OP here. I really like the fact that this game tries (notice I said TRIES) to focus on reality, however, it is entirely unrealistic to have such a high percentage of the DayZ world population doing nothing but going around trying to fry other players. I don't think there would be many people in this scenario that would make the sole purpose of their existence committed to murdering people for sport. Just saying.

When you avoid doors at all costs, for you fear that they might break your legs.

They should probably fix the melee attack shit too. I swear to God, I've had these bastards hit me through walls, and some of them shake like Michael J. Fox (I know! I know! I'll see you in hell!) when they pause to attack.

Aight assholes, I've read about a dozen pages of this, and I must say, I love it. However, I want to try to verify this shit. I want to assemble a team. I believe some bloke from Germany wanted to do the same (you're more than welcome to join me lad). PM me on Steam (scoopolard) or on here if you to join me. I'll prolly start Ghostbusting or whatever the hell y'all want to call it here soon. Please have plenty of food and/or hunting gear and at least a firearm of some sort before asking me. I look forward to this.

Dude...seriously...fuck you lol

God bless you medic types, but please tell me you at least have an armed escort with you. There are so many fucking assholes in this game that probably page doctors cuz they feel they need a little target practice.

I like the game, but a LOT of work needs to be done before it can sold as a standalone. Thus, that being said: Studio made. Purchase only. Fuck subscriptions. OH! And if it is made to where players have to "buy their shit", I will personally hunt down the nearest puppy, and shoot it in the mouth.

Yeah I noticed this the other day. The game follows a very consistent view of reality. For instance: I shot this fucker three times in the chest with my m16 the other day (something that should be nothing short of death sentence...especially in the DayZ World scenario). He did not go down. He shot me once in the face with his .45 (that should probably kill me instantly)...it killed me instantly...So like I said...it's fairly inconsistent. I wish they would fix that. I would agree with you here, but the zombies in this game move like a retarded, teleporting, 1 year-old cheetah cub with Downs...so fuck that. (until they fix it)

That was fucking hilarious.

I think that was me FYI....I died shortly afterwards from blood loss. Thanks man lol

Well, I must say. I don't usually go around killing folk. However, after getting shot, sniped, hacked, and blown to bloody pieces literally a dozen times as a result of my trusting personality, I started to adopt a "shoot on sight" ideology. Anyway, my tale begins in Elektra. I'm chilling in one of the many houses in that godforsaken shithole, and I think I hear someone running outside. I check, and I see this bastard dead sprinting away from me on down the road. I exit the house and begin following him very carefully. I follow him into the hospital, and I observe him. He is armed with what appears to be an M1014 shotgun. Lord knows I'm not trusting this asshole. I charge at him when he squats over a medical box. He hears me, immediately stands up, and attempts to arm himself. Too late. I beat his face in with one swing of my weapon...an ax. Surprisingly, that killed him instantly. I grab his M1014 and load it up with some slugs he had on him and look up. Two survivors, one with an M16, the other with a handgun of some sort, about 10 feet outside the hospital, are looking directly at me. I guess they thought that I would be somewhat friendly. They thought wrong. Me, in my hyped-up, adrenaline pumped, "I'm a fucking badass" mode, immediately raised my new-found shotgun, and pumped the closest one of those assholes full of slugs. I think I hit him twice. Regardless, he died immediately. His buddy instinctively started shooting at me with his handgun. I blew his ass away. Quite satisfying. I checked the remains. None of them had very much. The M16 one of them had virtually no ammunition. I left it there. I look up, and I think I see two other survivors running down the road away from me. I pursue...with virtually no regards for my personal safety. After all, at this point I think I'm too much of a badass to give a fuck. I follow them to a church. They go inside and shut the door behind them. I load up my shotty with some pellets and SWAT team that bitch. I bust through the front door like a home invasion, line up my sights on the closest one I see, and empty three rounds into him. Poor bastard went down like a rock in water. The other survivor faces me and immediately begins firing at me from behind one of the pews. I hit him twice, but he refuses to die. He shoots me several times with some sort of handgun. His buddy suddenly decides to get back up...turns out he wasn't dead. He also begins shooting at me with his handgun. I immediately go prone, and open fire on him. I completely roast his crippled ass. The other survivor must have ran out of ammo or something, because he then tried to bum rush me. I had one round left. Unfortunately for his dumbass, I emptied it, at point blank of course, into his face. He died instantly. And that pretty much concludes my life so far as a raging, heartless asshole. I must say I've never felt quite so satisfied lol. I figured yall might want to hear this story for entertainment purposes...maybe not, but hey, whatever...I hope yall enjoyed it, regardless.

