st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org

And he only has one post too. What kind of voodoo magic is this?

Chuck Norris.

90% of the buildings aren't even enterable and the ones that are contain no loot, Fallujah joins Takistan and Utes in the no thanks pile. Back to Lingor.

4 FAL, 2 Bizon, one chopper. I quietly wept to myself.

Pretty sure I've seen more zombie movies featuring slow, weak, shambling zombies that are painfully easy to dodge than I have zombie movies where they're so threatening you need to clear a path to move.

If you want to continue playing the mod as it turns into a hive (no pun intended) of hackers due to the standalone actually being able to restrict scripting that's your call I guess. But if you think there are a lot of scripters now, just wait.

Because what this game needs is more stress on an already overworked hive, caused by constant gear checks of every single player connected to it along with spamming endless warning messages.

Yup.

Don't mind me, just wasting space, PS: Stop scripting you derp.

I shift tab to open the Steam overlay while running, my character continues to run when the overlay is closed.

I looted a radio a couple days ago, I consider the game completed on hard mode.

There's a whole massive chain of basic security failure that'd have to occur on a computer for the CD key to be stolen EVEN IF scripters could do it. Seems pretty damn unlikely. More likely is that 2000 people just got banned for running something they shouldn't have.

It got a snort out of me.

This x100. If 8 out of 10 servers didn't crap out on the loading screen or randomly kick for "high" pings of 80 I wouldn't "server hop" at all.

This, with a silenced M9 to head shot the zombies you do have to kill.

Script kiddy spawned items + over 9000 tents v script kiddy spawned items. Guess which is higher.

Scripters outnumber genuine hackers in DayZ by a huge margin, just getting rid of scripting will make a huge difference. You're never going to get rid of cheaters entirely, but cutting their numbers will be nice.

FInd scripter corpse. Loot items. Switch server. You forgot stage 3.

Less of an issue when 95% of the script kiddies can't do a damn thing due to scripting being disabled.

It didn't do diddly squat for me. Here's hoping rocket actually releases the artifacting fix soon instead of holding it until .3.

Spending even a little time reading this forum makes it painfully apparent that's not what people are expecting. A large number of posts on here give the impression that the standalone will be the second coming of christ that will fix all issues with the game and cause your computer to shit rainbows and unicorns.

It's funny that you talk about people expecting so much when most of the DayZ apologists seem to think the standalone is going to be anything more than the same current buggy alpha release that we have now only it won't require Arma 2 to install.

I've had it happen in .4 and .5 and been on vent with a friend who spawned in the house of doom in .5 too. :(

You're not doing a very good job of it if you have 1k+ zombie kills.

Are you actually running the beta .exe?