Littleassassin2

"Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I fear no evil, for You are with me; Your rod and Your staff, they comfort me." Welcome to the Guardians of Chernarus recruiting page. I just thought of making this today because i can't seem to find any one person to be on consistently and at the same times i play and i want to form more of an organized fraternal group amongst a few folks here. Our main goal here is to watch over the post apocalyptic land that is Chernarus as best we can and assist anyone that we can. Requirements to join: Must be 16+ Friendly, no bandits allowed Friendly, don't be a dick and QQ about people in the clan Must have Teamspeak, i hate skype, don't have mumble, and ingame voice chat is asking to be killed GMT-5 preferred but will take anyone from the US, sorry to my fellow European gamers, but with school starting soon i think you guys would be left in the dark since you are 5 hours ahead of me. Must have Mic IF YOU ARE UNDER 16 AND WISH TO JOIN, TRY TO PLAY WITH SOMEBODY IN OUR GROUP AND GET A RECOMMENDATION FROM THEM Rules: Share the loot that you find such as bandages/sodas/beans/etc. If you find like 4 cans of beans, share it with somebody if they need it, don't hoard it all to yourself like an ass Military loot is finders keepers, but if you need AKM mags but find stanag mags and you know somebody needs them, let everyone know what you found so they know its there and they can tell you to bring it back if they need it Watch each others back No debauchery such as randomly shooting as a joke to attract every zombie in town and possible bandits DO NOT SHOOT/KILL ON SIGHT, if they are running the other way, don't kill them. If you heard shots before you saw them, followed by somebodies name saying that they died, THEN feel free to KOS but if you just heard shots, try to stay clear as they were probably just killing the undead Only people we KOS are snipers, nobody likes a sniper unless it's one of us or they're friendly Don't play out of position (will get to this later) Feel free to blow up TS with nonsense such as girls/guys/games/the weather, w/e idc, but if somebody has something important to say regarding the task at hand, i as you to stfu This is a democracy, if we don't have anything to do, ideas will be put to a vote, don't force everyone to do something by putting a gun to somebodies head, we will kill you Failure to follow these rules will result in punishment that i see fit **What We Do** Scavenge and raid small towns/cities Hunt for camps/vehicles Assist new players/players in need Search for helicopters/crash sites Raid the airfields and military encampments Play jokes on each other HAVE FUN Kill Bandits ***Roles** 1. Sniper - Provides over watch for the group when we raid cities and scavenge small villages. Needs to be proficient in sniping, no beginners (it isn't rocket science though, anyone who's played battlefield bad company and up can sniper). No specific sniper is necessary as long as it has decent range, range finder is also unnecessary 2. Medic - Carries all of the medical supplies such as bandages, morphine, epi pens, etc. Position is also not required to engage during battles as a dead medic is useless 3. Support - Must have a heavy machine gun such as the m240 or the m249. Just needs to be able to suppress any bad folk we may engage in our travels and to cover our friends. May even have to eliminate an entire cities worth of zombies if that should occur 4. Assault - Pretty much no description needed, just a regular grunt 5. Scavenger - No gun, just a hatchet or crowbar. You will be responsible for making hospital runs, grocery runs, firehouse runs, etc. while the rest of the team covers you from various tactical positions 6 Spotter - You sit with the sniper on over watch duty as an extra pair of eyes and as a body guard to the sniper should any bandits get the drop on you guys WHEN YOU CHOOSE A POSITION, STICK WITH IT, DON'T ASK TO BE AN ASSAULT GUY AND THEN WHIP OUT A SNIPER RIFLE DURING A RAID AND RUN FOR THE HILLS WITH THE SPOTTER AND SNIPER Application: Ingame name: Steam Name: Age: Mic: Preferred role: Timezone: How often do you play a day and at what times: Bandit: Survivor: Humanity: Hacker or scripter: Note: add me on steam, Littleassassin2. If you fail to do this you will not be considered for joining. Members: Littleassassin2 - Clan leader/Assault Medics: Doc - Medic Leader Asai - Medic Thrakz - Medic inactive Zigon - Medic Assault: Vladimir Nerrak - Assault Leader Holynevil - Assault Bangarang - Assault Sniper: Kuribons - Sniper Leader Watch Your Six - Sniper Nicoly - Sniper Support: DrCrusher - Support Leader Bulf - Support Intenzifier - Support Jushe - Support Scavenger: Anthony - Scavenger Paul - Scavenger Sandrock62 - Scavenger Spotter: Krellin - Spotter inactive **inactive just means they're taking a break from the game and have let me know that they are going to be away for a bit and didn't just drop off of the face of the Earth. QUOTES: "Who's the guy in the ghillie?" "Who's in the grocery?" "OMG STOP TYPING IN DIRECT CHAT!" "Who's shooting?" "What server is it?" "How do you get gear out of the bus?" "What is your position?"