So at first my survivor was a total hardass. I had been shot, beaten, hit, hacked, stabbed, slugged, torched, and chewed on more than fucking Roy Benavidez...seriously. My survivor has seen some fucked up shit. But anywho, as of recently, my survivor has become a total pussy. Not necessarily in terms of durability, but that he now gets hungry faster than he does thirsty...And the rate he gets thirsty now is quite ridiculous. I don't want to respawn, because I essentially have everything I have ever wanted (AR, tons of ammo, tent, med supplies, knife, hatchet, etc, etc). I'm living in the woods right now hunting n shit...but damn it's annoying that my survivor has become such a hungry son of a bitch...any ideas on how to fix this problem? Stats: 11200 blood 39 C 200 zombie kills 4 player kills Something like that... help?

I'm a mercenary for hire...and by hire I mean I can be paid in activities that don't cause mind numbing boredom...if anyone wants me to join their clan/side then PM (scoopolard) on Steam. I'm bored as shit.

God: So, it looks all clear, lad. Looks like you're going to heaven. Welcome. Step inside the pearly gates. You: Oh. Why thank you. *begin walking towards gates* God: Oh wait second....I'm reviewing your record again here and...um...do you remember a game called DayZ you used to play in your youth? You: I think so...why? God: Well...it appears as though you were a total cocksucking asshole fuckface in that game... You: Ummm...well what does that mean? God: Well according to Commandment #11, "Though shalt not be a total cocksucking asshole fuckface.", it seems that the only rational solution here would be to send you to rot in the seventh circle of hell...the circle specifically reserved for total cocksucking asshole fuckfaces. Sorry bro. Rules are rules. And you broke a big one. You: But...But...Surely you can't be serious! God: Ah, but I am...and don't call me Shirley!

Ummm...can I help kill these people? Cuz I'm bored as ever-living shit right now. I'm pretty much an old hermit/mercenary for hire living in the woods with an assault rifle, a shit ton of ammunition and a revolver...and a whole bunch of camping stuff...I live in a fucking tent by a water hole lol...So boring...turns out hunting things in the mountains aint all it's cracked up to be. PM on Steam if you want help. Username is well...scoopolard...

Me and this other guy who had essentially just spawned were chillin' together, lookin for shit. I found an AKM in one of the firehouses around elektra. He says "Aw, nice find bro!" I immediately turn, look at him, and spray about half a clip in his direction...Idk why I did it...but anyway his dying words were: "Wtf bro...I thought we were cool..." That actually made me feel pretty bad lol.

I was searching a body and i needed to switch from my M24 to my AKM in order to clear a building. I did by dropping my AKM out of my ALICE pack and trying to pick it back up after dropping my M24. When I did that, my AKM disappeared...and then I tried to find my M24...that too, had disappeared. What the hell happened?

So is there any way to "whisper"? Cuz I'm sick and tired of telling my group shit to do, and then some other asshole near us hears me talking, and then uses my orders against us. I.e. ME: Guys, be careful going around this corner. I think I might have heard someone. ASSHOLE: (Hears what I said. Goes around building very quickly. Shoots us from behind.) This is just a basic example, but you get the point...so is there any way to talk in a less audible manner in-game?

