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Cluckles
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Kamenka isn't a city? If this is a poll about your favourite place, it needs far more options than this.
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Shit DayZ players say (contribute!)
Cluckles replied to DannyFilming's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
My legs are broken, and we have no morphene. You'll have to. . . finish the job. -
First vehicle was an off-road pickup truck I found stashed in the woods northeast of stary sobor. It contained a few goodies, such as an SVD camo with mags, and some other weapons. Had a blast driving it around with a m8, until a hacker stopped us in our tracks with a server-wide instant kill script.
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Ban under 18s and third party programs from the standalone
Cluckles replied to RiggsUK's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Ironic that the OP has the hormonal anger and grammatical capability of the kids that he so eloquently berates. -
Was wondering if anyone else has noticed a massive decline in the frequency of heli crashes lately? I know this is just anecdotal on my part, but I used to see them in abundance, however I haven't seen any since a couple of patches ago. Can anyone confirm that the spawn rate for them is the same?
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Helicopter crash sites rarer since patch?
Cluckles replied to Cluckles's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Ok thanks for the replies - must just be my bad luck then. -
My bones are made of pancake mix.
Cluckles replied to Collasal45's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
A break or fracture from being mauled by a ravenous undead hardly seems unrealistic to me. The unrealistic aspect is that it can be cured by morphene. It should require a splint, bandage and morphene, and involve an extended and painful procedure where you lose a significant amount of blood. -
People in this game are just complete dicks.
Cluckles replied to unSeen 1's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
That's what you get for trusting strangers in a completely anonymous environment. Are they 'complete dicks'? Not really - it's a game, get over it. -
It doesn't matter what your ping is, if you don't bother to aim down the sight of your weapon.
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G17 has a flashlight, so that's legit
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You sound like you've drunk too much Dr Pepper.
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Why would anyone spend 4 hours trudging through a forest for a vehicle, or anything for that matter. Even if you find one you'll probably lose it to a vehicle save bug or hacker.
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Spawn Death. This Mod Is Getting Intolerable
Cluckles replied to lousybs's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
you missed the pie in the face routine and the fake bowtie water gun. -
WARNING: Hacker on US 1563 Dallas
Cluckles replied to Mr-Zer0's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Warning: Hackers on pretty much every server that isn't devoid of people. -
If this is indeed true, then you have managed to fail in several distinct ways.
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Erm, thanks for the heads up there. In fact, I deem this information so important that I will recite it every day so I don't forget it.
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Rocket, Please don't. (Dayz on Console).
Cluckles replied to alcatraz968's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
Make it on whatever platforms you want, why would anyone care? Just make a good game. -
Haha, that guy said 'CoD'. I for one think he's great and not at all tedious.
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1st person only, waypoints, what more?
Cluckles replied to echosyp's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I can't speak for everyone, but it's hard to reconsile the hardcore immersion of 1st person with the noob-friendly waypoint system. I like the idea of being locked to 1st person, because I don't think 3rd person works very well at all in this game. However, waypoints spoil the navigation aspect which I find quite enjoyable. -
Sorry, but how does someones playing style make them 'stupid and ignorant'? How about not taking the game so seriously, and get over your (zealous) self. The game wasn't made to satisfy your expectations, and people can play it however they want, if it's fun for them. Whether that's survival, deathmatch, or cross-country pickup truck rallies, why should anyone have the right to impose their will on how people play or talk about their experiences in a video-game?
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Why would you ask consumers how they want products to be priced? I for one would like the game to be completely free.
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Brand New to DayZ Looking for some people!
Cluckles replied to ScriticXD's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I like long walks in the forest, excursions to loot filled areas, performing risky blood transfusion operations, and drinking sodapops. Perhaps we could meet under the pretense of teamwork only for me to shoot you for your beans. -
Why is your group anti-goof? Also, I find the reluctance to recruit noobs somewhat offensive. If I walked up to you chaps, lee enfield in one hand, white flag in the other, no doubt you'd murder me in cold blood. Well you won't catch me joining your so called group.
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I just wanted to say I love this game.
Cluckles replied to JimDaRulah's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I couldn't articulate my distaste for the loading screens until I read this convoluted and unnecessary thread, which I found ironically analogous to them. -
Do you listen to music while you play?
Cluckles replied to chris p. bacon's topic in DayZ Mod General Discussion
I am partial to using virtual audio cable as well, but mainly for the purpose of playing the jaws orchestral tune as I sneak up on someone.
