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1.7.3 - Lets Wipe the Hive
st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org replied to ChernoPTA's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
BURNINATE IT ALL. -
[1.7.1.5 and before] Character slower than anyone else.
st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org replied to shadai87@hotmail.fr's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
Doesn't humanity level affect movement speed? -
To the homosexual Brazilians on us 1088
st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org replied to TheGrapist18's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I must see proof of this homosex. -
How do you think they can solve the spawning at the coast problem?
st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org replied to AllYoYens's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I think the best option would be to figure out why some servers leave you sat at a loading screen for upwards of an hour and then fix the problem. Then there's no real need to worry about the coast spawns. -
In case you didn't know or thought otherwise...
st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org replied to toxicsludge's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I think people are more irked by the assurances that the mod will continue to be developed alongside the standalone, despite things like the artifacting bug and spawning all over the place still not being fixed. The fanboys are going to need a new chant once the standalone does come out though, once DayZ is a paid for product they're entitled to some support, at least. -
Respawn at the beach and gear loss
st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org replied to gstyle1988@gmail.com's topic in DayZ Mod Troubleshooting
As already mentioned, it happens if you get stuck on loading and have to force close the game. I can usually get away with it a couple times, but it seems the more fail load servers I encounter the higher my chances of a free trip to the coast. Best thing to do is keep a note of a few servers that work all the time/most of the time and if you do get stuck on loading, log onto a "safe" server to force your location to save properly. -
Creepiest moment in my life on a game... (Is this the hidden patch that was for the lulz?)
st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org replied to Noquisi's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I got to listen to a couple friends being utterly creeped out by a guy in a ghillie suit with a hatchet just sitting in a building in Cherno yesterday. Every time they went by he was still sat there, heavy breathing. Then about an hour or so later after shooting him, It became apparent it was the clone of another friend on vent who had desynced and disconnected in Cherno earlier that night, and apparently left a copy of himself creeping out the locals. -
"Day Z lead 'having meetings' about console port"
st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org replied to blaik_4@hotmail.co.uk's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Pretty sure rocket already confirmed the standalone will be running on the current engine with some improvements. -
Just killed a guy and got L115A3 LLR
st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org replied to flygamer1's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
A whole bunch of people got slapped with global bans just for updating Battleye recently. It spams every few minutes ingame apologizing for it. -
#1 spawn in Kamenka simulator
st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org posted a topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Cool story bro. -
Rarity of Alice Backpack?
st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org replied to morgan32's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
9 alice packs in one store was my record. I seem to get coyote packs for dayz too, although I can't find weapons worth a crap. -
Am I the only one who doesn't like to use or have snipers in Dayz?
st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org replied to Brutal-Hunter's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Remove semi auto sniper rifles, leave bolt actions. -
Dayz At Gamescom 2012, 17th of august.
st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org replied to felixthedk@vikingkids.com's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
All fun and games until a 10 man bush wookiee squad hides in long grass as their dogs attack you like a fat kid in a peanut butter factory. -
Where do most dupers hide their tents?
st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org replied to chris p. bacon's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I find backyards work well since you have access to a toilet and don't have to wipe on a leaf. -
People who play 3rd person
st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org replied to bad_mojo (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
And a lot of people fail to understand that if DayZ wasn't intended to be played in third person at all it would have just been disabled globally. -
Where does one find dogs?
st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org replied to omgwtfbbq (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
We definitely don't want to ruin the realism in our zombie apocalypse game. No sir. -
People who play 3rd person
st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org replied to bad_mojo (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I play zombie games and complain about realism. Herp derp? I'm pretty sure the increased vision offered by third person is completely intentional, using a feature as intended isn't exploiting. -
People who play 3rd person
st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org replied to bad_mojo (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I only play on hardcore servers where all you have to wipe with is sandpaper. Get on my level. -
People who play 3rd person
st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org replied to bad_mojo (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
And just because you incorrectly consider it exploiting doesn't mean it actually is. -
People who play 3rd person
st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org replied to bad_mojo (DayZ)'s topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Through =/= around. Comparing third person to duping and hacks is just flat out absurd. -
Is it possible for AS50 with thermal scope to spawn in DayZ?
st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org replied to Born2Steal's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
It's probably not possible but it'd be pretty hilarious if script spawned weapons could be made to self destruct when fired, taking the owner out with it. -
Making an autorun buttong for logitech G keyboards
st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org replied to FaxMonkey's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Glad to see I'm not the only one to discover this. Saved my finger a LOT since the coast spawn bugs! -
Spawn With Morphine / Ladder Glitch :(
st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org replied to AllMightyKnox's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
You could probably crawl to a hospital in less time than it took to make this thread. -
Hotfix Build 1.7.2.5 Rolling Update
st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org replied to rocket's topic in Mod Announcements & Info
The hotfix did nothing for most people regarding the graphical glitches, and as a bonus has caused me to have to run up north from the coast a couple times daily since it hit. -
Possible Fix - Respawning on Coast
st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org replied to Frunk's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I've logged on a ton of servers while running both the most recent beta patches and 1.7.2.4/5 and haven't respawned back on the beach either since that first 24 hours. I suspect it was a back-end issue that has since been resolved.