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Don't hop around servers and stick to a few good ones. I guess this tactic works for 17 days? Haha.

Day #17, As50, DMR & l85a2 all gone. Hacker hit a 30+/50 populated server (SG something) I'm not sure. Everyone got insta-death. Yup. I suggest you create a new profile and wait awhile for these low lifes to get banned.

DayZ hasn't released unicorns yet. Guess I'll hold on to it until they do so I can get the unicorn blood ammo. I can see it now. Everyone's going to be so jealous.

O gawd I hope I don't get banned for picking it up. I just logged and there's no way I'm gonna wait for 5 minutes to log back in just to drop a silly hacked item.

I found dead player I loot dead player I see "Horn" I take "Horn" and all I see is a blank icon. WHAT IS IT??! WHAT GREAT PURPOSE DOES IT SERVE THAT I AM NOT AWARE OF? HELP! I NOT UNDERSTAND!

I hope that doesn't happen. "DEAD PEOPLE SHOULD BE DEAD" - Scrubs

Haha gear's fine. I'm content with my L85A2 & AS50 combo. Feels good to have killed a cheater though!

Oh so that's how it works. Thanks for the info mate! Yeah he had an AS50 and everything and I was stalking him for like 15mins or so. Bummer!

Just killed a guy wearing a ghillie suit within 50m. He didn't know I was there till I opened fire and killed him. Apparently he tried ALT+F4ing while I was killing him and now his body magically disappears but I hear flies around his dead body area. What the heck?

I just had an epiphany. My main's now decked with best-in-slot in everything.... I CAN JUST CREATE A NEW ACCOUNT AND DECK IT OUT TOO. What's better than one uber main? TWO uber mains!!!! Gawd I'm a genius. Anyway the scumbag server booted me randomly (No message received) and now everytime I try to reconnect it says "You were kicked off the server". Time to go outside I guess. I wonder what's going on in the outside world..

No it isn't on 828. The area is near NWAF and the crash site location is on everyone's map I think? Not sure if the map shows the same "x marks the spot" spots for everyone. I figured it'll be a nice camping spot to kill stuff :|

I was exploring the Northern parts of the map when I found a helicopter crash site in the middle of a field, a dead body in a forest in good distance but still in visible range of the crash site and 2 tents near the body. I know everything looks really sketchy but I'm still alive after looting. I looted them all and now have a l85a2-aws, as50 and dmr. But even after all that looting there's still quite a few items in the tents. I've buried the body because it had a bunch of stuff that someone could potentially use to kill me. Call me paranoid but dying no bono for me son. I'm staring at the tents waiting for it's owners to arrive so I can go to town on them right now but it's been awhile and no one's coming. What should I do? Yes I've waited so long I've got the time to write a full forum thread about it.

FUDGEMONKEYCICLESBULLSH*TONASTICK. WHY? I'll tell you why. Day 0 - Killed guy with hatchet. Epic win. More win than epic win? He had practically all the tools and a cute lil pistol. Day 1 - Bandit chasing me. I run like the little b*tch I am. Using 2 shots left in my double-barrelled shotgun I take him out and now have a Coyote Backpack & AKM. Day 2 - Headed to Balota Airstrip to farm. Epic win farm as I find 10 AKM mags and a crapton of other stuff. How? 3 dead guys in front of me. Apparently they somehow all killed each other. Pretty hilarious. Day 3 - Get ganked by 2 SURVIVORS. Yes. Arseholes indeed. Killing a fellow friendly frantically typing FRIENDLY in caps but NOOoooooOoo you just HAVE to shoot him. Too bad I'm versed in "gorilla" taktukz (pun intended) and go apesh*t ninja and kill them. Day 3 dawn - I head North to explore and find love to hopefully make a beautiful family. I'm at 10k blood and have 3 cooked meats just fyi. I find a military camp, open the gate and guess f*cking what, it's not just any gate. It's a gate that's apparently 10m long and swings into your face when you open it. My character starts bleeding and faints. No problem I thought to myself. How in the world can a gate kill me when I have 8k blood? (The gate swing did 2k damage) When the hourglass was at 2-3 seconds left I had 50 blood left and died even before I could click on bandage. Was it because I didn't get the extra piece of meat? Was it because I was too stupid to predict how a 10 metre long gate could potentially swing into my face? Was it because apparently 1 gate > 5 potential killers? Or was it because this game is BATF*CKINGSH*TRANDOMASBALLSACKSINACUP? How in the f*ck is it even possible for a guy to get killed by swinging a door into himself? Why would he even want to do that? Penis

I better not be turning into a goat again..

Are you trying to say that they pay for bandwidth? LOL talk about living in a cave. What age is their government living in..? New Zealand you silly.