Slickllama

Let's just forget about the Alpha, and go play other games. When we finally peek out from behind the computer screen, we'll see DayZ sitting there with a gift basket full of free vouchers for anonymous sex, lube, condoms, and an Alpha key that costs 20 bucks. What I'm trying to say is this: Live your life, and let the standalone come as a surprise so you can do the Harlem Shake Seizure is an ecstasy of enjoyment that only comes from playing the game without knowing every detail of what to expect.