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Littleassassin2

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  1. Littleassassin2

    The Slender man

    bump
  2. Unless if you're arrested in North Korea or China, then it really is possible to just breathe and be arrested.
  3. Littleassassin2

    The Slender man

    Jesus, no Slender Man stories? No ominous noises, strange lights, electronics not working? Which reminds me, there's been several occasions where i've button mashed L during the pitch black darkness just to have nothing happen. My flashlight just refused to turn on if i was standing, crouching, proning, running, walking, or just standing still. He's watching.
  4. Rofl, Master Chief fell 2km with the most advanced suit of armor in the universe and barely survived. He was also a super soldier. You were a mere man wearing nothing but a backpack and the clothes on your back, fell 4km, and barely survived lol. Congrats, you're more of a bad ass than master chief
  5. Littleassassin2

    The Slender man

    A person server hopping, pffft. It was the Slender Man.
  6. Littleassassin2

    The Slender man

    Well Dayz is FUBAR. Also, Sp86, idk why but i'm like obsessed over him for the past 2 days lol. Slender Man was brought up in a dayz video on youtube and again on the Dayz myths page so i thought why not make a dedicated page for him?
  7. Littleassassin2

    Is this supposed to happen ?

    People say admins can't teleport, that's only half true. They can if they're also a hacker (i've seen it before, dicks. real dicks they are). Anyway.. I suspect it to be the... *thunder and lighting* SLENDER MAN
  8. Littleassassin2

    He shot at us, We found him and shot back. *Bonus ATV*

    I quote from the forum description " New Player Discussion Guides, tutorials, videos...Oh my!" So nay, this is acceptable here. Anyway, awesome vid. It was slow at first but once you started shooting your sniper like an automatic rifle, lmfao, that was rich. Also, the background noise from whomevers phone and then them screaming no lol, omg that was awesome.
  9. Littleassassin2

    Headshots: Instant Kill or Not?

    Depends on the weapon. An AKM i think needs 1 to the head and then 1 to the chest, or 2 to the head, whichever you prefer. Honestly, don't stop shooting until you hear the flies or (name) has been killed/died
  10. Littleassassin2

    Apology

    Mmmmm, yes let the anger flow through you and become one with the dark side. We need more people like you, running rampant through Cherno and Elektro just gunning down everyone and everything (not sarcasm). I'm a recent convert from do gooder to bandit, along with my entire clan as we're done dying all the time by people to scared to even take the chance to see what will happen if they don't pull the trigger. Operation Genocide ftw.
  11. Should've just asked us Americans to borrow a drone for a few hours, lol.
  12. Littleassassin2

    The M1014

    Thanks, i'll make sure to take her for a spin in my mission of dayz genocide
  13. Littleassassin2

    Post your humanity!

    2500 i think as i died and haven't played in 3 days.
  14. Littleassassin2

    crate with everything?

    You've found the honey pot of the game. Congrats, now create hell and chaos and start killing everyone with your new found weapons. Yes, they are hacked though, no you cannot be banned for using them.
  15. It's a private server, nobody controls them. The admin can call you you every derogatory name in the dictionary and ban you for being black and nobody can do anything about it. I'm sure there's a lot of posatives to this though. Only downside is though that lingor i think is pretty much non pvp and all survival, but i could be wrong, so banditry could be highly frowned upon thus resulting in a ban if killing others.
  16. Littleassassin2

    Hacks or a glitch?

    Is your hunger/thirst blinking? If you have the debug monitor on your stats will be perma green and you won't be able to tell when you're hungry/thirsty. To turn it off, hit esc, options, game options, at the bottom the UI or debug monitor either says default, debug, or none, make sure it says default. It definitely isn't hackers though.
  17. Littleassassin2

    Why do DayZ players worship Mountain Dew?

    Mountain Dew is the greatest Soda ever invented, and it's the rarest item in the game. Sadly, it is cursed and will get you killed sooner than if you didn't have it, much like a smoker will die younger than if they didn't smoke
  18. Littleassassin2

    At last, I have taken up banditry

    If you imply you are sniping, i hate you. Get a real gun and run around cherno mass murdering everyone. Tis the real bandit life right there, creating hell and havoc everywhere you go.
  19. Yes but i'm pretty sure it's more expensive so you're better off just buying combined operations
  20. Littleassassin2

    Great forums for a new player!

    You don't need to be close to die, snipers ftw (heavy sarcasm, hate snipers). Great community for the most part, until you start to QQ and then everyone goes apeshit and hates you lol. Usually if you go into survivor HQ and just post that you're looking for people to play with you're 99% guaranteed to find somebody to play with, or you could just apply to some clans (i'd advise against the CQF)
  21. Littleassassin2

    coughing

    You're infected with a virus, you need antibiotics which are a bitch and a half to find. Kill yourself or ask somebody for help and hope they have some :P
  22. Littleassassin2

    How to get into the same server of a friend?

    If 1 of you sees a server but the other does not, x out the client you are using (6launcher/updater/dayz commander/steam) until the server appears, or just keep hitting refresh. It's what me and my clan do and it works 95% of the time. Some servers just dissapear for good though.
  23. Littleassassin2

    Laser Marker

    Not to be an ass, but since idk how long you've played Dayz for, i'm just going to assume you've been playing for a decent amount of time for me to ask, have you ever even seen a plane fly overhead? Or heard anything man made other than a car that's been repaired by a player? Lol. Yes, it is hacked though. It's not even worth having unless for some ungodly reason you use it and an A10 scripts itself in and obliterates everything lol
  24. Littleassassin2

    First Day

    I was gonna say lol, you got satchel charged, but then you said the building miraculously repaired itself and im like awe =[
  25. Littleassassin2

    DayZ is out of control.....

    Pretty much. That's why me and my formerly do good clan is now a bunch of savage bandits turning the zombie apocalypse into a land of genocide and murdering everyone. This includes scripters who have the balls to not use god mode and kill us via teleportation and shooting guns from the sky
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