ErwinRumble

This happened to me last night, and I damn near pissed myself. I was creeping along the coast, hoping to find beanZ among dead noob bodies. I heard the howling, but couldn't see a damn thing. That's when the shadows burst from the top of a nearby hill. Then a laughter of cacaphony broke over the chat. As the dark figures swarmed around me, I tried to swim away, but the Zeds bugged out and could hit me while they were swimming. I dced so fast.

Got screwed over by wonky hit boxes on railings that caused me to fall ten feet, all while stuck in the biggest death trap in the game. With plenty of supplies to heal myself, I was forced to watch a jammed hourglass while I bled out. I messaged the admins, and they healed my injuries and gave me full blood. May the DayZ team never lack beanZ or pepsi.

You know what happened to the last survivor group that tried to create a society?

Yeah' date=' that oxymoron needs to be sorted out. Not every farmer in Chernarus was an olympic runner. [hr'] Its KOS with bandits. I got my skin from self defense. So now it only keeps going down... down...

Always below 100. I consider it cummy fps when my aim is affected and or when things don't seem to be running smoothly.

Is candy man ever going to approve? We've got sniping to do!

Misinterpreted. I mean more intelligent replies as in, keep them coming.

Who needs a clan system. We came up with one on our own just fine.

But I like the bandit camo!

Would like some more intelligent replies.

You have no idea how much comfort those words brought me.

Rocket has to be the most involved developer out there.

Ppl shud b abl to hev like turretz on der back. Or mebbe they can deploi thim. Like on a patroll rout or sumthin

Submitted. Forgot to mention I also have a working mic.

The bullshit level is TOO DAMN HIGH!

Supernatural hallucinations were never the sole kind planned. I'm working on practical as well.

At elektro docks, lost a lot of blood due to a hyper intelligent zombie magically finding my hiding spot.

This was amazing. I wish to join. Many lols will be had.

Hit me up on steam, -MFCPU-ErwinRumble and lets bandit up.

Next update, circle jerking survivors get to have a REAL in-game circle jerk! EDIT: I love this. Not obnoxious, just funny.

It would be sick if this was implemented in game. Get it? SICK. Ha!

Make zombies restore a bit more humanity. Its risky, but it won't take you forever.