Ummm...What? Also: Some of the stupidest people I've met are the ones who claim to have a higher intelligence quotient than others in the general populace. Plus, you didn't even need to mention your IQ in this post. It is completely irrelevant and nobody cares. You're just further disassociating yourself from the Day Z Forum Community....something you already did enough of with this weird ass post.

All yes except the last one. Instead, how about suggesting spawning with a compass? Also, can we make to where we can use the things we put in our bags directly. rather than dropping them and taking them out one at a time?

If chance of getting infected shot up to about 50% every time you got hit by a zombie, then I would think that night of the living dead would be more appropriate. However, if the chance of getting infected remains at whatever low percentage it is at currently, then the 28 days later zombies are fine.

Many a player have probably posted about this, but I feel as though I must be heard. I have a lot of problems with this game...some are so frustrating I want to quit (I ain't no quitter though). I want suggestions on how to deal with these problems here. I can barely last more than fifteen minutes on this damn game because of these issues here: 1. The bleeding is absolutely ridiculous. Mild blunt force trauma does not result in massive external/arterial hemorrhaging. That's just stupid. 2. Not spawning with any sort of weaponry takes ALL the fun out of the game for me. I'm not asking for a M16, but a knife or hatchet would be nice. 3. The zombie speed is just plain retarded. I can't outrun them. I can't do anything, because I no longer even spawn with a weapon. I just have to keep running...and running...and running. Like, what the hell? How is that any fun at all? THEY NEVER STOP FOLLOWING ME DAMMIT. Couldn't they make it to where they have a maximum range or something like that...or make it to where I can actually outrun them. Christ, spawning now is so damn hard. 4. The zombies' line of sight is ridiculous. They will see me before I see them. Ridiculous. I can't defend against that at all. 5. Attempting to enter buildings of any sort is just plain retarded. It's very cumbersome. Because of these issues: THIS HAPPENS EVERY TIME: I spawn. I locate the nearest town or building. I try to loot it. I will sneak (I will f'ing CRAWL for Christ's sake) around trying to get inside a building to loot. I am INEVITABLY spotted. INEVITABLY. As in, THERE IS NO BLOODY WAY I AM NOT SEEN. I am chased. I proceed to run excessively for the next ten minutes, as I do not have a weapon of any sort. I will run into the water, hoping to lose them. I may or may not lose them (10% chance I lose them). I am chased some more. I run in buildings looking for something to fight with. I almost ALWAYS find nothing. I continue to run. I continue to get chased. I proceed to run to the next town...the zombies are STILL f'ing chasing me too. Then, one of the following happens: 1. I am dehydrated or starving. I am forced to repeat the events of the previous paragraph in order to find food or water. 2. I got hit at some point during all of that and I proceed to bleed profusely. Unfortunately, I cannot stop long enough to bandage myself as the zombies are still chasing me. I die. The end. Any suggestions for me? This happens to me EVERY TIME I spawn. And it f'ing sucks. I am convinced this game would be fun if I could just get some equipment. Any help?

I like the suggestions, but I figure I might as well chip in my two cents: It appears as though my character is literally made of tissue paper, is a hemophiliac, and can do absolutely nothing with his hands. I like the bleeding suggestions and all...I've been in numerous fights and not once have I ever been in danger of bleeding out as a result...Christ it's so f'ing annoying when one m'fing zombie somehow manages to find my femoral artery...seriously change that. I've almost quit the game solely for that reason. Also, falling 5 feet does not sprain/break bones unless you're a retard. I mean, Christ, I, personally have fallen over 12 feet before and nothing bad happened to me. NOTHING AT ALL. I proceeded to walk away from the fall without the slightest injury. Also, for some reason, last time I 'fell' in game (5 foot drop), I started to bleed profusely...Somehow me hitting the ground at about 10mph caused massive external hemorrhaging. F'ing BS. Very frustrating too. Please fix this.