Komotez

If you put the same amount of effort you are putting into begging on the internet, into making money, you'd be playing by now

Inb4 50%+ of these hookups result in betrayal, death and stolen gear

Rule 22: Run through a bush then dive on the floor to give all pursuing zombies short-term memory loss

This made me giggle

Don't feel too bad, its all part of the experience the devs wanted you to have

I read it ^_^ , im on my 3rd life now , 2nd if you don't count respawn button. Sitting on a docks with zombies crawling over the only exit on every server i join. Waiting for a time i can be bothered to swim about 300m up the coast

Update, just finished my first life. I found a road and saw a zombie walking briskly in my direction, as it started running i tried to go from crouch to standing up, instead i went prone. I took a nasty hit and ran down the road until it left me alone, i healed up and wandered into a small town, went inside a house and picked up flares and a crowbar. As i tried to swing the crowbar, i accidentally threw a flare, got swamped by zombies and died The End

Ah thank you, for some reason i assumed being in the toolkit meant it was ready to use via hotkey etc. Baby steps and all that :)

Started today, i spawned at night, with a flashlight that wouldn't work (possibly no batteries? either that or 'L' isn't actually the flashlight button) , and everything was dark O.o , So dark :'(