Littleassassin2

I used to work in customer service at a grocery store and whenever i made announcements over the pa system customers told me i should go on the radio lol. My voice isn't as high pitched and little kid like in real life, idk why its like this over mics and shit.

Will do. I'll probably put them on the GoC clan page or just keep making individual posts about them. Who knows, but with school starting on the 6th play time will be diminishing slightly.

If they shoot me i shoot back while screaming profanity at them about how much i hate them along with various things. I rage like a mother.

I'm pretty sure you can't but it would make for a damned good time if you could lmfao. I'd fuck with so many people in my clan. You'd end up breaking their legs though

It was a hacker lol, dogs aren't supposed to be introduced, along with a fix for vehicles/tents disappearing, until at least the 6th

I have an amazing gaming laptop but my fps is always shit. If you're lagging its most like the server as i almost never have lag but sometimes there's that 1 server where i could run in a circle and see myself running where i was 15 seconds ago :P

The first 2 crashed heli's i found just had fn fal's with no mags with some other bs stuff, the 3rd one i found had an m107 with no mags. I kept the m107 xP

This, i agree 100%. Having feelings in this game increases the experience of it 100 fold. Although some people, when attached to their gear, refuse to go anywhere near cities and that may get boring after a while, it did for me. I thrive off the interactions of others. Just seeing somebody run 100m away is thrilling lol

Glad i can make people laugh lol. Might make a video montage of every time i die.

I still want to know where in the hell you shot me from. That is, if you are the guy who shot me on the hill to the east of the parking garage in cherno while i was dicking around. No tent is ever too good to pass up.

Is that me in the back of the truck while i was sleeping? lmfao

Had a very long rave in Cherno in/around the international hotel. Video will be edited/uploaded sometime today

Produced and edited by vlad

Lol, the one thing i love about this game is the first few seconds when i die, I'm never pissed, i'm always surprised as to the fact that i die, after the first few seconds i'm furious though lol

I even went back to where i died on a different server and i still don't know where he could have shot me from, the only viable place is the radio tower NE of cherno, and it's the only place that's high enough to see all the tree cover so idk. Pussy.

I was just kind of bsing around, i really don't know where he was cause i checked everywhere of high elevation and the shots sounded like they were coming from inside the city. I don't think the firehouse is high enough to see ontop of the mountain, and i know from the radio tower you could probably see that, but i checked there like 2 minutes before the video. The sniper couldn't see me from the north side of that hill on the east side of cherno behind the parking garage which proves that he wasn't there so i don't know where else he could have shot me from as when i was looting the tent (even though i said it was a trap, i just didnt care lol) the fatal bullet came from infront of me (from the west) So i'm at a loss. I even ran further east from the tent i was killed at and the sniper couldn't shoot me from there so how he was able to get me from a slope on the other side of the hill, i don't know. And little bitch scream? I think not sir. Don't act tough on the internet. Is it gay? Yes, but don't tell me i scream like a little bitch. let me try editing this for a 4th time... I'd rather of died this way actually because i had to go feed my bearded dragon after i died and when i came back 15 minutes later like half the server was dead and dying so i think a faggot hacker was running around being a douche.

this was like 5 min ago too btw

There is no problem. He wants to create a war between good vs evil in a game, there is no reason what so ever that you need to go and verbaly abuse/harrass/insult somebody over what he wants to do inside of a game. It's not like he's actively planning to suicide bomb an actual city and bragging about it, he's trying to make fun in a game where the end game is acting like an asshole.

I love how abusive people on here are. Telling him he's braindead, his dad must rape him, he needs a psychiatrist? Are you fucking kidding me? If you read the OP and then look at some of the other things he's been typing, he's clearly joking around as it's a game, and what are you supposed to do when you play games? HAVE FUN! This is fun for some people; running around and killing people. For others its helping people. Telling people that they're braindead just makes you look like a fucktard that needs their face beaten in. This is how people get really low self esteem and feel like they're a sack of shit. The end result? Suicide or going on a mass killing spree like in Colorado, Columbine, and V. Tech. Stop being so fucking ignorant and watch what you say. This is the internet, i don't care if you're 10, 50, or 35, grow a pair of fucking balls and stop acting tough on the internet.

edit: wow, wrong link xD but just apply to the GoC

http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/79321-goc-guardians-of-chernarus-recruiting/

Alright, so due to school starting, people are going to be off a lot more so i am looking to increase our member count to make up for the people who can't be on a lot. You can now start applying again. Remember, if i haven't added you to my friends list on steam, it's because a) you never added me b)we don't think you'd be a good fit c)after speaking to you i didn't like something about you. We're a very friendly group, we have a lot of great times also with a shit ton of laughs.

September 6th? Fuck, that's my first day of classes... Oh well, as long as tents/vehicles are fixed idc what else you add or fix, or even "fix". It's fun running around and collecting stuff/finding that awesome m107 and a heli crash but after a while it just sucks running around with no home base or anything cause it'll just all get wiped out afer a restart. Can't wait.

Also, we're still looking for people to join us. If I haven't added you it's because you aren't at least 16, haven't added me on steam, or i have reason to believe you would not be a good fit here/i/we don't like you. People under the age of 16 may join only if they have a recommendation from a current member

So today 3 of us were killed by a sniper, and later on we found an s3 civ. driving around elektro, i tailed it on a bike to cherno and was ambushed at the firhouse by 3 guys. 2 of us then ambushed the truck as it was heading back to elektro, we stole the truck and as i was running towards cherno again while getting tailed by like 6 zombies, a guy named shane was riding a bike along the road. I looked at him and let him go, i then turned around to make sure he wasn't going to get off and shoot me in the back, he didn't but i made the quick decision. I stopped, right clicked to aim down the scope of my m107, frantically looked for shane in my sights while i was being bludgeoned by zombies, and BANG, took the shot. Shane was killed appeared. He had an m249saw and a few other things, i had 1 bandit kill. Shane, i'm sorry =[ i feel terrible.