Rudie (DayZ)

wow half his penis was chopped off wtf :D

Was just on a server, just started up so had fock all weopens etc, then suddenly me and I noticed others were teleported to some kind of large base/camp called Thunderdome. Any1 know wtf happend?

At that present moment intime the thought of searching on this forum slipped my mind, ever so sorry TWAT.

I would love to eat yours :D

Agree that the hacking has to stop some how. Agree with what this young anal virgin says too

Oh ye always forget to use it, and oh wait your a twat

Listen scholar, go take a break, go smoke some weed, drink some beer, see your missis/boyfriends,go toss 1 off over your best m8s mom, relex and then go take a big shit. This game wont change just like that because your throwing your teddies out the pram.

yo black dog?

Last night, I had a hatchet. Seen another guy with a hatchet. So I followed him not intending to kill him but just to let him know I wasnt a threat, we were being chased by about 15 zombies and when we were running behind houses to lose the trail I could hear him swinging his axe at me ( missed ) so I knew he wasnt friendly, so the funny part is he got taken down by the zombies and was crawling around, I killed the couple of z's with my axe then ultimatley took time watching him squirm about like a little worm rolling about, so I killed him. Next thing is I ran along the coast and see a goat, I kill the goat and then it tells me it has meat on it ( but I couldnt loot the meat ) then I see a cow literally in deep water as if he was goin for a swim so I swiped it a couple of times with the axe then BAM I get kicked by battle eye. WTF Happened?

We could grow some beautiful tree's to smoke, would make the screen all hazy and blurred :)

I wanted to die earlier ingame, was completley lost. Tree upon tree as far as the eye could see. So in the end I died of dehydration which took feckin ages to make my health go down I was making breakfast whilst I died :D

OK Ive had enough, I'm sorry if this in the wrong area (move it if its a problem ) but this takes the piss ! no bullshit, Ive spent the whole of 5 hours trying all the solutions I could find and that is the whole of my night being off from work just wanting to chill and play Dayz. :( So far I've: Deleted cache. Updated to latest Beta patch. Validated local files in Steam Ran Arma2 CO Ran it all in admin mode in Steam Reinstalled Battle eye then repeated running Arma2 Rinsed and repeated all of the above to see if it was me making a nab mistake... Followed and posted in relevant threads as below and tried there solutions but nope, keep still gettin kicked from the servers. http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/46822-you-have-been-kicked-from-game-bad-version/ http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/46822-you-have-been-kicked-from-game-bad-version/ Sorry for being in the wrong area, I just wanted to see how many other people have heard of this/know the solution ? Kind regards Rudie ( a stoned little nerd sheds a tear tonight after a complete waste of a night off from work has gone by )

Try this my friend http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/45202-fix-for-being-kicked/

If only I would have seen this thread last Thursday :) Thankyou sorted now can play

Ok first of all. Since Thursday I and many many others have been getting ' Kicked from the server' on all servers. I own a legit copy bought on Steam, been playing the mod fine since owning Arma2 for 3 weeks and the game ran sweet and smooth until Thursday. Really was enjoyin the game until this :) I have tried all of the solutions this helpful community has given me, I will list ( correct me if there is more ) what I have tried. * Deleted Cache in Steam * Ran everything in Admin mode * Downloaded the beta patch from here: http://forums.bistud...nts-update-1-62 * I have verified files in Steam ( always states that 1 file will need reaquired - Why is that? ) * Launched Arma2 OE ( as that is all I have in my Steam folders ) after updating * Updated Six/ Reinstalled Six Launcher * Deleted and replaced Battle eye stuff in both Arma2 folders Here is more links to more threads related to this problem that others are having: http://dayzmod.com/f...ed-as-a-result/ http://dayzmod.com/f...rom-the-server/ http://dayzmod.com/f...erver-solution/ http://dayzmod.com/f...getting-kicked/ http://dayzmod.com/f...-from-the-game/ http://dayzmod.com/f...me-bad-version/ So can people who are having this problem comment here: I heard that its just Retail STEAM users who are affected. Please guys some assistance in getting this message across to Rocket or whoever else can actually fix this shit, like ive said I have owned this ARMA2 for 3weeks now, and atm since Thursday its totally unplayable, infact game breakingly unplayable for me and for others... :( I know its only alpha stage and not even a game btw - Im sorry for double posting this on General and on here - Tryin to get the message out there that ALOT of us cannot play dayz.

Well for me, I realised that in my Steam folder, it only viewed ARMA OA. I opened it up to see ARMA on its own... Verified cache on both, ran both - then joined Six Launcher and joined a server with no kick. Solved for me.

Searched about and found this thread http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/45202-fix-for-being-kicked/ - will report back how I get on and whether i missed some shit out when i did it. hope this helps any1 who this affects

BUMP FOR LOVE OF FUCKING THE HOLY GOATLORD A SOLUTION TO THIS MADNESS!

Oh hello fellow sufferer go check this link out to others who have this shit problem: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/49767-gamemod-breaking-problems-totally-unplayable-at-the-moment/

Ok first of all. Since Thursday I and many many others have been getting ' Kicked from the server' on all servers. I own a legit copy bought on Steam, been playing the mod fine since owning Arma2 for 3 weeks and the game ran sweet and smooth until Thursday. Really was enjoyin the game until this :) I have tried all of the solutions this helpful community has given me, I will list ( correct me if there is more ) what I have tried. * Deleted Cache in Steam * Ran everything in Admin mode * Downloaded the beta patch from here: http://forums.bistudio.com/showthread.php?137694-ARMA-2-Operation-Arrowhead-Combined-Operations-Reinforcements-update-1-62 * I have verified files in Steam ( always states that 1 file will need reaquired - Why is that? ) * Launched Arma2 OE ( as that is all I have in my Steam folders ) after updating * Updated Six/ Reinstalled Six Launcher * Deleted and replaced Battle eye stuff in both Arma2 folders Here is more links to more threads related to this problem that others are having: http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/48592-fix-battleye-not-updating-kicked-as-a-result/ http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/47514-kicked-from-the-server/ http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/48761-kicked-from-the-server-solution/ http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/41599-battleye-failing-to-update-keep-getting-kicked/ http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/47324-you-were-kicked-from-the-game/ http://dayzmod.com/forum/index.php?/topic/46822-you-have-been-kicked-from-game-bad-version/ So can people who are having this problem comment here: I heard that its just Retail STEAM users who are affected. Please guys some assistance in getting this message across to Rocket or whoever else can actually fix this shit, like ive said I have owned this ARMA2 for 3weeks now, and atm since Thursday its totally unplayable, infact game breakingly unplayable for me and for others...:( I know its only alpha stage and not even a game btw.

Thanks Play, could you link the file to see if its the same as the 1 I tried, also whatever else you did, seriosly this is pissin me off to the point where I want to go out and rape a wild goat!

I have been since Thursday, since the patch, tried every so called solution to be still being kicked out of the server. So Ive double posted this in Troubleshooting area and in General.

Tryin to spread the word bro that many many cant play the frickin game. Show some beanz for us who are screwed!

right im downloading this and installing it: http://forums.bistudio.com/showthread.php?137694-ARMA-2-Operation-Arrowhead-Combined-Operations-Reinforcements-update-1-62 Then im going to replace the battleeye stuff in both folders Tried all of this and still KICKED FROM THE SERVER. 1 of the biggest fockin fails. waste of my time fockin about tryin to solve this twatting shit. Rage mode on.