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  1. st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org

    Hiding bodies

    [email protected] replied to chris p. bacon's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion

    And he only has one post too. What kind of voodoo magic is this?
  2. st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org
    Chuck Norris.
  3. st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org
    90% of the buildings aren't even enterable and the ones that are contain no loot, Fallujah joins Takistan and Utes in the no thanks pile. Back to Lingor.
  4. st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org
    4 FAL, 2 Bizon, one chopper. I quietly wept to myself.
  5. st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org
    Pretty sure I've seen more zombie movies featuring slow, weak, shambling zombies that are painfully easy to dodge than I have zombie movies where they're so threatening you need to clear a path to move.
  6. st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org
    If you want to continue playing the mod as it turns into a hive (no pun intended) of hackers due to the standalone actually being able to restrict scripting that's your call I guess. But if you think there are a lot of scripters now, just wait.
  7. st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org
    Because what this game needs is more stress on an already overworked hive, caused by constant gear checks of every single player connected to it along with spamming endless warning messages.
  8. st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org
    Yup.
  9. st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org
    Don't mind me, just wasting space, PS: Stop scripting you derp.
  10. st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org
    I shift tab to open the Steam overlay while running, my character continues to run when the overlay is closed.
  11. st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org
    I looted a radio a couple days ago, I consider the game completed on hard mode.
  12. st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org
    There's a whole massive chain of basic security failure that'd have to occur on a computer for the CD key to be stolen EVEN IF scripters could do it. Seems pretty damn unlikely. More likely is that 2000 people just got banned for running something they shouldn't have.
  13. st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org
    It got a snort out of me.
  14. st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org
    This x100. If 8 out of 10 servers didn't crap out on the loading screen or randomly kick for "high" pings of 80 I wouldn't "server hop" at all.
  15. st0nedpenguin@st0nedpenguin.org
    This, with a silenced M9 to head shot the zombies you do have to kill.
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