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Cluckles

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About Cluckles

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  1. Cluckles

    Your favorite city

    Kamenka isn't a city? If this is a poll about your favourite place, it needs far more options than this.
  2. Cluckles

    Shit DayZ players say (contribute!)

    My legs are broken, and we have no morphene. You'll have to. . . finish the job.
  3. Cluckles

    First vehicle you ever drove?

    First vehicle was an off-road pickup truck I found stashed in the woods northeast of stary sobor. It contained a few goodies, such as an SVD camo with mags, and some other weapons. Had a blast driving it around with a m8, until a hacker stopped us in our tracks with a server-wide instant kill script.
  4. Ironic that the OP has the hormonal anger and grammatical capability of the kids that he so eloquently berates.
  5. Ok thanks for the replies - must just be my bad luck then.
  6. Was wondering if anyone else has noticed a massive decline in the frequency of heli crashes lately? I know this is just anecdotal on my part, but I used to see them in abundance, however I haven't seen any since a couple of patches ago. Can anyone confirm that the spawn rate for them is the same?
  7. Cluckles

    My bones are made of pancake mix.

    A break or fracture from being mauled by a ravenous undead hardly seems unrealistic to me. The unrealistic aspect is that it can be cured by morphene. It should require a splint, bandage and morphene, and involve an extended and painful procedure where you lose a significant amount of blood.
  8. That's what you get for trusting strangers in a completely anonymous environment. Are they 'complete dicks'? Not really - it's a game, get over it.
  9. Cluckles

    It's all about hit detection

    It doesn't matter what your ping is, if you don't bother to aim down the sight of your weapon.
  10. Cluckles

    It's all about hit detection

    G17 has a flashlight, so that's legit
  11. Cluckles

    No Dr. Pepper?

    You sound like you've drunk too much Dr Pepper.
  12. Cluckles

    Why are cars so rare?

    Why would anyone spend 4 hours trudging through a forest for a vehicle, or anything for that matter. Even if you find one you'll probably lose it to a vehicle save bug or hacker.
  13. you missed the pie in the face routine and the fake bowtie water gun.
  14. Cluckles

    WARNING: Hacker on US 1563 Dallas

    Warning: Hackers on pretty much every server that isn't devoid of people.
  15. Cluckles

    I don't normally hack...but

    If this is indeed true, then you have managed to fail in several distinct ways.
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