Before you go "oh look another QQ thread" I'd like to see you grow a pair of brass balls and say that to my face if you could. If you ARE going to be a raging homosexual and say how i'm QQing, just remember about the huge dildo you're taking up the ass that's making you QQ about me QQing so you're just as worthless of a person on these forums as i am. So anyway, now that that's through. I love how you can sit with a sniper rifle for 20 minutes scanning a city, looking inside the city, at all the possible positions people can snipe you from. Hell, you even run up and down the forest attentively looking for that gay sniper in the ghillie or just a camo/survivor skin. You run out into a field, prone, and continue to look around, even looking behind you and scanning the treeline and whatever deep forest you can see past the treeline. You decide it's safe since you're out in the open and haven't been shot at so you crawl to a group of bushes so nobody can see you unless they're right on top of you and so you crouch to take 1 last look around. All of a sudden somebody puts a few rounds into you from what sounds like an m4, maybe m14 or something from behind you back inside the forest, break your legs and your dead. Just getting to the point where you're sick of dying from those faggot campers so much that on every respawn, you're main objective is to obtain a gun and KOS everyone until somebody kills you, respawn, and repeat. Don't even worry about picking up food or water, you'll be dead before then. Me and a lot of the guys i play will have been murdered by scripters, admins using scripts, 10 year old script kiddies, and the occasional faggot camper just preying on somebody to make their life a living hell that we're about to just say fuck it all and turn Dayz into a land of genocide, not a zombie apocalypse. edit: i've honestly only been in... 6-7 good firefights between bandits and I in which i applaud you for not being a faggot camper. Those firefights are what make this game fun. Looting the cities and helping people is what makes this game fun. Dying constantly by some 10 year old script kidding wacking off to the frustration he causes others, and the 10 year old wacking off to camping in forests with possible hacked weapons and murdering everyone they see is not fun. Grow a pair, grab an AK, and run around killing people. [user warned, 24 hour PPS. -Max]

AH! Another fellow worthless forum goer. Beans to you too sir for admitting this.

Clan GoC is officially clan DoC, Douche bags of Chernarus. Operation Genocide is a go, we are KOSing everyone. Please do not apply, you will not be accepted. We will be back to our do goodness when the standalone is released. May god have mercy on your souls for we will not. Just a copy/paste from our GoC clan thread. Sick of faggot campers who whack off in the forest all days. I challenge EVERY bandit and survivor in the Dayz forums to grow a pair of brass balls the size of Russia and start killing everyone who dare enters Zelenogorsk, Cherno, Elektro, Balota, Berezino, and Krasnostav. Let the massacre commence. Let me just also clarify who we are killing: Young Old Girls Boys Cows Sheep Pigs Chickens Rabbits Zombies New spawns New spawns begging for their lives Scripters who have the balls to face us face to face without god mode or any bs scripts that shoot shit out of the sky Campers Survivors with broken legs Medics trying to help others, although if we need assistance, we will not shoot you. That is unless you even choose to help us.

oh, and sorry for the double thread, you can close the other 1, was having a bit of a lag issue on my part. oopsies.

Also, thank you for admitting you're just as worthless as i am, i'll give you beans in a minute for being the first person ever to admit this on these forums.

That's why nobody likes you. Stop being such a scared puss cowering in fear, grab an m4, and run around killing everyone. Or grow a pair of brass balls twice the size of russia and run around cherno using only that m107.

Clan GoC is officially clan DoC, Douche bags of Chernarus. Operation Genocide is a go, we are KOSing everyone. Please do not apply, you will not be accepted. We will be back to our do goodness when the standalone is released. May god have mercy on your souls for we will not.

Just found out that the reason i died was in fact a scripter. Hooray.

I'm not making this an argument about sexual orientation, gays/lesbians are fine, i wish they had the equality everyone else had, even have gays in my family. Please focus on my QQ rather than the words that i choose. Why so mad? Because this game is getting boring between the hackers and campers. I need excitement not bs

hits esc, options, game options, should be the last option for the debug monitor or w/e and the option should say default, click it until it says debug. *********NOTE********** Upon enabling the debug monitor your blood/hunger/thirst meter will constantly stay green even when you are bleeding out/dying of thirst/hunger

My first kill was actually an accident. I found some random guy on the forums to play with when i finally learned the controls of the game. I had spawned in balota and ran into 1 of the hangers. After waiting for him for a bit we eventually met up and he had an enfield in his pack for me, So for some ungodly reason i forgot i have to use the scroll button to open up the inventory and i decided to left click on him with my hatchet out.. I killed him in 1 hit =[

Once i learned anonymous took down Godaddy, i thought this was using one of GoDaddy's servers/dns whatevers and was taken down too since every sight hosted by godaddy was taken down in the attack :P edit: and yes, no longer taking 2 years to load the forums, if they even decided to load at all :P

It would eliminate the use of TS for clans and stuff with the different channels. or introduce ACRE to Dayz and it'd be boss.

