Synix

Turn your HDR up to at least "Low"

Can Opener, Bayonet, Screwdriver, and Kitchen Knife? I know for a fact that Can Opener and Bayonet worked before the patch. All you have to do is drag the tool over the can and you'll get an option.

Sigh... You would already know this has been addressed if you'd take the time to read through the forums... http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/154592-temporary-solution-to-lack-of-hud-info/#entry1549867

I've learned you only REALLY need to eat or drink when it says "extremely" or is in red text. Otherwise it seems like it just says that if your hunger/thirst aren't at 100%.

Here ya go. http://forums.dayzgame.com/index.php?/topic/154520-pending-update-rev-113772/#entry1549327

It's a bug where you can't drink directly from the pump sometimes. The easiest way is to find a bottle or canteen and fill it instead.

Option > Configure > Gameplay > [select English]

Drag the item you want onto your hot-bar. Once it's there, hit the key you put it on and your character should bring it out. From there you can hit [space] to raise and lower it. [space] will also raise and lower your fists.

This is a know bug and is in the list of fixes in the new patch. This has been happening to a few people. Not sure of the cause yet.

First, you need to go read what an alpha test actually is... Second, it's not a 100% chance. I've been hit 3-5 times before i began to bleed which is fine. I wish it was 100% do to the lack of zombies in the first place.

Put HDR on [Low] instead of [Very Low].

I was about to make a witty comment that would resemble something like, "Now lets see you get it out and take off." Well done sir... Well done.

Bandit. Why you ask? Well for the glory of Satan of course!

I learned how to whisper kick over woodland creatures.

I should probably throw in as a side note to make sure you SAVE your tents/vehicles.