Beanus

Yeah, maybe having a shovel as a melee weapon to allow you to "hide" bodies!

I saw a player run up to me in a gillie suit and a hunting rifle, but instead of killing me, he asked if his microphone was working... then I lost connection to the server.

Why would you let someone respawn next to their corpse, that ain't fun!

My eyes hurt from attempting to read, I gave up translating after you used an unnecessary shotgun blast to that unconscious player.

Only to wake up in someone else's base.

If I were you I would've swapped your gun out for a melee weapon to kill zeds.

Actually this has been posted 20 already.

Turn down your options maybe?

Depends on the system's specs.

- Always run up to every player you meet yelling "FRIENDLY! DON'T SHOOT!" especially if they're sniping players in cherno.

Oh I've seen lots of servers like this, its called ARMA II

It would be cool to pry open safes or something.

Any Boomstick, guns are just bad karma for me, I swear, I consistently put my guns in my backpack just to use the axe, hell, one time I dropped my gun to use the axe.

Are you sure they're actually vehicles and not props?

Oh god, headshots only, I'm as bad enough marksman as it is, I can't survive that mod, Zombie Invasion or whatever its called.

heh heh, Beanus blood bags, now with pre cooked beans.

Now those seem to be pretty unique ideas!

Yes, your Humanity does not reset when you die.

Santa Claus inside one of the chimneys in Cherno. Edit: oh, ideas...nevermind.

For hiding bodies, you have to blame ARMA II for that.

remember your commas, also what video?

Well, on time I was walking through a town, when I saw some juicy beans on a doorstep, so I vaulted, crawled and rolled my way there, once I took the objects of value I turn around and my heart skips a beat. A zombie was right in-front of me, slowly walking by, so I did what any unarmed player would do, stop, drop then roll when hes gone. METAL GEAR! Why do I use so many commas!?

If DayZ was real... we probably deserved it.

You got 3 choices, go on a hacking fourm and ask (even though they won't want to risk it for no reward) , get over it, or don't play anymore.

That was the best thing I have ever read about DayZ