It's funny because they're clan tags depicted to a T as to what they were being, gay. edit: i've meant to do this sooner, but it's been a while too but i was once on a server with you and like a bunch of other guys from your CNF or CQNF? Idk, Your clan though when they were mass killed by hackers. We ran to the hills after that and im assuming those same hackers spawned near us on atvs and told us today was the day of our reckoning. Scary stuff, hope you guys rebounded from that and have been relatively hacker free since then.

The player count i would assume are the people who have downloaded dayz from the website or have bought arma. idk. The people on in the last 24 hours is the number below that which is normally 90-100k

If you're referring to me gunning down the new spawns in the Ural, that was a complete accident. Never meant to kill those 2 guys, i don't even know how it happened. I intentionally shot at the guy in the back but that was to make him abort, how i killed the driver i don't even know. We ended up driving down the road for a few minutes and 1 of the guys we killed had spawned it solichney and we offered him a ride but he just ran around the truck a few times, got in the passenger seat, got out, got in the back, and got out, and continued to run around the truck some more so we just left. Also, we kill each other more than we kill the people trying to kill us do to mass confusion. That was the only time we've ever killed a new spawn, except for this 1 time when Bangarang led a new spawn to Doc who killed him with an axe just because but other than that we only shoot people who have the bandit skin. I've personally killed 4-6 bandits alone, and even got into multiple gunfights with the clan CN or NC or something like that who are all bandits.

A lot of us have been wondering on the development of the standalone with me discovering he wants to push the alpha release for October but we will see. Here is some info on what has been done and what is being done. http://dayzdev.tumblr.com/post/31347010829/the-integration-begins

For some reason i can't get my laptop to connect to TS or steam when im at college... trying to find a fix for this asap

Edited the forum list to better reflect what we have/don't have Littleassassin2 - Clan leader/Assault Medics: Doc - Medic Leader Asai - Medic Thrakz - Medic inactive Zigon - Medic Assault: Vladimir Nerrak - Assault Leader Holynevil - Assault Bangarang - Assault Sniper: Kuribons - Sniper Leader Watch Your Six - Sniper Nicoly - Sniper Support: DrCrusher - Support Leader Bulf - Support Intenzifier - Support Jushe - Support Scavenger: Anthony - Scavenger Paul - Scavenger Spotter: Krellin - Spotter inactive

So I spawned in Cherno after a server restart on another server in the parking garage and then BAM. There I heard it, an Ural. I scanned the night and saw the headlights and immediately got off the garage and started running towards it. I eventually reached it and managed to get in the back and steal there DMR. For some ungodly reason the driver hopped in the back so I got in the driver’s seat and kidnapped them while somebody in an ATV tailed behind me but eventually got bored and stopped. Eventually I met with my friend DrCrusher and yelled at them to get out of the truck. So I engaged in Grand Theft Auto Dayz style today with accidentally and unintentionally killing 2 new spawns who refused to get out of their truck that I stole and then proceeded to try and take back their truck even though I said I’d blow out all the tires if they tried to escape. I did just that when they tried to escape, and accidentally killed both of them somehow. Then DrCrusher shows up and we're riding along and eventually we find a bus that was already repaired and had fuel. So we head over to vybor and fuel up and right when we get ready to leave I hear a brief and extremely faint voice over direct chat. He decides we're going to go to stary and starts up his engine and turns to the left out of the gas station and I drive like 3 feet and shut the engine off again to see if I could hear the voices or if I’m going crazy. So Crusher gets a little farther away and I start up the truck and start to drive to him when all of a sudden BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG AK something’s or maybe m16s or m4s open fire and I’m like ERMERGERD WE GON DIE so I drove in the opposite direction and hit alt and look to where Crusher went to see 5-6 guns firing at the bus Crusher was in, I then saw DrCrusher was killed. I kept driving and booked the hell out of there and then all of a sudden I’m driving in the middle of a field when somebody with the same guns that killed DrCrusher opened up with automatic fire at me. He ended up blowing out all my tires and I got out and tried to hit alt f4 to escape because at that point I assumed scripters, it wouldn’t let me because I had bandicam running. So I aborted the old fashion way without ever even getting shot at. After like 10 minutes after I aborted, I’m still in TS with Crusher and apparently there’s people teleporting to him and shooting flares at him so I was right with my assumption that they're hackers :P. Videos will come later so bear with me if you don't want to read the short wall of text. I have videos of me stealing the truck, gunning down the truck, and Crusher getting gunned down and then me getting shot at from the guy in the field. When I was in the lobby one of them was talking to me over group chat and he was like "hey, if you log back in ill repair the truck for you" Well, I may lack common sense sometimes but I wasn't dumb enough to not know this was a trap. I just dc'd from the lobby after that and wrote this story since my WMM is herp derping and not letting me save the videos in a format that can be uploaded to YouTube.

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And DrCrusher getting gunned down by scripters and 1 teleporting to me and blowing out my tires and then trying to bait me back in when i aborted